I had the best Christmas I think I ever had!!!! Though I got absolutly nothing I thought/ hoped for I still got the best gifts! Love, Family, and Hope!
(Pfft! Hell no!)
Ok I really mostly everthing I hoped for! I got KH Chain of Memories, SH2, SH3, Spy vs.Spy the complete works (message me if you have no idea what that is), an MP3 player (PPPAAARRRTTTAA
Btw, Cheryl, in Chain of Memories ou play as Riku, I still doubt ou play as him in KHII.
"My last day of school before the winter break was hell." Rated: No F***ing babies allowed! (that means you too Ansem! [from Kh...]) {really though I would say noone under 10... ~ If I insulted ne1 with the baby thing up there... too bad!~}
First of all I forgot my homework for Geometry (I probably have a B in there like every other class). Then I relized I forgot my F***ing pencil so I couldn't even draw! In 2nd period (I have geo first) I watched a bunch of stupid sixth graders exchanging gifts... then my leg became numb and I barely could walk on it. 3rd period... well that period always sucks A$$, but anyway... we had pizza and I had too much so I almost threw up on the way to fourth. Fourth is Art so it wasn't too bad except m teacher wouldn't leave me the Hell alone... and he does that when we don't need him but when we do he's never around. 5th and 6th period.... damn!!!!!!! *curses to self for a full hour before returning to computer* Alright the school staff decided that the whole school had to watch a basketball game between the students and faculty. Not letting us have any alternative. Anyhow I started my period during this time and had no idea. So when a girl asked to switch places with me I wouldn't know there was a huge red stain on the bleachers. And the worst part is... half the school knew... wait no that wasn't... a bitch at school named Stacia was sitting right beside me... THAT was the worst part. Luckily I had a jacket though so it wasn't too embaressing, but I swear... *goes around cursing agian* Have a Happy Holiday!
I had a really strange dream the other night and well I thought it was quite funny so I decided I'd put it up just for you all's entertainment.
Alright I'm in a mock disney world sort of thing and their is a rope climb, but supposedly the rope is grass. I go on there with m brother and sister and for some reason I say "So this is what it's like to walk on grass." immeadeatly all the rope turns into little beads of grass. Someohw I make it to the end where I see a giant spider knawing on my brother. Some random girl says "All ye brotheren we must save our fellow comrade." (yes she said that in old english like that :D) I was all WTF!?!? No way! let me die! So instead of helping the other random kids defeat the giant spider she started swinging an imaginary battle axe at me. I easily dodge it (which was easy obviously). Then my little sister and brother (T_T yes he lived) say their hungry so I take them down to buy food for them (WTF?!?! I should have said get your own damn food!). They lady in at the register says she doesn't like my money (who the hell doesn't like money?) so she wouldn't take it. So I'm waiting with my brother and sister till moma shows up with money the lady dose like. Anyway on the intercom the person says Lord Voldemort is back (Just to let you all know somehow the Harry Potter series has taken over my life). I don't believe it and momma shows up and decides to go on an Alice in Wonderland water ride (Yeah! a dream about KH!!!). Halfway through the ride I get tossed out of the boat an dis getting flushed down a toilet type thing, seeing the mad hatter pop up in various places. At the end I tell everyone around me it was like a high intense flume ride and everyone decides to go on (what the crap? I just got flushed down a toilet!)
*Note: Anything in "(...)" are comments I made on the dream. (but you really didn't need me to tell you that...)
I figured out today I'm a actual bitch. I'm really mean to my friends and other people, telling them to go away and calling them stalkers. Cheryl and Kira do this too but somehow they make it funny, even to the person their insulting, I only seem like the bitch I am. This evening I had to eat dinner and sit in the car with a girl who looks up to me. I almost strangled her, smacked her witha magizine, and slapped her hard across the face when she kept on turning on the light. And the worst part of it all is that she was laughing the enitire time.
I am a bitch, no wonder I had no friends until last year and probably will lose the ones I have real soon. *tears*
I'm sorry everyone!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm in the mood to entertain you all so I'm going to tell you of my wierd dream...
I'm in a mock Disney World when my mom, sis, bro, and I are walking in happy little park named Park of Gargoyles. My mom randomly takes my sister's shirt and jeans off and hides them around the park. Then My brother drags me off to this arena where I see a Pikachu fighting a jellyfish. Then I see a sign saying "All participants(sp?) must fight one of our 'fierce' beasts" My brother drags me to another arena where there seems to be a line but as soon as we get in it all the people say "We're not in line!" so we move up and get on this platform thingy. The operator says "Both of you together can't ride. But if you want to..." Before I could say "No!" I'm cadapulted into the arena with my brother. The walls of the Arena look as if we had to fight a giant, rampaging elephant or something. Then as the gates open, me preparing to run for my life, a tiny little hog (as in a male pig) comes out with this really fat lady riding it. She runs it around the arena, and I can't help but laugh. Then suddenly we're in a big house. My brother disappeared but the lady and the hog was still going around in circles. Then these little kids, no more than 7, start taking things for some "special project."
Then My sister woke me up...
I proclaim this day the worst day I can remember!
1st of all My rib started hurting this morning after it hurt all day on Monday. Then I had to lug my backpack around for more than half of second period. In lunch I figured I only had 4 real close friends.Then in 4th period pant splattered all over my shirt so I had to get one of my teacher's spares... it was 12 sizes too big... In 6th period My group project was... how should I put it... ruined. When I got home I did my homework after hooking up my stereo in my new room. If the study guide wasn't bad enough my geometry homework was living Hell! Normally I don't mind 36ish problems but when they start asking you to pull the right answear out of thin air, they are going too far... I even missed dinner because of the gawd damn mother fucking math... and I usually LOVE math... well I guess I still do but I hate triangles... How unfortunate that I am also Trainglary...
People I'd eat if I were a wolf: (Sry [They look like monsters to you?] I need a laugh)
Mrs. Jones (for now...)
John P.
Micheal J.
Stacia M.
Kate B.
Kairi, Kairi Kairi!,KH (Even though she no longer exists!)
Mr. Hancock
Chirstian A.
Brooke C. (I don't think you guys know her)
Julie L. (*coughposer!co
My brother Tiffany (a.k.a. Dakota)
My sister Karii
Erin S. (grr...)
Ashley W. (She goes to another school)(*coughbrat!cou
Riku,KH (*coughpisshead
Ansem,KH(*coughlemonypi
That's actually quite long....
Today was such a waste of my life... Today my cousin got married to some guy who looks too much like our Uncle Paul... Her Cermony took like 12 years just for her and Donald(her husband's name) to exchange vows.... Then there was the food... I was dying of hunger and the only food that looked edible was the ham... Then I guess someone was really hot (tempature wise) because they turned the air on to a gazillion below zero.... Then there was the dancing... Country song after country song... Then more than Half the people suddenly dissappeared and only came back for the cake (which by the way was just as horrible). Then there was more dancing to country songs... Then it took 12 more years to clean up after the place (we had to stay and help for some reason or another) Then it took an hour to load the stuff up in the cars... Then we had to drive to the Bride's home to put the stuff away... *sigh* I'm never getting married.... unless it Sora!
I have three words to say:
Sora Sora Sora...
My version of the Oscar Myer Commercial:
Kairi wishes she were an Oscar Myer Wiener
That is she'd truley like to be
'Cause if she were an Oscar Myer Wiener
She'd have a reason for being slutty!
It doesn't flow togood but...
It has been a week since Hurricane Charely and I just now got power.... anyway, while I was at my cousin's enjoying their AC I randomly got involved in Harry Potter and decided to start reading the books. I am no on Prisoner of Azkaban since it took me 5 days to finish the other two... (when your stuck in your house with no power you borrow books and read them to no end...) as I said I just got power so I'm on now to find out noone else is currently... joyful! Thanks to my over excessive imagination and HP I now think a owl is going to come and give me a letter saying I was excepted at Hogwarts... and to top it off I had a REALLY weird day dream...
A really pretty girl was driving a green explorer in pooring rain at about 9:00 pm. She's alone in the car and suddenly a drunk driver in a red converatble comes charging at her and she swirved to try and not hit him, but doing so she crashs off the bridge she was driving on and into the water. I then see a vision of them pulling her lifeless body from the river and someone saying. "Poor kid, dying only at the age of 16. In all the honor classes, her parents told me." "What was her name?" asked some other dude. "Amy..."
So now I think I'm going to die in 3 years...
I had a really wierd dream therefore i decided to put it up...
I'm in a house like building. The owner of the house talks of invisible monsters that get in through the doors. I decided to try and lock the doors but the just swing open. The owner tells me it's pointless and to forget about it. I ask her How we know they're here if they're invisible and she says "because the crap all over the floor!" She points to the floor with crap on it.(sry I'm descriptive) Riku from KH randomly comes in through the back door and yells at me "I'm leaving!" and heads towards the front door (note: I don't like Riku and I haven't a clue why he is here and Sora isn't but I have no control of dreams). I go to him to try to stop him then a fat woman dressed in all black comes in through the front door and Riku tells her, "I'm going to visit a friend." She replys with "Don't get lost." he laughs at her mark and says "Don't worry these Units are well marked." He points to a faint number on the wall which happens to be 120. She goes "Fine." then leaves, Riku following. I stand there at the doorway then I get a vision of the number 15900 on a gold sheet of crnkled paper straighten out and then shrivel up and "dies". I am back in my body and I go in circles till a person tells me to hide the presents. I haven't a clue what she is talking about so I go a blue bag and but my hand in a section and pulled out a eraser. The old woman who told me to hide the presents nods and says "That eraser is a good thing. rub it on a Griffen and it will erase." Now what the hell that meant I didn't know. But I stuffed it in my pocket to find I have 2 pencils already in there. The owner of the house suddenly screams really loud but it sounds as if it were a mile away.I turn to her and she suddenly explodes (OO;). Suddenly I hear the barney song and the old woman shouts. "DAMN YOU PAUL! I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO FIND IT!" I'm still confused. Even more so when a alarm sounds off and I am pushed out the front door. to find myself at my camp...
I then gain control of my dream and start making me fight off the misc. creatures that pop up but....
While I was at camp I reversed a song to make me feel better since I was forced to sleep on a concrete hard bed.... not fun!
(Sing to tune of O' Chrismas Tree)
O Kairi the hor,
O Kairi the hor,
Why are you lying on the floor?
You did not see me standing there,
And now your marked with blood red hair!
O Kairi the hor,
O Kairi the hor,
Why are you lying on the floor?
75 Ways To Order Pizza
1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Change your accent every three seconds.
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
31. Ask to see a menu.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
44. Try to talk while drinking something.
45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
48. Be vague in your order.
49. Use CB lingo where applicable.
50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
56. Say "Kssssssssssss
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
59. Put them on hold.
60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
65. Haggle.
66. Order a one-inch pizza.
67. Order term life insurance.
68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
75. Order a steamed pizza.
This was someone elses idea it was funny so I put it up!
I am very crazy and probably should be locked up in a straight jacket or something, anyhow I was too hyper one night and was watching some old movies. Noone was there with me but I was too hyper to care and decided to screw some of the quotes up.
The first movie was a DuckTales movie.
Louy: QUICK! HIDE THE ELEPHANT!
Dewy:*sarcasti
Terika: Genie's Hat is big enough! (Genie was another Character with a really big hat)
Genie: What's More Important? A fortune or your life?
Scrooge: Well......
Genie: It's not exactly a trick question!
Terika: It isn't?
Dijon: Don't Worry about ol' Merlock! He would not dare confront the great and powerful Dijon! *really fast* Besides I don't think he knows about this yet!
Terika: Are sure about that?
The next movie was a CHEAP version of Cinderella.
Royal Assitant: The lass doesn't reconize your highness.
Terika: Could you have said that any louder for I'm sure she now knows!
(Prince is asking alot of questions)
Prince: And where does your father sleep?
Terika: Dude, your highness that sounded really twisted!
(Step sisters are singing)
Esmerelda: She is so frail, without any trouble I could easily break her arm!
Terika: Why just her arm if she's so frail?
Prunella(yes that is her name!)(I'm going to call Kairi that now!): Why can't the man ever fall for a solid girl like me?
Terika: because it makes you ugly and your knee creaks! (not the best insult but none the less)
*King and queen go to dance then everyone else goes to join the dance and the King and queen leave the floor*
Terika: Your too good to dance with your people are you?
(Esmerelda is talking/dancin
Esmerelda: May I say something personal?
Prince: Go ahead
Esmerelda: Wonderful weather we are having, no?
Terika: That was a bit too personal!
The next Movie was half of the old The Parent Trap by Disney.
(The twinns are in lunch line and see each other for the first time)
Terika: The Twinn with too much hair is Sharon and the one with no hair is Susan.
(At Dance. Susan is Talking to a boy)
Susan: I feel completely naked without my lipstick!
Terika: It covers your lips..... without any is very reaveling
Susan: Oh they started the music again.
Boy: *clears throught* I guess we otta.
Susan: I love Dancing! I could dance all night! Especaily with you Willferd.
Boy: *clears throught* ok then....
Terika: So much for Ice breakers! Just go ahead and call him your boyfriend for Sori's Sake!
(Sharon and Susan have just found out that they are offical twinns)
Sharon: You know they must have fought and took to the extreme of divorce and seperated us!
Susan: *eating a popsicle a bit faster than you probably should* OH MY GOSH! *bites her nails*
Terika: OMG!!! YOU GOT BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!!!!
I had the strangest dream one night and I wanted ppl to know about it so they have a good laugh.
First of all I'm a guy (laugh your heart out Kaery, Kira, Tiggris, and Aniu If she ever loggs on). I look alot like Legos or however you spell the name of the Archer in LOTR. Anyway I'm a minature cruise ship and I'm enjoying myself. Then suddenly another mini cruise ship shows up. The start attacking the ship like Pirates would. I'm shoved into the engine room. We have more than 10,000 leaks in there so they tell me to go up and get rid of the Pirates. I get up there and start slicing people in half, in a kinda cartoony way (No blood or anything). Then I'm thrown onto a raft and I sail away while the ship (which I now know is called "The Bertrum") is burning down and sinking. The next thing I know I'm in a abandond, one-room building. There are 2 recliners and 5 table covered in cake. I fall asleep in one of the recliners depite I just woke up. I woke up to a roaring as people, animals, and other things, stick there arms in the now existing windows. I sit there just staring at them. When they leave I go back to sleep. The next morning a purple door suddenly appears and I go through it. A family randomly asks me if they can spend the night at my place. I say It isn't mine and turn them away. The father curses me out so I, don't ask me why I did this, I let them stay but warn them I only have one recliner for them. I also tell them they can't touch the cakes. That night the same thing happened, The things put there arms in the window and roared. The youngest girl gets scared and comes over to my recliner. I hug her close to me to make her feel safe I randomly look up and a dinosaur claw is shaking a box of corn flakes.
Well that was dream one. Now for dream two!!!!!
I can't say where I am exactly. I'd say a cross between a night club, a game show stage, a carvern in a volcanoe, and a school. Anyway the Oslen Twinns are on one side of the room and twinn brothers are on the other side. I THINK I am a fairy here. anyway I keep on floating form one twinn set to the other. The olsen's side of the room has blue lava (hint the volcanoe) and the others are one the red side. Soon I get tired so I order a coke from a bar (hint nightclub). I sit in a set of Bleachers and then some one sits on me (hint I'm small and the flying indicates I'm a fairy). On the other side of the room there is a OLD woman dressed in black next to a blackboard (hint school). Suddenly I hear a dragon's roar and both twinn's start answearing questions that I can't hear, with answears like Giki, Weko, Kairi (I hope the question was "Who is the one of the Manstealers?), Sora, Terika, Gikuja, and many others.
Then I suddenly wake up.
(Sing in the tune of "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer!")
Heartless got ran over by a Neko!
Coming home from the bar that night
You may say theres no such thing as Hanyous
But as for me and Sora (KH) we believe
They'd been drinking one too many
and the bar tender through them out!
They never made past midnight,
the next morning there were track marks on their noses!
(You can also put Kairi in where Heartless is)
Moment in History: I actually LIKED science today! (.) o (.)! Yes Amazing I know but I knew it would happen one day. Me, Kira, Tigris, Sarah, and Richie (well he was just there) were playing a trivia game on the planets and well if u know us u can immagine what happened. Just to add to the mayhem all the drawings made everything look too fruity!!!!!!
Some quotes:
Sarah: Ryhmes with..... (whenever the answer was Veus she would say it and well it's pretty perverted)
Sarah: Jupiter!
Kira: No! It's Rainbow!
Terika: Taste the rainbow! (don't ask!)