This converstation was had with [AdamJ~04], feel free to bitch at him for me:

[jeffasaurus] You are such a fucking douchebag
[AdamJ~04] WHY!?!
[jeffasaurus] Because icp is the GAYEST fag queer "band" ever
[AdamJ~04] just b/c i like icp? well fuck you like ppl for who tha fuck they are not what fuckin bands they listen to you fuckin queer ass cock head! FUCK YOU!!! tryin to pick on little kids go suck your moms dick bitch!
[jeffasaurus] What the hell you little pussy, how many times can you use the word fuck in one paragraph, you make absolutly no sense and icp is so god damn horrible. i cannot stand them and becuase you like them i cannot stand you.
just in case you didnt know moms are female, females dont have penis'. you would not know this because (a)Your dads are gay (b)the closest youve gotten to a girl is that one time when you brushed up against little susy in the hall.
as for the rest of your comments go fuck a horse you faggot
[AdamJ~04] ooohhh im so scared im shakin in my nutsack butch....firs of all i dont know my parents....so fuck off...i wanted to talk to you before,b/c u seemed like a kool guy...and b/c i like ppl for who they are not wha bands they like damn....oh and for the record theres not 1 person named ''little susy'' in my whole school damnit
[jeffasaurus] Im not trying to scare you, im trying to tell you that your a goober and listen to a "band" that doesnt even make music, there just a bunch of loser clowns that got picked on through school and now want attention, so they get it from the lowest rum of the social ladder, you.
[AdamJ~04] dude shut up while i block you like i said i dont care what you think plz shut up and leave me alone
[jeffasaurus] Arent you cool
[AdamJ~04] ok thats great.......woo hoo for your OPINION lets give him a big ol round of applause wa-hoo
[jeffasaurus] Thank you, i now feel my i have done something great in my lifetime

001: Name: Jeff Kile
002: Nickname: El Jefe
003: Country of living: USA
004: Birth date: January 12, 1989
005: Height: 5'8"
006: Eye color: Brown
007: Shoe size: 10
008: School/work: School
009: You smoke: Of course not
010: Hobbies: Guitar, TV, Sleep, Eat, Go to Ryan's
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 Brother 1 Sister, Both younger
012: Relationship: No =(
013: Piercing(s): Ear
014: Tattoo: No
015: Fave Country to go to: Since I've never been outside the USA, I'd have to say Highlands Ranch, the people there are stupid and rich
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: Gays and Jews
017: Nicest people you met this year: Lauren
018: Person you rather not have met this year: Well if this year includes last, then Shannon
019: Who would you like to meet: Rodney Mullen
020: Who do you admire most: Rodney Mullen
021: Most sexy person(s) on Elftown: I dont believe that there are hot chicks on this thing, and if there are they just steal someone elses pic
022: Favorite Pajama: Commando
023: Favorite Car: 1970 Ford Mustang GT
024: Favorite Movie(s): Dumb & Dumber
025: Favorite music: Punk, Folk, Reggae
026: Favorite City(s): Carlsbad, Just its name is cool
027: Favorite board: Element
028: Favorite smell: anything scratch & sniff
029: Favorite Magazine: MAD
030: Favorite sound: Schlurp
031: Favorite TV-series: The Simpsons
032: Favorite Writer(s): Maddox
033: Favorite Nickname: What the hell are you doing?
034: What is on your mouse pad: The Shane Co. "Official Jeweler of the DENVER NUGGETS" (even though the Nuggets blow and I hate basketball)
035: What all is under your bed: A sack of dead babies and a hobo
036: Favorite color: Green
037: Favorite Song ever: Ten Foot Pole - The Getaway
038: Favorite song at this moment: Ween - Ocean man
039: Favorite food: Hot dog flavored hot dogs
040: Favorite class in school: Gym, who doesnt like gym?
041: Favorite drink: Mountain Dew
042: Lucky number: Yes
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself: I can't see myself
044: What deodorant do you use: The kind that goes under your arm
045: Favorite shoes: Birkenstocks
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: 1-ish
047: What word do you use most: The
048: Most romantic moment in your life: When I got my guitar
049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: When I didn't have a guitar
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: Half in Half out
051: What do you do in the weekends: Go to Ryan's
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: Math, I don't like numbers
053: You're Breakfast: Big Macs
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: Fish sticks
055: Pets: Dog, Iguana, Fish, Fish, Fish
056: Laugh or dream: Laugh
057: Serious or funny: Funny
058: Fast or slow: Why not
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: Relations are more fun
060: Simple or complicated: Simple, my mind can't handle too much
061: Cremated or Buried when dead: Cremated then buried then resurrected then cremated again
062: Sex or alcohol: All of the above
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: I don't have a bed
064: Light or dark: Lark
065: Speak or Silence: Its more like a silent speak
066: Tall or small man/woman: Shorter than me
067: News paper: News schmooze
068: Hug or kiss: Kiss while hugging
069: Happy or Sad: Happy happy joy joy
070: Life or Death: Life
071: Gig or Disco: Disco
072: Left or Right: Right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: I don't like sausages
074: Dark/ Red/ Blonde: Dark
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: What's in Hotdogs?
076: You believe in reincarnation: Do you believe in Dogs?
077: You believe in Aliens: Of course, (Mexicans)
078: When you die, what will be your last words: I'm gonna have a dramatic death like in the movies and I'm gonna pretend to die and then wake up and go GAH! And then really die
079: Does true love exist: What kind of question is that?
080: How many kids would you like to have: duce
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: Jews
082: Best feeling: Glurp
083: Worst feeling in the world: Pop
084: What are you afraid of: White people that used to be black
085: Are you an emotional person: If by emotional you mean happy, then yes
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: No
087: Your goal in life: Take a bite out of the sun and then swim in a pool of Jell-o
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: *See above*
089: Favorite art-artist: Matt Galager, that kid can draw like nobodies buisness
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: A Transformer
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: Face, if she isn't hot then nothing else is good
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: A Bridal store
093: What do you think of Elftown: There are too many fantasy nerd fruits
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: Back in the day.....
095: Where did you get this question list: I dunno but cheese wiz tastes like shit
095: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: EAT ME!
096: Star sign: Capricorn
097: Fave animal: Transformers
098: What's the most annoying thing that people ask you?: Who do you like?
099: Do you get in trouble a lot: ....
100: Is there a question you missed in this all: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?