sorry I havent updated for joke of the day and quote of the day I have been very busy with school and dealing with the drama school brings -glares at school drama-

Three friends that are moms are talking together about their daughters.

One is a brunette, one is a redhead and the other is a blond.

The brunette says, "I found some cigarettes in my daughter's room and I didn't know she smoked."

The redhead says, "I found a book in my daughter's room and I didn't know she could read."

Then the blond says, "I found some condoms in my daughter's room and I didn't know she had a penis."

quote
"cherry flavored anti acid" from a song on the radio

Am I suppose to love someone if they love me am I suppose to love them back
Or am I suppose to break their heart and feel the guilt I have for doing so

Joke of the day Sunday 21 (sorry I missed yesterday was busy cleaning)

A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and makes his way into the confession box. He says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to catch the man's attention, but the man stays silent. Then the priest knocks on the wall three times in final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, pal. There's no toilet paper in this one either."

Quote Of The Day
This sucks big hairy monkey balls

Joke of the day Friday August 19th
A little boy wanted to walk his dog, so he asked his mom if he could.

"Well, you better go ask your dad, because she is in heat, and he can help you out." said his mom.

The little boy went out to the garage and found his dad. Where he asked, "Dad, can I take the dog for a walk? Mom said you could help me out because she is in heat."

"Sure you can son," he replied. "Just bring her over here first, and we'll get her all fixed up."

So the boy takes his dog over to his dad. His dad then pours gasoline all over his dog. And then tells him, "There you go, have a good walk."

The little boy heads out for his walk with his dog. He is gone for several hours, and the returns without his dog. His parents wonder what happened to the dog.

His mom asks, "Where did your dog go son?"

The little boy replied, "Oh, she ran out of gas a few blocks back, and another dog is pushing her home."

JOKE OF THE DAY
Midgets shouldnt sing

JOKE OF THE DAY THURSDAY AUGUST 18TH

Two weeks ago was my birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember."

The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, my secretary knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place.

We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday... and there on the couch I sat... naked


QUOTE OF THE DAY

Have you ever tried to cut a thing with a chainsaw that was once living

Joke of the Day!!!!!!!!!

FIVE THINGS MEN SHOULD NEVER SAY AT VICTORIA'S SECRET:

1) Does this come in children's sizes?

2) No, thanks. Just sniffing.

3) Mom will love this.

4) No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here.

5) Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

Quote of the day!!!

Id kill to have your body... In my trunk

JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose habits partially blocked the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to hell...there aren't any nuns there."

QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!

Quack You

Joke of the Day!!!

Why Fishing is Better Than Sex:

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.


Quote of the day!!!!

Murder Is A Wonerful Work Out

JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.

"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."


QUOTE OF THE DAY

it cant rain all the time...

I have diecided everyday from now on or almost everyday im gonna be doing a joke of the day,also a quote of the day and i will say before it joke of day so here is the first one for August 11th

There was this International Conference on Taxation held in a European Country. The nature of the conference was international sharing of taxation ideas. To make the story short, The French representative said "Everyone in this room should adopt my Country’s taxation system, because in my country we tax our people from child birth to death."

The Conference room exploded in a big applause, because that system will provide great revenue to the country.

But, the Swiss representative stood and said, "That is nothing. Because, in my country we tax our people from womb to tomb! The whole room was clapping louder than before.

An excited Australian, jumped up and said "That is nothing compared to down under, we tax our people from sperm to germ!!

With this, the whole room was in standing ovation and clapping. Several representatives from Europe suggested that it be adopted in every nation.

But then, the American representative, shouted, Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Here me out first, before you adopt anything. Then, the American said. That is nothing compared in America, in America we tax our people from Erection to Resurrection!

AUGUST 11TH QUOTE OF DAY
"gay couples are cute enough as it is, and the concept of a little gay robot couple is unbearably adorable"
QC  http://www.questionablecontent.net

I am just a piece of shit thats all I am and all Ill ever be
Ive made promises of not cutting but they are just promises I cant keep
I sit back and watch the one I love love someone and i cant do anything about it just watch
It kills me every second to watch it to listen about it

Well Im hom from havre montana I was gone for 10days
The first night was probally the hardest I had to stay at my grandfathers and i dont like my grandfather all that much. I cryed myself to sleep becuz i was really sad and stuff.
2nd night i was with my grandmother
then the couple days pasted and i went to my auntys house in harlem
we went camping and i got eaten alive by miscitos which really sucked we went tubing on the lake which was alot of fun
sunday i went to the pow wow which was fun got to meet my cosion's brothers they seemed kewl
stayed with my aunty for abit
monday I called my friend Darryl I found out that he has lung cancer which scares me to death
I also called my parents and i am going to WILLARD -YAY-
tuesday i stayed with my aunty then went to my grandma stayed the night there
I came home today yay

apparently im gonna die Monday October 22,2029

Im so confused with what to do and Im not sure if im just getting told this just so I stop cutting.
This week has been wonderful and o so awful I have to admit thou I have had fun.
I have been hanging out with my xb/f him and me were outside alone well another friend of ours was inside we were talking about how I was in the hosptail for trying to kill myself and cutting myself. This was pretty much our converstation on monday.
Darryl " you better not cut"
me "what do you mean"
darryl " you better not cut yourself again"
me "what are you gonna do about it"
darryl " i dont know but still dont cut"
me " so your telling me not to cut myself but you will do nothing about it?"
darryl "well if you do it again or keep doing it ill have to break up with my gf and make you go out with me and make you happy so you will stop"
our friend came out so we walked back to our friends house later. so we were hanging out there this was another converstation
nick " autumn what is wrong why are you suddenly so depressed"
me "im not dont worry about it" does my fake smile
darryl "Autumn what is wrong tell me now"
ME:I just looked away "dont worry about it ill get over it sooner or later"
Darryl " you know what get up your coming outside with me and telling me whatsup"
me "fine but i dont see what your making such a big deal over"
so we both walked outside and i sat on the rail of the porch
I looked at him
me "so what do you want me to tell you"
darryl "what the hell is wrong with you thats making you so fucking depressed"
me "the fact that you are going out with another girl and that I love you more then anyone else and know right now that I cant be with you or probally will ever be with you again"
darryl "Im sorry and I still have feelings for you I really do... Ill be waiting for you at willard as soon as you start going to willard Im yours" (willard is the alterntive skool)
I sorta smile "do you promise?"
darryl "promise"
then I got down and we hugged for about a minute and went back inside.
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ok I will finish this later im getting sleepy and shit

ok i just reliezed this so im gonna say it lol ok
its 2:30 am so i blam it being that early in the mourning and no sleep
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ok anyway
now days its seems that all the perps are punks and all the punks are goths and the goths are not really goths but perps with dark makeup or somthin like that
when did this happen to our little world

Blade Addiction

I cut once what a rush
Then I do it again what an addiction
The pain within stops so instantly
I know its getting bad this addiction of mine
I need to stop, I know I do
I finally do but not for long
I do it again in an instance of stupidity and depression
It’s such a rush
From my stupidity I think that I’m strong when I do this
I’m stronger the deeper I go
I stop again seeing all the pain it’s causing
I meet someone who cuts instead of stopping them
I encourage and give them a razor
I start again reminded how much it numbs my emotions
Now I sit restrain to the hospital bed
so scared of what is going to happen
I know once again I need to put down my blade
But this time I can not pick it up again

http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/36568_1114033904.jpg
the drum stick i got from crossfade

starta's guitar pike

my concert ticket signed by the singer from strata

concert ticket as well and signed

cross fade guitar pick i was having my drum stick signed when i got this one

the same guitar pik just other side

drum stick signed by crossfade

drum stick signed by crossfade

drum stick signed by crossfade

drum stick signed by crossfade

Wanna taste of my soul
Wanna little taste of my life
Come closer bite down on my flesh
brake the skin
make me bleed
drink my life
drink my soul
drink it all
make me go limp
let the blood full freely
stain your lips bleed red
taste it, love all of it
Make my skin go snow pale
Take it all
Taste all of my soul
Is it bitter
Is it sweet
Ist it all you thought it would be
Is it more
Is it less
or is it just another sweet treat



This is my frist sorta song still needs work but hey i think its good so far














MY ADDICATION

No more looking for a reason to do it
even on a good day
more so on a bad day
hiding it from all
dening it from all
everyone who knows saying stop
never wanting to stop its an addication
you crave it badly
truthly its no drug
but still you are addicated
doesnt even matter how
doesnt matter when
going deeper every time
gashes on my body
I cut its my addication that I dont wanna stop







The child that feels out of place
the one who does not be long
The child who cuts
The child who only trsts that
she feels so alone
but knows she is not
she knows that ones care
the one thing going through her mind is
"how long before the backsta me"
There is blood all over her hands
It is her own
She asks herself "why do I live when I feel so dead"

wow its amazing what one simple lil thing can do to change ones life on semp 12 2003 i was told i have daibetes so much has happened since that day ive done so many wrong things and hurt so many hoping my own pain would go away but it hasnt i just bury it and then it comes back. why does it come back again and again. My mom of all people didnt even relieze its been a year since that day i thought of all people she would remember but no she didnt rememeber. This is the same pain that I thought i had gotten rid of. The pain that made me want to die so very much and now i dont know what to do. my mom is trying to send me to the hosptail again I dont want to go back. please someone will you help me can someone tell me or do somthing to make all my pain go away please i beg of you someone.