[carrot_queen]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2004-03-04
Written: (7569 days ago)

spoke to mo for the first time today, good job he lives just on the other side of town, hes such a cool good looking guy and he said im hot *cheers* the only problem is he happens to be the leader of the squirrels and we all know squirrels are my mortal enemy *screams and shoots a squirrel* but we came to an arrangement. i implied that it would be ok if he ate a live criminal squirrel, he agreed as long as i done a striptease, wich i have yet to do *and probably never willl, mwhahahahaaa*
Anywhoooo, the tonsols are ok, still got swollen glands but swallowing is easier and it doesnt hurt so much when elmo is strangling me *shoots elmo as wel as the squirrel*
i have the strangest feeling that a friend is ignoring me though *cries* but ill live, i shall basque in the attention of others *sweeps hand to forehead dramatically*

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