Alas the wild peppermints have found us trying to take over the world and they now want to take us to our funerals in our caskets. But we fooled them... yes all of them because they really didn't want to marry us like I said, and they never will. Yet the loved Champ hates rainbow cookies we all knew that he would be so modest as to not become a stripper. No we don't think he will become a stripper or a weirdo with several wives. Mlarnoy's dreams prove that this is not going to happen so don't worry everyone this isn't going to happen. Even though Wekiwa especially loves Champ most of us only like him or dis-like him. So dear sisters that are my brothers unknown sisters enemies... until we meet again
Pineapply and full of hatred,
Klushmoni

P.S. Sterling is dead

We have decided to try and take over the world. Starting with Washington. We will not take over the world!!! WE ARE PINEAPPLE'S AND WE COME IN PEACE, LEAVE IN PIECES!!!!
Zarnally has been very bad, but she will be given ice cream.
With all due and hate,
Wekiwa