[Raziel Ahnara]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2005-01-18
Written: (7250 days ago)
Next in thread: 474693

Damned Yellowcard... You blame them for becoming so depressed.

*Sigh* Every song you've heard reminds you so much of Jake. You want desperately to hold him, and have him hold you, but you don't know when that opportunity will turn up again. You just wis-

Oh god.

"Only One" is playing...

*Sigh* Let the tears flow...

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Written about Monday 2005-01-17
Written: (7251 days ago)
Next in thread: 472891, 472907, 473030

Apparently, I'm worth $1,699,530.00. Wow. I'm my own millionaire! o.O

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Written about Thursday 2005-01-13
Written: (7254 days ago)
Next in thread: 470662

*Random dancing sequence*

Yeah.. So.... you're really bored.

Got your picture taken for Tech 10 this morning... Bleh. More ugliness.

Then, it'll be on to Talisman. Whoo.

Lunch... call Jake.

Geometry/Trigonometry (Hellwege can't decide which it is anymore), dunno what we're doing.

English... Egh. Test on "A Separate Peace"... Bleh. 70-something multiple choice questions... *Snores*

Anyway.. Ritzer's sitting next to you and making up random raps... HELP!

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Written about Wednesday 2005-01-12
Written: (7255 days ago)

Slide

Goo Goo Dolls

Could you whisper in my ear
The things you want to feel
I’ll give you anything
To feel it comin’
Do you wake up on your own
And wonder where you are
You live with all your faults

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything at all
So why don’t you slide

Yeah we’re gonna let it slide

Don’t you love the life you killed
The priest is on the phone
Your father hit the wall
Your mom disowned you
Don’t suppose I’ll ever know
What it means to be a man
Something I can’t change
I’ll live around it

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything at all
So why don’t you slide

And I’ll do anything you ever
Dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Oh, slide, and put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, do you wanna get married
Or run away

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything

And I’ll do anything you ever
Dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Oh, slide, and put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, do you wanna get married
Or run away

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything at all
So why don’t you slide
469739  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2005-01-12
Written: (7256 days ago)
Next in thread: 469740, 469787


  A long trail of red roses is spread out on a white carpet, and Deidre and her father walk along down the isle. Family members and friends and relatives of friends have all gathered in little white chairs on either side of this white carpet. The sound of an organ playing the wedding march can be heard.
  Finally, she reaches the altar, and her father kisses her cheek and steps aside, but not before whispering, "I love you, punkin'." Deidre whispers back, "Love you too, daddy," and smiles before turning to face her beloved Jake. She sighs contently and precedes with the wedding.
  After the vows are said, the rings on their fingers, Deidre looks up at Jake and smiles, a tear at the corner of her eye. She turns to see her friends Katy and Alex sitting in the second row of chairs, smiling wider than ever before. She turns briefly and smiles at her maids of honor, her big sister Nancy and her little sister Jacqueline. She spins around and takes a look at her mother to find tears of joy and a smile of approval.
  Finally, Deidre smiles and, hearing, "You may now kiss the bride," turns to face Jake once again before kissing him softly. After breaking away, she grins like a fool and whispers, "I love you, Jakeybear."
He smiles back and whispers, "I love you too, Deidwa Angel."


*Happy sigh* Someday... 

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Written about Wednesday 2005-01-12
Written: (7256 days ago)

Written Monday, January 10th, 2005, at 10:45 PM


Every Time


Every time the breeze touches your cheek,
I hope you think of me.
Every time you hear the song of the dove,
I hope you think of me.
Every time you smell the red rose,
I hope you think of me.
Every time you see the dance of the willows,
I hope you think of me.
Because with every moment in life you taste that is sweet,
I will be right beside you.

by Deidre C. Jones
In dedication to Jacob R. Navarro
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Written about Tuesday 2005-01-11
Written: (7256 days ago)

"Today, I fly, but I need no wings, for love and happiness have given me the ability to soar."
Deidre Jones
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Written about Monday 2005-01-10
Written: (7257 days ago)
Next in thread: 468706, 468715

A conversation between myself and Nancy [Kelaria] regarding Barbies.

My sn starts with "First generation", her's starts with "Kelaria".



First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
But I was playing us as sims on Sims 2 last night, and we had a baby girl that I named Annabella.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
^^

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
hehehe

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I had a doll named Annabelle

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and now she belongs to my sister

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I also had a doll named Nickie

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Nicky*

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
not sure how I spelled it
 
Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
meg has him too

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I think

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I had a lot of dolls named "Barbie" and "Ken"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I named all my barbies (I still have them!! *waves barbies in the air*)

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I had Kristina (Kris)

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Elizabeth

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Caroline

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and Theresa

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I gave 'em all to Jacie (Jacqueline)

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and then ken was always named Eric

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my sis has enough of her own!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and then the popular girls were Victoria

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Jacie got hand-me-downs.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and Valaria and Valarie

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
or something like that

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:)

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and the other ken doll was... uh... I dont remember... 

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
but I had four best friends

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I haven't played with Barbies since I was... 12.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Kris, Elizabeth, Caroline, and Theresa

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I played with them for like five minutes last year

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
(got bored )

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I loved my barbies!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
loved to make romance stories!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
*nods*

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
isnt it funny when they flip up their skirts!!! LOL!!!! *cracks up*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'd play with my Barbies and Ken and I'd go into horrific homicide cases, where Barbie's little sister (Kelly) always ended up being the perpetrator.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I was always a very violent child.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
you have no idea how funny that is!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
here I was playing scenes of true love and romance

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and you were over there choppin heads off and mutilating dead bodies with a five year old doll!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Mom would always ask me, "Why? Why Kelly? Why not Ken, or Barbie, or, not at all, even?"
I told her, "Cos Kelly is the least likely to do it."

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"And she's creepy."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Is proud of her homicidal tendencies*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I think I often had Victoria try and steal prince Eric from Kris

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
It was pretty much the only way I could make my dad laugh while playing Barbies.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and she'd like make out with him

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and poor Kris

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah, I did that too.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my dad used to play with me!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
his doll was named Julie

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
omg

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
so funny

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
his barbie voice!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I can still hear it!! HAHAHAHAHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ken and Barbie would always make out right before they died.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
LOL

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
*wipes away tears* I still remember those days!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah.. the one time my dad played barbies with me, he got frustrated and threw Ken across the room.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I thought it was hilarious.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Do it again, daddy, do it again!"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HA! why did he do that??
 
First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Because I had the Ken doll with the "realistic" hair. And it wouldn't stay the way my dad styled it.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I have those too!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
So he tossed it and ken hit the wall.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And I screamed with joy.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
A new way for Kenny to die! YAY!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
though one of them has a decapitated head that always falls out when my sister tries to make him kiss her doll!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
oh wait... that's my sisters ken...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my other ken has an amputated leg that is kept in by duct tape boxers!!! LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I can imagine the conversation between him and Barbie

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Oh, Ken, those boxers make you look so hot, and manly!"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Yeah.. they hold my leg in place, too."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
They're multitasking boxers!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG! HAHAHA!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Thinks I should be a comedian*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Nahh.. I'd never remember this stuff.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
You should!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'd probably make the audience laugh with my klutziness.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm so dizzy right now!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I think I'm hyperventalating!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Err... *gets paper bag...?* o.O

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm soo dizzy!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I've never laughed so hard before in my life!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I"m choking and hyperventalating!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And we were talking about Barbies...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Usually, when I touch on that subject, I get disturbed.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I mean, think about it.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Barbies are creepy, scary toys.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Their eyes are ALWAYS open.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
They're always smiling.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HHAHAHAHA!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
IT"S SO TRUE!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
even if you torture them, they're still so fucking happy!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
they're like... on ex, or something.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
x*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I know!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Just that really fucked up dream state.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ohh, ahh...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I used to make crying noises

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
but they still smiled!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'm being beaten to death...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and when they slept....

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
EYES OPEN!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
But hey, life is good!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Exactly!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"I'm a special type of person, that, when I sleep, my eyes stay open...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"And when my family members die and I'm a pile of burning plastic and wax, I can still smile!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and their underwear is part of their skin!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"And I can kill off all of my loved ones and smile without remorse!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and barbie has no nipples!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"God, I'm a sick crazy bitch!"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
how is she supposed to feed the babies!???

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"We are not meant for children under three, but for people who we can scare the shit out of and scar for the rest of their lives."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
this has to be the BEST conversation I've EVER had!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
^^

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Weeeeeell... yay.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my head hurts! But I"m still laughing!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm like barbie!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
NOOOOOOOOOO!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
No more smiling!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ahhh, the madness!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I FUCKING LOVE YOU! YOU HILARIOUS CRAZY BIATCH!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
YAY!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'm a lunatic!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Er, what.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
YES! it's so true!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Not me..

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Shifty eyes*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Kills off barbie and blames Kelly*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
You know what else is scary?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Barney.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm so glad we had this convo on msn! cause I'm sooo saving it!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Think about it.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
yeah

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
barney is scary!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
his mouth is always open!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
THere's this big ass purple dinosaur

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHA!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
totally!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Saying he loves everyone

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Exactly!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And he's always Hugging and loving.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
It's just... creepy!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
You ever think about the guy INSIDE the Barney suit?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
What is he, a pedophile?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
God!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And they say MJ is fucked up.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm getting dizzy again!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
MJ?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Whistles*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Michael Jackson.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
well he is

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Barney is living fucking proof that there's a problem out here.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Hey, now! Don't go dissin' MJ.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I was born on his birthday.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
^^

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
oh god

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
What?

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
what? he's creepy!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
he turned *white* for gods sake!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
black kid gone white!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Well, it ain't his fault he went from black man to white woman.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
No, but seriously, he has this skin condition where he loses color.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
that sucks

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
That's why he's always wearing the glove.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
His hand is gray underneath.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
interesting...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Which, you figure, must really be a turn off.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
this aint funny no more  I wanna go back to talkin about barbies!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
BARBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Take of that glove, honey."
*He does so*
"AHHHHHH!"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Anyway.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
damn that was the best laughter I have had in ages!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
So, yeah, I was violent with Ken.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
sounds like a drug!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I used to play with JUST Ken, sometimes.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Man, those were the good ol' days.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
interesting....

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
yep!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'd throw him across the hall.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
*sighs and stares into space remembering*

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Watch him hit the ceiling with that sickening thud that you expect to hear bones cracking with...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ahhh... good times.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
His head popped off a few times, too.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
But that's okay.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I eventually learned he can't live with his head upside down.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Laughs* I kept trying to screw the hair into the little socket where his neck should've been...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Then, I'd get frustrated and throw both pieces at opposite ends of the house.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Watch the cats play with Ken's newly severed head.
First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Tear* His head's so grown up now.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
(:P) THe head went off to college.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHAHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I always asked the body, "Why couldn't you be like your missing parts?"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
the body has no brain!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:p

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"The head got a job! Why can't you?! Help pay the rent, or something, make yourself useful."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I was a schizophrenic child, apparently, too.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
wow... O.o

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
It was fun.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Good times.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
yepyepyep

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
good tiiimes

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I should go find a ken doll...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Just kidding.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'll send you one for your next birthday

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
we should do that for some holiday

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
it will be a good inside joke 

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And get a Kelly doll.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
herherher 

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
YES!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Reinact some of the homicides I used to think up.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And make a movie!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ohh!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG YES!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHA!! WHEE!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Killer Kelly: Barbie's Doom"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And, and, "Killer Kelly 2: Revenge of Ken"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

End


I love Barbies. :P j/k
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Written about Monday 2005-01-10
Written: (7257 days ago)
Next in thread: 468653

New Word!


"Billionomable"

Bil-yon-omm-uh-bull adj. To the billionth power.
Ex. Billionomable check
468497  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-01-10
Written: (7257 days ago)

Random Quote of the Day


"I used to keep my makeup in a squirrel hole, up the tree. And uh, and the squirrel would keep makeup on one side, and he’d keep nuts on the other side. And sometimes I’d get up that tree and that squirrel would be covered in makeup! 'La la, la la, oh, oh. What? Fuck off!' he seemed to say. And they always eat n – squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, arararar, and occasionally, they stop and go, 'Oh, uh, ah', as if they’re going, 'Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!' And occasionally they go, 'Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.'” -- Eddie Izzard
466293  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-01-08
Written: (7260 days ago)

Random Quote of the Day


"They went to the moon, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins, going round and round, in – uh, working out the IRA thing. And uh… And Neil stepped on the moon and said, 'One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind.' Good line but not his line, I don’t think – it didn’t feel like his line. You know. Ahh, I bet that was just given to him and he was coming down the steps going, 'Small step for man, a giant leap for mankind. Small step for man, a giant leap for mankind. Don’t get it wrong, Neil. Don’t fuck it up. Here we go. I’m a small man with a giant big – shit!… One man, small giant, two…two mens… What was it?' 'Cause you gotta say something. You can’t go down to the moon and go, 'Ooh, it’s all sticky! It’s covered in jam.' You can’t land on the moon and go, 'Fuckinell, I’ve been in that spacecraft…uhh… Right, I need a piss.' " -- Eddie Izzard
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Written about Saturday 2005-01-08
Written: (7260 days ago)

Wish I Had An Angel

Nightwish

I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angelwings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight

Deep into a dying day
I took a step outside an innocent heart
Prepare to hate me fall when I may
This night will hurt you like never before

Old loves they die hard
Old lies they die harder

I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angelwings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight

I`m going down so frail `n cruel
Drunken disguise changes all the rules

Old loves they die hard
Old lies they die harder

I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angelwings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight

Greatest thrill
Not to kill
But to have the prize of the night
Hypocrite
Wannabe friend
13th disciple who betrayed me for nothing!

Last dance, first kiss
Your touch my bliss
Beauty always comes with dark thoughts

I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angelwings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight


This is such an awesome song, and at the same time (despite the slightly morbid melody), it's beautiful.
466202  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-01-08
Written: (7260 days ago)

A text message as seen in the phone.







Jake



Friday, January 7th, 2005
5:24PM

It's really windy
out here... ummm,
Deidre, guess
what... I umm,
madesh a wish
that, umm, while I
wush wookink...
umm, the wind
would get weely,
weely stwongesh
and, umm, it would
liftesh me uppsesh
into the air and,
and, and... it
would cawwie me
all the wayesh to
yow armses... but
I probably
shouldn't have
toldesh woo that
coz, umm,
maybees it won't
come twoo...esh...
I sowwy...







Awwwwwwww.... sweetie... It'll come true... Soon, my love... very soon...
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Written about Friday 2005-01-07
Written: (7261 days ago)

Random Quote of the Day

"No! Yes! What's the correct answer? I was dead at the time!" -- Eddie Izzard
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Written about Thursday 2005-01-06
Written: (7261 days ago)

Random Quote of the Day


"Well, I'm certainly not going to shag me." -- Eddie Izzard
464855  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-01-06
Written: (7262 days ago)

My opinion on...




...Life in general: You should live every day as though it were your last. You can never really be certain when it isn't.

...God: I acknowledge that he's there, but I don't worship him. I don't pray to him. I'm not a massively religious person as it is.

...Religion: Everyone who has there own personal religion, that's great. You know, good for you, glad you have a faith. As for me, don't try to convert me; I've never been really religious, and I would appreciate it if you didn't look down on me for my decision.

...Suicide: I'm not going to say that people shouldn't commit suicide or be suicidal, because that would make me a hipocrite. I've been suicidal. And it's hurt people. I wouldn't call it a solution, but others have different ideas.

...Significant age difference in a relationship: Age is nothing but a number.

...Love at first sight: Of course. While it may not be complete love, it is still love on some level.

...Soul mates: Everyone is meant to have someone. Everyone has that searching soul. Not everyone finds the one they're looking for. But they know by instinct that the one they seek is out there.

...Sex before marraige: I think it's perfectly fine to have sex before marriage. I don't know about having sex with every person you think is mildly attractive, but if it's someone you love, and both partners know it's the right time, then marriage doesn't have to come before it.

...Abortion: I don't like the idea of it. Whether that baby is fully grown or not, it's still a person. But, if the life of the mother is in danger, then what's safest must be done.

...Psychics: I've never had much faith in psychics. They seem kinda' fake to me.

...Aliens: I won't deny the possibility that they're there, but I don't particularly enjoy spending countless hours outside staring up at the sky looking for some strange lights that might merely be attatched to an airplane.

...Ghosts: I believe in them... I think I've got one living in the attic, actually. Not quite sure.

...Death penalty: In the words of Ron White: "If you kill somebody, we will kill you back."

...Animal rights: Of course animals have rights! They are, after all, people. Some swim and have scales, some walk on all fours and are covered in fur. There's not much of a difference.

...Cannibalism: Kinda' gross...

...Drugs and alcohol: Not the best (or safest) method of enjoyment, but it's there nonetheless.

...Gay marraiges: Love knows no race, religion, age, or gender. Love is for everyone, and those in love are entitled to marriage. Love has no limits, and neither should marriage.
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Written about Tuesday 2005-01-04
Written: (7263 days ago)

I don't wanna' live like my mother...
I don't wanna' let fear rule my life...
And I don't wanna' live like my father...
I don't wanna' give up before I die...

Excerpt from Silhouettes by Smile Empty Soul
 The logged in version 

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