You're dreading 4th period... An impromptu speech... Egh...

HELP!

Sober

Tool

There's a shadow just behind me.
Shrouding every step I take.
Making every promise empty.
Pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the pattern must weave
just because the son has come.

Jesus won't you fucking whistle.
Something but the past is done.

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever?
I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.

Mother Mary won't you whisper.
Something but the past is done.

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave.
Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.

Why can't we not be sober.
I just want to start things over.
Why can't we sleep forever.
I just want to start this over.

I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...

I worry for mankind.

I've come across at least 30 Elftown houses today. None of them could be grammatically correct all the way through. One person showed promise, then they started to talk about themselves, and how "hawt and sxey" they were. MY GOD, PEOPLE. If you're going to be vain and compliment yourself, at least do it with decent spelling and grammar skills.

You see, as I said, I worry for mankind. I worry that one day, we'll all start talking like George Bush, and we'll have lost all sense of grammar and spelling, and internet lingo will become the new English language.

IT DOESN'T TAKE THAT FUCKING MUCH TO SPELL OUT "ARE"! OR "YOU". No, the teenage world of today has to be as condensed as possible, and instead of spelling out the three letter word, they'd rather use the letter the word sounds like. So, you end up getting messages and such like this:

"Hey, hot-t, r u sngl?"

Which, in some form of English, would translate to, "Hey, hottie, are you single?" Which, to me, is still unacceptable, but oh well.

It really is sad, though. I know (and have seen) people on Elftown who don't even have a full grasp on the English language, and still, somehow, they manage to do better.


I worry. I worry that, one day, our dictionary won't carry words of intelligence that actually mean something. I worry they will contain things like this:

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LOL
el-oh-el abbr.
"Laugh Out Loud"

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All those who give a rat's ass about (at least decent) grammatical skills, please... PLEASE.. pray for the rest of us "humans" and pray that someday, we will learn to spell "are" with not one letter, but all three.

[End Rant]

Slide

Goo Goo Dolls

Could you whisper in my ear
The things you want to feel
I’ll give you anything
To feel it comin’
Do you wake up on your own
And wonder where you are
You live with all your faults

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything at all
So why don’t you slide

Yeah we’re gonna let it slide

Don’t you love the life you killed
The priest is on the phone
Your father hit the wall
Your mom disowned you
Don’t suppose I’ll ever know
What it means to be a man
Something I can’t change
I’ll live around it

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything at all
So why don’t you slide

And I’ll do anything you ever
Dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Oh, slide, and put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, do you wanna get married
Or run away

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything

And I’ll do anything you ever
Dreamed to be complete
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
Oh, slide, and put your arms around me
What you feel is what you are
And what you are is beautiful
Oh, do you wanna get married
Or run away

I wanna wake up where you are
I won’t say anything at all
So why don’t you slide

Written Monday, January 10th, 2005, at 10:45 PM

Every Time

Every time the breeze touches your cheek,
I hope you think of me.
Every time you hear the song of the dove,
I hope you think of me.
Every time you smell the red rose,
I hope you think of me.
Every time you see the dance of the willows,
I hope you think of me.
Because with every moment in life you taste that is sweet,
I will be right beside you.
by Deidre C. Jones
In dedication to Jacob R. Navarro

"Today, I fly, but I need no wings, for love and happiness have given me the ability to soar."
Deidre Jones

A conversation between myself and Nancy [Kelaria] regarding Barbies.

My sn starts with "First generation", her's starts with "Kelaria".

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First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
But I was playing us as sims on Sims 2 last night, and we had a baby girl that I named Annabella.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
^^

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
hehehe

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I had a doll named Annabelle

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and now she belongs to my sister

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I also had a doll named Nickie

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Nicky*

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
not sure how I spelled it
 
Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
meg has him too

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I think

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I had a lot of dolls named "Barbie" and "Ken"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I named all my barbies (I still have them!! *waves barbies in the air*)

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I had Kristina (Kris)

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Elizabeth

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Caroline

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and Theresa

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I gave 'em all to Jacie (Jacqueline)

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and then ken was always named Eric

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my sis has enough of her own!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and then the popular girls were Victoria

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Jacie got hand-me-downs.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and Valaria and Valarie

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
or something like that

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:)

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and the other ken doll was... uh... I dont remember... 

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
but I had four best friends

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I haven't played with Barbies since I was... 12.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
Kris, Elizabeth, Caroline, and Theresa

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I played with them for like five minutes last year

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
(got bored )

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I loved my barbies!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
loved to make romance stories!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
*nods*

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
isnt it funny when they flip up their skirts!!! LOL!!!! *cracks up*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'd play with my Barbies and Ken and I'd go into horrific homicide cases, where Barbie's little sister (Kelly) always ended up being the perpetrator.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I was always a very violent child.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
you have no idea how funny that is!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
here I was playing scenes of true love and romance

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and you were over there choppin heads off and mutilating dead bodies with a five year old doll!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Mom would always ask me, "Why? Why Kelly? Why not Ken, or Barbie, or, not at all, even?"
I told her, "Cos Kelly is the least likely to do it."

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"And she's creepy."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Is proud of her homicidal tendencies*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I think I often had Victoria try and steal prince Eric from Kris

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
It was pretty much the only way I could make my dad laugh while playing Barbies.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and she'd like make out with him

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and poor Kris

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah, I did that too.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my dad used to play with me!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
his doll was named Julie

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
omg

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
so funny

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
his barbie voice!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I can still hear it!! HAHAHAHAHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ken and Barbie would always make out right before they died.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
LOL

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
*wipes away tears* I still remember those days!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah.. the one time my dad played barbies with me, he got frustrated and threw Ken across the room.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I thought it was hilarious.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Do it again, daddy, do it again!"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HA! why did he do that??
 
First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Because I had the Ken doll with the "realistic" hair. And it wouldn't stay the way my dad styled it.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I have those too!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
So he tossed it and ken hit the wall.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And I screamed with joy.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
A new way for Kenny to die! YAY!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
though one of them has a decapitated head that always falls out when my sister tries to make him kiss her doll!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
oh wait... that's my sisters ken...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my other ken has an amputated leg that is kept in by duct tape boxers!!! LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I can imagine the conversation between him and Barbie

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Oh, Ken, those boxers make you look so hot, and manly!"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Yeah.. they hold my leg in place, too."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
They're multitasking boxers!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG! HAHAHA!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Thinks I should be a comedian*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Nahh.. I'd never remember this stuff.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
You should!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'd probably make the audience laugh with my klutziness.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm so dizzy right now!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I think I'm hyperventalating!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Err... *gets paper bag...?* o.O

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm soo dizzy!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I've never laughed so hard before in my life!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I"m choking and hyperventalating!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And we were talking about Barbies...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Usually, when I touch on that subject, I get disturbed.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I mean, think about it.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Barbies are creepy, scary toys.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Their eyes are ALWAYS open.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
They're always smiling.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HHAHAHAHA!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
IT"S SO TRUE!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
even if you torture them, they're still so fucking happy!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
they're like... on ex, or something.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
x*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I know!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Just that really fucked up dream state.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ohh, ahh...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I used to make crying noises

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
but they still smiled!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'm being beaten to death...

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and when they slept....

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
EYES OPEN!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
But hey, life is good!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Exactly!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"I'm a special type of person, that, when I sleep, my eyes stay open...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"And when my family members die and I'm a pile of burning plastic and wax, I can still smile!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and their underwear is part of their skin!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"And I can kill off all of my loved ones and smile without remorse!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
and barbie has no nipples!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"God, I'm a sick crazy bitch!"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
how is she supposed to feed the babies!???

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"We are not meant for children under three, but for people who we can scare the shit out of and scar for the rest of their lives."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
this has to be the BEST conversation I've EVER had!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
^^

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Weeeeeell... yay.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
my head hurts! But I"m still laughing!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm like barbie!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
NOOOOOOOOOO!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
No more smiling!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ahhh, the madness!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I FUCKING LOVE YOU! YOU HILARIOUS CRAZY BIATCH!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
YAY!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'm a lunatic!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Er, what.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
YES! it's so true!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Not me..

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Shifty eyes*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Kills off barbie and blames Kelly*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
You know what else is scary?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Barney.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm so glad we had this convo on msn! cause I'm sooo saving it!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Think about it.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
yeah

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
barney is scary!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
his mouth is always open!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
THere's this big ass purple dinosaur

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHA!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
totally!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Saying he loves everyone

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Exactly!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And he's always Hugging and loving.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
It's just... creepy!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
You ever think about the guy INSIDE the Barney suit?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
What is he, a pedophile?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
God!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And they say MJ is fucked up.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'm getting dizzy again!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
MJ?

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Whistles*

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Michael Jackson.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
well he is

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Barney is living fucking proof that there's a problem out here.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Hey, now! Don't go dissin' MJ.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I was born on his birthday.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
^^

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
O.o

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
oh god

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
What?

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
what? he's creepy!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
he turned *white* for gods sake!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
black kid gone white!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Well, it ain't his fault he went from black man to white woman.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
No, but seriously, he has this skin condition where he loses color.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
that sucks

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
That's why he's always wearing the glove.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
His hand is gray underneath.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
interesting...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Which, you figure, must really be a turn off.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
this aint funny no more  I wanna go back to talkin about barbies!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
BARBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Take of that glove, honey."
*He does so*
"AHHHHHH!"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Anyway.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
damn that was the best laughter I have had in ages!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
So, yeah, I was violent with Ken.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
sounds like a drug!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I used to play with JUST Ken, sometimes.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Man, those were the good ol' days.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
interesting....

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
yep!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I'd throw him across the hall.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
*sighs and stares into space remembering*

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Watch him hit the ceiling with that sickening thud that you expect to hear bones cracking with...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ahhh... good times.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
His head popped off a few times, too.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
But that's okay.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I eventually learned he can't live with his head upside down.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Laughs* I kept trying to screw the hair into the little socket where his neck should've been...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Then, I'd get frustrated and throw both pieces at opposite ends of the house.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Watch the cats play with Ken's newly severed head.
First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
*Tear* His head's so grown up now.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
(:P) THe head went off to college.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHAHA!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I always asked the body, "Why couldn't you be like your missing parts?"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
the body has no brain!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
:p

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"The head got a job! Why can't you?! Help pay the rent, or something, make yourself useful."

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I was a schizophrenic child, apparently, too.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
wow... O.o

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
It was fun.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Good times.

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
yepyepyep

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
good tiiimes

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
I should go find a ken doll...

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
:P

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Just kidding.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
I'll send you one for your next birthday

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
lol

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
we should do that for some holiday

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Yeah.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
it will be a good inside joke 

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And get a Kelly doll.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
herherher 

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
YES!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Reinact some of the homicides I used to think up.

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And make a movie!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
Ohh!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
OMG YES!!!

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHA!! WHEE!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
"Killer Kelly: Barbie's Doom"

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
LOL!!!

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
And, and, "Killer Kelly 2: Revenge of Ken"

First generation, "Sig Heil!" Second generation, "Sig.. Heiaiaal..." Third generation, "Sig huuu.. I have no idea." says:
lol

Kelaria ~ In his arms is where I belong... In his arms is where I am strong... says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

End

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I love Barbies. :P j/k

New Word!

"Billionomable"
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Ex. Billionomable check

Random Quote of the Day

"I used to keep my makeup in a squirrel hole, up the tree. And uh, and the squirrel would keep makeup on one side, and he’d keep nuts on the other side. And sometimes I’d get up that tree and that squirrel would be covered in makeup! 'La la, la la, oh, oh. What? Fuck off!' he seemed to say. And they always eat n – squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, arararar, and occasionally, they stop and go, 'Oh, uh, ah', as if they’re going, 'Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!' And occasionally they go, 'Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.'” -- Eddie Izzard