*epileptic strobes*
*theme music*

Welcome back to another round of "Haha! You Said the Wrong Thing!"

Our subject this afternoon is Nicole Leupold.
Hi, Nicole, how are you doing this afternoon?
". . ." *giggling*
Well, I suppose that answers our question, right folks?
*audience laughs*
So, tell us, Nicole, what brings you to "Haha! You Said the Wrong Thing!"?
". . ." *giggling*
Ohhhh, it must be a big one, folks!
Let's go to the I-Spy-Stupidometer!

*whirring, beeping, machiney noises*
*image shows up on screen*

*title*
WHAT SHE MEANT TO SAY:
"So, hey, you know what's hot?"
"What?"
"Drowning Pool!"

*title*
WHAT SHE SAID:
"So, hey, you know what's hot?"
"What?"
"Drowning!"

*audience laughs*

Hahahaha! Oh, my, Nicole my dear, you silly girl.
Audience?

*audience shouts*
"Haha! You said the wrong thing!"

That's right!
Thank you everyone, and join us next time for another episode of "Haha! You Said the Wrong Thing!"

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Just copy, paste, listen to your playlist RANDOMIZED, skip the first one, and then fill it in as your music goes! You will be spooked at how things match up!
(Please note, I did not write that.)


1. What's my mood like right now?
Hero - Darren Hayes
(That's kinda' funny... 'cos it's not meant to be in a good way: Ladies and gentlemen, listen up please, I don't want to be your hero.)

2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
Just Push Play - Aerosmith
(Damn. I sound impatient, don't I?)

3. What kind of person am I?
Trust - Megadeth
(Also not meant in a good way... ^^;)

4. Am I loved?
Bottle - Floater
(About alcohol. So, I guess this would mean that the bottle loves me. o.O)

5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Fly Away from Here - Aerosmith
(Yes, yes. Let's just run away... that TOTALLY makes sense. e.e)

6. What should I do with my life?
On the Attack - Dropkick Murphys
(I have always been the, "Rahh, kill," kind of person. ^^;)

7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end?
Golden Head - Floater
(Considering the song is about disease... O.O)


8. What is my best quality?
Superhero - Stephen Lynch
(Pretty self-explanitory. :P)

9. How does my sex life look?
If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch
(XD I didn't rig this, I swear. *can't stop laughing*)

10. What's the meaning of life?
Los (Less) - Rammstein
(I think the song talks about being without anything. So... maybe the meaning of life is to be nothing? o.O)

11. What do people think of me?
You See Me Crying - Aerosmith
(Nuh uh! *wipes tears, sniffles* You see nothing! I'm not EMO, DAMMIT! :P)

12. Would I make a good lover?
Seasons of Wither - Aerosmith
(I dunno if this is good or not. o.O You tell me: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/aerosmith/4416.html )

13. How crazy am I?
Johnny Cope/Green Groves of Erin - Amadan
(No clue. XD)

14. Will I have a good life in general?
A Thousand Words - Savage Garden
(Well, considering the first two lines of the song are, "We stumble in a tangled web, decaying friendships almost dead..." *worried*)

15. Can (anyone) ever really love me?
No More, No More - Aerosmith
(Erp. :( Sad.)

16. What's going to happen to me this week?
View of Heaven - Yellowcard
(Aw. ^^)

I've kissed someone..
01. [X] on the cheek.
02. [X] on the lips.
03. [X] on their hands or fingers.
04. [X] in my room.
05. [X] in their room.
06. [X] of the opposite sex.
07. [X] of the same sex. (relatives dont count)
08. [X] a little younger than me.
09. [X] a little older than me.
10. [X] with black hair.
11. [_] with curly hair.
12. [X] blonde hair and blue eyes.
13. [_] with red hair.
14. [X] with straight hair.
15. [X] shorter than me.
16. [X] with a lip ring.
17. [X] who I truly love/loved.
18. [_] who was drunk.
19. [_] who was high.
20. [X] in the morning.
21. [X] right after waking up.
22. [X] just before bed.
23. [X] late at night.
24. [_] who I had just met.
25. [_] who I really didn't want to kiss.
26. [X] just talking not dating.
27. [X] on a bed.
28. [_] in a graveyard.
29. [X] at school.
30. [X] against a wall.
31. [_] at a show.
32. [X] at the beach.
33. [_] at a concert.
34. [X] in a pool.
35. [X] who was/is a good friend.
36. [X] in the rain.
37. [_] with an std.
38. [X] in the shower
39. [X] in a car/taxi/bus.
40. [X] in the movies.
41. [X] in a bathroom/laundry room.
42. [X] in the dark.
43. [_] on a roof top.
44. [X] under water.
45. [_] while driving.
46. [_] a stranger.
47. [_] more than one person at once.
48. [X] crying.
49. [_] goodbye forever.
50. [_] when I was drunk.
51. [_] who didn't speak english.
52. [X] in a hot tub.


36/52, and I didn't even count relatives. O.O 'Course, most of those were either Jake or me being all motherly-like to my friends... ^^;

A- Available?
Nope. I have the most wonderful boyfriend in the world.

B - Best Friend?
I'm stuck between Rissa and Drew. Unless you count teh boyfriend. :P

C - Crush?
Yeah, Jakey. ^^ But shh! Don't tell him.

E - Easiest Person To Talk to is?
Rissa, Drew, Jake

F- Friday or Saturday?
Friday's are fun. ^__^

G-Gummy bears or worms?
Psh! Gummy bears!

H - Hometown?
Springfield (Living with the Simpsons. HA HA!)

I - If You Could Move Would You?
I doubt it. Unless I were going to live with Jake, then hell yes. XD

J- Jesus much?
Er... no. Not majorly religious.

K - Kids?
Someday. Maybe two.

L - Longest Car Ride?
Hmm... Probably from San Leandro, California to Salt Lake City, Utah.

M - Milk Flavor?
Plain...? o.O

N - Number Of Siblings?
Just one

O - One Wish?
To make everyone happy.

P - Phobia(s)?
Pediophobia - Fear of dolls (namely porcelain)

Q - Favorite Quote?
"I can't get ze fucking trees - Damn! I vill kill everyone in de vorld." -- Eddie Izzard, imitating Hitler

R-reasons to smile?
A bunch. :P

S - Song You last heard?
These Things - She Wants Revenge

T - Time You Woke Up?
About 7:10 this morning.

U - Unknown Fact About Me?
I love everyone except myself.

V - Vegetable You Love?
Cucumbers, I guess (and not for the dirty reason either e.e).

W - Worst Habit?
Giving up too much and leaving nothing for myself.

X - X-Rays You've Had?
(Funny how X can only really be a couple of things... XD) As for number, Iunno. For what? Hip, teeth, head (MRI), arm, ankle

Y - Yummy Food?
CHOCOLATE. O.O

Z - Zodiac Sign?
I'm a VIRGIN! XD Virgo. :P

There was snow today!

O.O

How crazy is that?

It snowed last night, and there was snow on the rooftops this morning. And then it snowed again while I was at school! CRAZY STUFF! But then it stopped shortly after second period started, so no early release for us. Sad day, no Snow Day. u.u *crying in my soul*

Stolen from [SilverBlue82]. Where on earth did you find this, John?! It's awesome. XD


Before the MySpace frenzy.

Before the Internet & text messaging.

Before Sidekicks & iPods.

Before MIKE JONESSS

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.

Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.

WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

Tag.

Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.

The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.

Running through the sprinklers.

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

Wait.

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.

Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.

The original Power Rangers

Or what about:

The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

Ren & Stimpy.

Double Dare.

Rocko's Modern Life.

AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

Wild & Crazy Kids.

Clarissa Explains it All.

salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The original cast members of all that.

Kenan & Kel.

doug.

magic school bus.

flash forward.

pete and pete.

legends of the hidden temple.

hey dude.

dinosaurs.

pinky and the brain.

blossom.

hangin with mr.copper.

wishbone.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

bill-nye the science guy.

kablamm.

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.

or nick jr. with face :-)

gulah gulah island

little bear

under the unbrella tree

the busy world of richard scary

the adventures of winnie the pooh

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

POGS

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.

When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.

When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.

When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.

When stress was addition and subtraction.

When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over and who's to TP

When shaving cream was just meant for play.

When a first kiss only lead to cooties.

When valentines day meant cards for all.

When birthdays were a class event.

When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life. (Yeah, that's still no good)

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much?

"The Sun and the Stars"

I'll wish upon this forlorn star
and you'll find me here, praying
for a little piece of your love.
I would give anything to feel your
loving gaze, to feel your lustful
touch. I wish you were mine.

I'll hope with every ounce of my
soul that you'll notice my fervent
glances in your direction. I would
do anything to make you laugh, and
I would share with you everything if
it made you happy. I love you.

Maybe you and I aren't meant to be,
but I'll hope and pray that we are.
I would give you the sun to make your
day brighter, and the stars, to make
your nights shine. Even if I cannot
be with you, I'm here for you.

Your smile is the perfect Valentine.