[Archeress of Mirkwood]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2004-10-29
Written: (7329 days ago)

[09 Things You're Looking Forward To]
1.] Moving out of the house
2.] Being able to truely love someone again
3.] Not being afraid to let someone love me
4.] Tomorrow
5.] Talking to my friends
6.] Going to Hollywood Dave's every Saturday night
7.] WWE's RAW every Monday
8.] WWE's SmackDown every Thursday
9.] Coming home after a long time away.

[08 Things You Wear Daily]
1.] My penticle
2.] My Lord of the Rings, One Ring Replica
3.] My ring from Mindy's wedding (Yes, I still have it.)
4.] Shirt
5.] Pants
6.] Bra
7.] Underwear
8.] Shoes (And no, I don't always wear socks)

[07 Things That Annoy You]
1.] Peopel that say they will call then don't
2.] People walking behind me
3.] People that I don't know touching me
4.] My computer's errotic behavior (Yes, it's the comp not me!)
5.] When I can't find any insperation to draw
6.] When I can't find any insperation to write
7.] When none of my friends are online or at home.

[06 Things You Touch Every Day]
1.] My computer
2.] My cats
3.] My dogs
4.] The sink
5.] My bed
6.] A pencil/paper

[05 Things You Do Every Day]
1.] Talk to Jake
2.] Talk to Deidre
3.] Talk to Mindy
4.] Talk to Sarah
5.] Talk to Boner

[04 People You'd Want to Spend More Time or Hang out With]
1.] Mindy
2.] Don
3.] Taren
4.] Jayme


[03 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over]
1.] Lord of the Rings (The whole trilogy)
2.] Pirates of the Carribean
3.] Lion King (The entire trilogy)

[02 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment]
1.] "When I Get You Alone"
2.] "I Just Want You"

[01 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With]
1.] Myself (I Have no choince but to spend the rest of my life with me)

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Written about Thursday 2004-10-28
Written: (7330 days ago)
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ok i thought this was funny
found this in someone's house... pass it on...


20 ways to maintain a helathy level of sanity:


1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.


2. page yourself over the intercom. dont disguise your voice.


3. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.


4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".


5. put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. once everybody has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.


6. in the memo field for all of your checks, write "for sexual favors".


7. finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"


8. dont use any punctuation.


9. as often as possible, skip rather thatn walk.


10. ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.


11. specify that your drive-through order is "to go".


12. sing along at the opera.


13. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.


14. put misquito netting around yor work area and play tropical sounds all day.


15. five days in advance, tell yor friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.


16. have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "rock hard".


17. when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won!, I won!".


18. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!".


19. tell yor children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...


20. send this to someone to make them smile...its called therapy.

347363  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2004-09-10
Written: (7378 days ago)

I'm almost 21! I'm almost 21! That's all there is to it!! I'm almost 21!  YYAAAAAAAYY! *Big gooberish grin* I'm awesome... oh yea...*Dances* Woooohooo!!

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