I hate the holidays!

I killed Cupid and stole his bow and arrow and then shot the Easter bunny with it and turned him into a fur hat. Then I shot Santa out of the air with a RPG and barbecued his reindeer and laced the meat with poison and fed it to the elves.

Evil, aren't I?

NO MORE!! Make it stop! Make this longing stop! What I would do for this feeling to just leave me alone!! To be at peace!! But peace never comes!! ARGH!!

Before you talk to me you should know a few things...
I hate!= You (And everything about you/ Not really)
     Inuyasha (No real good story. Wimpy demons)
     Harry Potter (Not much better than toilet paper as far as I'm concerned. And YES! I have read it)
     Cheerleaders (They think they're better than other people)
     Jocks/Preps (Same as Cheerleaders)
     People that have 'sexy' in their names (Just stupid)
     Me (Can't stand that bastard! Oh, wait...)

If you do not like this you have a few choices which are...
A.) Fuck yourself!
B.) Argue with me (I don't mind fighting with people)
C.) Try to change my mind (Not a chance in Hell!)
D.) Send me a bomb in the mail (Do this and I will kill you! If the bomb doesn't kill me :/)

Ok, got something to say. First off, I don't want to cyber with anyone! I prefer the real thing so quit asking me to! Second, most of the messages I send out do sound sexual, yes, and SOME are meant that way. But they are only for fun. I don't expect to ever have sex with anyone on Elftown because half the people I know don't even live near me. Thirdly, I don't really mind 'Hi' messages, so send them if you want. Thank you for your time and blood.

~Fallen Paladin
Revel in inner darkness

Why is it that people are happiest when you feel your crappiest?

LOL, rhymed

HAHA!! You get a treat today. For wanting to look into my diary I will describe what I look like! What do you mean you don't care!? To hell with you then! For all those that WANT to know what I look like just ask. I'll tell ya if I want.

I'm in my own little world right now so knock before you enter! No you can't pull a Vader and blow it up!!

Me being random, and tired and stupid.

Tell me, why do men have to put the seat down for women after we're done?
Because then we just have to put it up to piss.
Shouldn't the women put the seat up for the guy when she's done?
Kind of makes sense to me.