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Something changed while I was away but what?
Comedian Sasha Baron Cohen has escaped a near-riot at an American rodeo while filming his satirical "Da Ali G Show."
According to a report in the Roanoke (North Carolina) Times, a man who was introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan -- in reality a Cohen character named Borat -- appeared at the rodeo over the weekend after organisers agreed to have him sing the national anthem.
After telling the crowd he supported America's war on terrorism, he said, "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards ... And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq." He then sang a garbled version of "The Star-Spangled Banner."
The Roanoke Times reported that the crowd turned "downright nasty." One observer said "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him."
Cohen and his film crew were escorted out of the Salem Civic Center and told to leave the premises.
"Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," rodeo producer Bobby Rowe told the paper. "They loaded up the van and they screeched out of there."
It is not the first time Cohen has wooed controversy with his show, which airs on Channel 4 in the UK and on HBO in the United States. In one episode last year, Borat sang an anti-Semitic song called "Throw the Jew Down the Well" at a U.S. country music bar, prompting protests from the U.S-based Anti-Defamatio
Producers of the Ali G show, Talkback Thames, were unavailable for comment.
(Flik - Only A Brit haha)
True Loves First Kiss - Flik C. Bigg (my first poem)
I stare into your eyes
You stare into mine
Our souls minds and hearts intertwine
I look at your lips and I cant resist
I lean in for true loves first kiss
Our lips press together and I've never felt better….I cant remember when I last felt a pleasure
So strong but it doesn’t last long we soon break away while my heart is still singing
Our song. I keep staring into your eyes still feeling surprise from how I felt.
The perfection, the amazement the bliss. That could all only come from true loves first kiss.
all comments appreciated :)
This is to anyone who has the Nightwish album "Once"
GO AND BUY "WISH I HAD AN ANGEL" SINGLE!!!!
it has the most amazin version of Ghost Love Score on....not gonna rock your socks off but OMFG its good
i have november rain again and the umm i think its the 3rd
solo is gettin 2 me again. rock on slash.
it has been an interestin day.1 of my "friends" has decided to take over my love life. any other requests will be responded 2 with a kick up the arse!
I am a A Ghoul Dragon!
Hey, I took the http://dragonh
In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Ghoul Dragon as breathe from it's body....
During combat situations, a true Ghoul Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of spells and other tactics....
http://Dragonh
my heart turns 2 ice
my stomach 2 stone
the happiness that was once inside
is now all gone
its always better on holiday
so much better on holiday
thats y im workin cos
i need the money
ive seen a few people have put up their results and who am i to break such a chain?
Drama - B
English - B B
Humanities - C (if u have seen my coursework then u know this is a mistake)
French - C (full marks for listening and reading :D)
Maths - C
Science - C
Textiles - D (i went from a U to a D in a couple of hours give me credit for that at least)
HASC - G (im surprised i did that well if im honest. there was this whole big thing with coursework and.....i really dont care)
i have discovered something while out here in america : revenge is like trix. revenge is sweet and best served cold and so are trix
for every brit whos never been to america trix is a cereal that rocks beyond all imagination one of tastiest things ever
matthew
arleia
kerry
josh
many have tried all have failed. want to add your name to the list? come and have a go if you think you are hard enough. i dare you
power to the pigs
i have 2 pigs u must praise me!!
top 7 iron maiden songs again in no order
run to the hills
no more lies
fear of the dark @ rock in rio
wildest dreams
clansman
the trooper
journeyman
top 6 foods
sausages
eggs
curry
kebabs
pasta
chicken and carbonarra pizza
top 5 guitarists
dave murray
dan hawkins
rudolph shenker
slash
yngwie malmsteen
top 4 gud m8s
jim
ej
sminty
denise
top 3 things 2 do on the net
elftown
msn
download music
top 2 fave bands of all time
iron maiden
the darkness
#1 place 2 b in the world
cyberspace or newhere where denise is
stuff that used to be on my profile but is now here
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Excitate vos e somno, liberi mei
Cunaw non sunt
Esxcitate vos e somno, liberi fatali
Somnus non eat.
Surgite
Inventite hortum veritatis
Ardente veritate
Urite mala mundi
Ardente veritate
Incendite tenebras mundi
Valete, liberi
Diebus fatalibus
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
roughly translated as
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Arise from your sleep, my children
Your cradles shall no longer exist
Arise from your sleep, children of Fate
Abandon your cradles
Arise
Discover the garden of Truth
Brilliant truth
Burn the heavens of evil
Burning truth
Set ablaze the heavens of darkness
Prevail, children
Fated day
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Fithos lusec wecos vinosec
Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Comp
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
woo-hoo.......
rite more lyrics from another great song
Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar
My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me
Oh, did you ever know?
That I had mine on you
Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
So let me come to you
Close as I want to be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast
And stay there as I whisper
How I loved your peaceful eyes on me
did you ever know
That I had mine on you
Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if your're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is
How can I let you know
I'm more than the dress and the voice
Just reach me out then
You will know that you're not dreaming
Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
song lyrics
"Lost in a dream of mirrors Lost in a paradox"
"i hav seen i hav touvhed i hav tasted and i truly believe"
"you can play your games but its all in vain"
"to be with you in heaven i would go through the darkest hell"
"I drive on her streets 'Cause she's my companion I walk through her hills 'Cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds And she kisses me windy I never worry Now that is a lie"
"till the roof comes off till the lights go out till ma legs give up cant shut ma mouth till the smoke clears up and my high burns out ima rip this $h!t till ma bones collapse"
this next 1 is long becos i couldnt pik out 1 part. its all tru 2 ya know always reminds me of denise
"She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that
special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by"
TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.
I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER SAY NEVER
(_) I HAVE NEVER PLAYED FRISBEE WITH IRISH GIRLS AND GERMAN BOYS IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC
this is soooo cool
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,Germ
-Chris Rock
saw this on a poster sumwhere
How to impress a woman:
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Listen to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
How to impress on a man
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
Favorites
Color: red and black
Animal: dragons and snakes
Vehicle: mr2 *drools*
Flower: me? u kiddin rite?
Beer: kronenbourg 1664
Liquor: umm i dunno vodka?
Soda: dr. pepper
Food : fajitas or kebabs
Book: tv guide?
State : florida wanna go cali tho
City: hmm miami?
School Subject : Drama
Movie genre: comedy action adventure stuff
Color your hair: brown
Have a boyfriend/girl
Floss daily: brush
Own a webcam: want 1
Ever get off the damn computer: wen i hav 2
Been in a wreck: nope.
Been arrested: not yet
Stolen a car: hell no
Stolen anything: Yepp
Smoke: wen i feel like 1 yeh
Pot: never have never will
Crack: see above
Drink: often as possible
Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name: nope
Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name: not yet wanna tho
Posed for nude pics: nope
Considered a life of crime: sorta
Considered being a hooker: nope
Maybe a pimp: wud b fun but no
Cheated on someone: never!!!
Been married: nope
Been divorced: nope and hopefully wont b
Are you psycho: i dunno let me ask mr poppy *talks 2 hand* mr poopy am i a psycho? he says im not so no
Split personalities? : yes dont wanna go into it tho
Obsessive: gwah?
Panic: 2 much
Depressed: used 2 b always
Suicidal: not nemore
Obsessed with hate: nope thats[logan_grimnar]
Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore: ummm noooooo
Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them: nope
Had sex outdoors: mesa virgin
Wierd Stuff
Do you like to sing in the shower: not yet i fell like it tho
Do you like to sing: i cant sing i wanna fukin sing cos im happy
Sign: cancer
Sex: i wish
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Marital status: in a gr8 relationship
Do you have a car: want 1
What kinda car do you have: duh! luk up there ^
Food: yeh go on then wot u got?
Numbers: 1278 naturally
Do you plan on having kids: yeh 1
How old do you wanna be when you are married: 20, 21
yes : yeh
no : hmmm
Would you have kids before marriage? maybe
Do you have a crush: yeh
Music/TV: Music
Guys/Girls: girls
Green/Blue: blue
Pink/Purple: neither
Summer/Winter: i like both summers better cos i meet denise then!!!!
Night/Day: night
Relaxin/Chilli
Dopey/Funny: Funny
What school do u go to: QE pah
What's a major turn on for you: denise
HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice?: yeh wen i was young and foolish
Hurt yourself?: yes
Been out of the country?: yep
Eaten something that made other people sick: now and then
Burped?: so little u no. no me 4 5 mins 2 answer that question
Been unfaithful?: noooo noo noo never plan 2 b neither
Been in love?: yep i am now
Done drugs?: nope
Gone skinny-dipping
Had a surgery?: possibly
Ran away from home?: last week
Played strip poker?: no sounds kool tho
Gotten beaten up?: yes
Been picked on?: yes
Been on stage?: several times scary as fuck
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: who cums up wiv these?
Slept outdoors?: yeah
Thought about suicide?: several times
Pulled an all-nighter?: yup yup
If yes, what is your record?: 1 and a half nites
Gone one day without food?: mor than that
Talked on the phone all night?: not even close the most is 20 mins i think
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yeh
Slept all day?: hell no
Killed someone?: wot u think i am?
Made out with a stranger?: nope
Had sex with a stranger?: and again nope
Thought you're going crazy?: crazy in love
Kissed the same sex?: not that i remember
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: god no
Been betrayed?: hmmm
Had a dream that came true?: yeh im tlkin 2 her rite now!
Broken the law?: a few times
Met a famous person?: yeh i met malcolm christie
Have you ever killed an animal by accident? probably
Stolen anything?: Yes
Been on radio/TV.?: yay tv a few times
Been in a mosh-pit?: yeah
Had a nervous breakdown?: no
Been criticized about your sexual performance?: nope
Bungee jumped?: nope
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes scary
BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets?: of course
Astrology?: yeh
Magic?: definately
God? : i hope so
Satan?: our hums teacher
Santa?: [+Slightly+] s uncle apparently
Ghosts?: yes
Luck?: yeh
Love at first sight?: hmm maybe
Yin and Yang?: yeh kinda
Witches?: our biology and maths teachers hav a covern
Easter bunny?: yeh like 11 years ago maybe
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: i damn hope so
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: uhh nooo
Do you wish on stars?: yeh kinda
LOVE, and all that
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title: y wud i?
Do you remember your first love: yes unfortunately
Still love him/her: nope
Do you consider love a mistake: wot u on about its gr8?
What do you find romantic: denise
Turn-on: many
Turn-off: many
Do you base your judgment on looks alone: who u take me 4? tasha mcphee?
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: has happened 2 me and i went out wiv them
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him or her or going "blind": not bothered
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out: i havent started a relationship in about 6 years
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: yeh
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking: apparently they do. weird people
What is best about the opposite sex: sense of humour
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex: i dunno
What's the last present someone gave you: cant remember
Are you in love: YES!! it rocks!!!
Do you consider your significant other hot?: very
What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk: nuthing
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
Smiled?: now
Laughed?: today
Cried?: few weeks ago
Bought something?: today
Danced?: a while ago
Were sarcastic?: me? sarcastic? never
hugged someone?: dumm not sure
Talked to an ex?: fridya
Watched your fave movie?: week last saturday i fink
Had a nightmare?: ages ago fukin pigsy
Talked on the phone?: Today
Listened to the radio?: friday
Watched TV?: today
Went out?: today
Helped someone?: dunno really
Were mean?: dunno
Sang?: a few days i guess
Saw a movie in a theater?: last saturday shaun of the dead ROCKS!!!
Said "I love you"?: today
Missed someone?: every day
Fought with a family member?: last week
Fought with a friend?: not sure
Had a serious conversation?: yesterday i fink
Got drunk?: 2 long ago
Had sex?: never
Been kissed?: again 2 long ago ummm 4/5 months maybe
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: dane
-- Nickname: flik
-- Birthdate: July 12th 1988
-- Birthplace: oakham england
-- Current location: stamford (craphole)
-- Eye color: Bluey green
-- Hair color: brown
-- Height: 178 cm
-- Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: BRITISH 4EVA
-- The shoes you wore today: trainers
-- Your weakness: denise
-- Your fears: denise leaving me
-- Your perfect pizza: chicken and bacon carbonarra
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: meet denise, kiss denise then meet iron maiden
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: Smeghead
-- Your thoughts first waking up: must...do...pa
-- Your best physical feature: my legs apparently
--temperament: short temper
-- Your bedtime: 10ish
-- Your most missed memory: wot the hell if i knew that i wud remember so i wudnt miss it wud i?!?!
LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: Dr. Pepper
-- Fast food joint:Mc Donalds
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: dunno
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: no
-- Cuss: Yes
-- Sing: when im happy
-- Take a shower every day: or a bath
-- Have a crush(es): yeh....denise
-- Want to go to college: Yeah
-- Like high school:i dont go skool anymore MWHAHAH
-- Want to get married: maybe
-- Believe in yourself: flik yeh
-- Get motion sickness: used 2
-- Think you're attractive: hell no!
-- Think you're a health freak: sorta not a freak but i care
-- Get along with your parents: nope
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoked: No
-- Done a drug: No
-- Had sex: No
-- Gone to the mall: yeh
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: i miss oreos *sniffs*
-- Eaten sushi: nope
-- Been on stage: yep
-- Gone skating: eot u take me 4 a sado?
-- Made homemade cookies: No
-- Gone skinny-dipping
-- Dyed your hair: No
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
no
-- Been caught doing something: umm yes
-- Gotten beaten up: yes
-- Shoplifted: yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: HELL NO!
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: sorta
-- Numbers and names of children: 1 no names yet
-- Describe your dream wedding: no
-- How do you want to die: im gonna go out shootin
-- Where do you want to go to college: stamford
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: childcare sumthin
-- What country would you most like to visit: japan
-- Who is your guardian: my dad god help me
LAYER NINE
In a guy/girl(your sexual preference)...
-- Best eye color: blue
-- Best hair color: blonde
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: medium
-- Best weight: medium
-- Best articles of clothing: id like them 2 wear nuthin but a cheeky smile
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 2
-- Number of CDs that I own: 64
-- Number of piercings: 0
-- Number of tattoes: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: not sure 2 maybe 3
-- Number of scars on my body: 3 i fink
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: 1 - meetin james simm
the greatest rockers of all time
dave murray
nicko mcbrain
adrian smith
janick gers
steve harris
dan hawkins
ed graham
frankie poullain
justin hawkins
slash
duff
axl rose
fave songs of all time in no real order
1. changes by 2pac - first rap song i ever loved
2. under the bridge by the chillis - wot 2 say pure genius
3. billie jean by mj - agagin another classic
4. reigns by ja rule - one of the gr8est rap records ever that never got its props
5. bohemian rhapsody by queen - i know ive probably spelt it wrong but yall know wot i mean just gr8 on so many levels
6. learn to fly by foo fighters - gr8 song gr8 vid dave grohls cleavage hehe
7. to be with you in heaven by scorpions - i love this song gr8 classic 80s rok man woohoo!!!!!!
8. out of the silent planet by iron maiden - hell yeah a song that got me through some tough times (Feb 7th)
9. till i collapse by eminem - another song that helped me survive the toughness
10. sweet child o mine by guns 'n' roses - no words to describe it so
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11. me and my girlfriend by 2pac *cough* join guild *cough* - equalled by Jay-Z copied countless times but never bettered
and of course.....
12. RUN TO THE HILLS BY IRON MAIDEN - THE GR8EST ROCK RECORD IN HISTORY
13. over the hills by nightwish - if u hav never heard this band check em out they rule and this is their best song that i hav herad
14. nemo by nightwish - another great song by the great band
15. remember the good times by scorpions - prooves they r still gr8 after all these years