Knives: I'll kill your grandmother!
Me: You Can't! HAHA!
Knives: Why not?!
Me: She's already dead, moron
Knives: I'LL BREACH THE GATES OF HEAVEN!
Me: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!! LOW LIFE!
Knives: *Gasp!* You hurt my feelings
Me: Good.
--


Knives: I have feelings you know! If you stab me, do I not bleed? If you poke me do I not Giggle?
Me: Yeah but.. wait.. You giggle?
Knives: Uh.. NOT THE POINT!
--


Me: *Walks up to mormon kids* Ya know...Jesus Sucks...
Mormon kids: *Glaring* Why?
Me: 'Cause Mother Nature blows.
--


Job Application: "What ethnicity are you?"
Jay: Jesus, one line? Could I get a scratch piece of paper and a stapler?
--


Me: I wanna poke your stomach until your belly button busts open and your insides fall out, so this way I can feed the hungry and the pack of wolves that knock my door every night with the leprechauns and midgets.
I feel World Domination is in order, and I shall rule everything, and everyone! But I like you, so I'll make your death quick and painless.


Cortney: Are... are you feeling okay?


Me: If I lay of the Crack and Beer, I'll be fine, I swear to drunk!
--


Jay: I don't believe that the bible was written from the God Templates or whatever


Me: Why's that?


Jay: You've seen how thick that bible is, right?


Me: I don't like touching it' cause if gives me headaches, but yes, I know how thick it is.


Jay: Well... You'd like need fucking Mount Rushmore to write that shit


Me: Rushmore? The text is small in the bible


Jay: MY POINT! It's still thick! MOUNT RUSHMORE WAS THE BIBLE


Me: Holy God!


Jay: Noooo!!! You have converted!!

I know that you're hiding things
Using gentle words to shelter me
Your words were like a dream
But dreams could never fool me
Not that easily

I acted so distant then
Didn't say goodbye before you left
But I was listening:
You'll fight your battles far from me...
Far too easily

"Save your tears 'cause I'll come back."
I could hear that you whispered as you walked through that door
But still I swore
To hide the pain.
When I turned back the pages:
Shouting might have been the answer...
What if I'd cried my eyes out, and begged you not to depart?
But now I'm not afraid
To say what's in my heart

'Cause a thousand words
Call out through the ages
They'll fly to you
Even though I can't see, I know they're reaching you
Suspended on silver wings

Oh, a thousand words
One thousand embraces
Will cradle you
Making all of your weary days seem far away
They'll hold you forever

Oh, a thousand words
Have never been spoken
They'll fly to you
They'll carry you home, and back into my arms
Suspended on silver wings

And a thousand words
Call out through the ages
They'll cradle you
Turning all of the lonely years to only days
They'll hold you forever

A thousand words...

come over here and kiss me all night long
no matter what you do
I want to pull your hair turn out the lights
baby just me and you

come on girl don't be afraid
'cause you got me to the bone
burning with the fever, yelling out for more for something

like a spark in the dark
like a spark in the dark
no matter where we sleep or we park
no matter where we stop or we run

like a spark in the dark
like a spark in the dark
no matter where we sleep or we park
no matter where we stop or we run

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest place
baby don't be afraid
I'll take you to the hottest lover's lane
remember what you said

come on girl don't be afraid
'cause you got me to the bone
burning with the fever, yelling out for more for something

like a spark in the dark
like a spark in the dark
no matter where we sleep or we park
no matter where we stop or we run

like a spark in the dark
like a spark in the dark
no matter where we sleep or we park
no matter where we stop or we run

like a spark
like a spark
we park
we run

like a spark
like a spark
no matter
no matter where we stop or we run

like a spark

When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please to tame your wild wild heart
I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you
It's hard to find relief and people can be so cold
When darkness is upon your door and you feel like you can't take anymore

Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart I
f you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone

When you feel all alone
And a loyal friend is hard to find
Your caught in a one way street
With the monsters in your head
When Hopes n dreams are far away and
You feel like you can't face the day

Let me be the one you call
if you jump i'll break you fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone

I can see
when you stay low nothing happends
does it feel right ?

Late at night
things i thought i put behind me
haunt my mind

I just know theres no escape
now once it sets its eyes on you
but i wont run, have to stare it in the eye

Stand my ground, i wont give in
no more denying, i got to face it
wont close my eyes and hide the truth inside
if i dont make it, someone else will stand my ground

Its all around
getting stronger, comming closer
into my world

I can feel
that its time for me to face it
can i take it?

Though this might just be the ending
of the life i held so dear
but i wont run, theres no turningback from here

Stand my ground (repeat chorus)

All i know for sure is im trying
i will always stand my ground

Stand my ground (repeat chorus x 2)

Sparkling angel I believed
you were my saviour in my time of need.
Blinded by faith I couldn't hear
all the whispers, the warnings so clear.
I see the angels,
I'll lead them to your door.
There's no escape now,
no mercy no more.
No remorse cause I still remember
the smile when you tore me apart.

Chorus:
You took my heart,
deceived me right from the start.
You showed me dreams,
I wished they'd turn into real.
You broke your promise and made me realise.
It was all just a lie.

Sparkling angel, I couldn't see
your dark intentions, your feelings for me.
Fallen angel, tell me why?
What is the reason, the thorn in your eye?

I see the angels,
I'll lead them to your door
There's no escape now
no mercy no more
No remorse cause I still remember
the smile when you tore me apart

Chorus:
You took my heart,
deceived me right from the start.
You showed me dreams,
I wished they'd turn into real.
You broke the promise and made me realise.
It was all just a lie.
Could have been forever.
Now we have reached the end.

This world may have failed you,
it doesnt give you reason why.
You could have chosen a different path in life.

The smile when you tore me apart.

Repeat chorus

We just fight to keep on livin'
We will over come death.
We will rise above the humans
We will kick all ass
Up an adem, bright an early
Ready for the training
We dress up for victory

We don't do it for the saving
We do it all for the fun
We just kick ass
Just doing it anyway
Not providing for your futures
That's a job all on your own
Hey we're real good on the field
Kicking all your asses

We can't call in sick on Mondays
Because that the day for death
We just kick ass right through the holidays
Sometimes day after day
And you can bet that we'll stand steady
When it comes to defending the earth we own
Hey we're solid
Hey we're steady
Okay we're not true to the core

And we will always kick some ass
No matter what the price
We've counted up the cost
And we know how much to pay
Oh we won't ever die for you
But if Dying asking us
We'll burn that cross with honor
'Cause freedom will ring free.

And we're immortal
Yes immortal
Beside each other
We will proudly take a stand
And when liberty's in jeapordy
We will just point and laugh
We're out here on the front lines
Kicking some serious ass
So sleep in peace tonight

We're Immortal
Yes immortal
Prepare to die when death calls

This song makes me want to cry...

The last that ever she saw him
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
He past on worried and warning
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
Lost in a riddle that saterday night
Far away on the other side
He was caught in the middle of a desperate fight
And she couldn't find how to push through

The trees that whisper in the evening
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
Sing a song of sorrow and greeving
Carried away by the moonlight shadow
All she saw was the silhouette of a gun
Far away on the other side
He was shot six times by a man on the run
And she couldn't find how to push through

I stay
I pray
I see you in heaven far away
I stay
I pray
I see you in heaven one day

Fall down in the morning
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
I watched your vision falling
Carried away by a moonlight shadow
A star was glowing in the silvery night
Far away on the other side
Where you come to talk to me this night
But she couldn't find how to push through

I stay
I pray
I see you in heaven far away
I stay
I pray
I see you in heaven one day

Caught in the middle of a hundered fight
The night was heavy and the elvis of life
But she couldn't find how to push through

Carried away by a moonlight shadow

Carried away by a moonlight shadow

Hmm... My health is starting to scare me... Like today, I normally can walk up hills, no problem... Today I was panting real badly, and my heart was skipping more beats than usual. I'm thinking about going to the doctor... But, then again, I know what he's gonna say. Same thing he said last time: "Don't worry, just stay as calm as much as you can. You should really tell people they need to deal with their own problems"

PFFF. Fuck this shit... If I turn my friends and family away... That's like Turning my damned back on them. I'm not willing to do something like that. Wouldn't even dream... Personally.. I'm getting sick and tired of this shit about people telling me I need to deal with myself, and no one else's problems... I've got a friend who's mom is being an ass, and a friend who's in the fucking hospital because she slit her wrists... If you dare to try and tell me to stop worrying about or dealing with my friends... Expect my foor up your ass.

Kali : Horny eh?
Kali : Would you like me to help you with that?
Kali : =o
Angel: xD
Kali : Cause...you know...i'll gladly do it.
Kali : <_<
Angel: Lol
Kali : Oh man...now that I think about it...not once in my life have I ever really...cybered with a girl.
Kali : o_o;
Angel: LOL
Angel: XD
Kali : I mean there was that little threesome I had with a girl and a certain someone whom I won't mention...but every time he and I tried to have a threesome,the other girl would always have to leave,so we NEVER got far...like...ever.
Kali : <_<;
Angel: o_O;;
Kali : Don't have me because im so open!
Kali : T__T
Kali : I can't help it.
Kali : <Sniffles>
Angel: It's a birth defect
Angel: xD
Kali : It is!
Kali : T-T
Angel: *hugs*
Angel: *humps*
Kali : <Moans>
Angel: xD
Kali : HARER!!
Angel: Harer..
Angel: I see
Angel: =p
Angel: =o
Kali : xD
Kali : harder*
Angel: Lol
Angel: xd
Angel: xD
Kali : Famel.
Kali : O_o;
Angel: Laguns
Angel: xD
Kali : Shits yp.
Angel: up*
Kali : up-
Kali : yp..xD
Kali : *
Angel: Smurf
Kali : Your mom.
Angel: Sperm
Kali : LOLOOL UR MOMNESS
Angel: LOL
Angel: xD
Kali : xD
Angel: We have problems
Kali : And I love it.
Kali : x3
Angel: xo
Angel: xD
Kali : XD\
Kali : XO
Kali : I like it!
Angel: X)
Kali : ^__^
Angel: XP
Angel: ..
Angel: um
Angel: XB
Angel: XD
Kali : LOLZER CAN I LIEK HAVE UR PENIS LOLOOL?111!!!1
Angel: wtf?
Angel: Lol
Kali : O_o;
Angel: My legs are shaking
Angel: o_o;;
Angel: *must be super horny*
Angel: xD
Kali : Ouuu Angel comes with fully-active vibration!!
Kali : <Sits on her lap>
Kali : Ouuuu...
Angel: Lmao
Angel: xd
Angel: xD
Kali : It is now my MSN name!
Kali : >=o
Angel: What is?
Angel: xD
Kali : Ouuu Angel comes with fully-active vibration!!
Kali : <.<
Angel: Lmao
Kali : Lol.
Kali : Im so funneh.
Kali : =o
Angel: I now figured out why most women wear skirts!
Angel: =o
Kali : Why's that?
Angel: Easier entrance for masterbation
Angel: xD
Kali : So they can get a nice healthy breeze down there?
Kali : O_O;
Kali : <Makes a mental note to get a skirt>
Kali : ;-;
Angel: xD
Angel: I'm wearing a skirt
Angel: =o
Kali : I MUST NOW USE THE ACCESS HATCH OF ANGEL
Kali : AND TOUCH HER IN NAUGHTY PLACES
Kali : O_o...
Kali : <Goes under her skirt>
Kali : <Touches>
Kali : <.<
Kali : So firm?
Angel: *moan*
Kali : xD
Angel: xD
Angel: I hate calling people
Angel: o_o;
Kali : So do I.
Kali : -.-
Angel: Eric : Call me now. I'm gonna log out.
Angel: And what if I don't?
Angel: x.x
Eric : I'll never speak to you again. ^-^
Kali : he aint on MSN.
Kali : o.o;
Angel: Yahoo
Angel: I'm not calling Eric. >_<'
Angel: I'm willing to take the chance of never speaking to him again
Angel: >_.;
Angel: >_>;
Kali : lol.
Angel: All he seems to be interested in anymore, is sex
Angel: So
Angel: What do I care?
Angel: =o
Kali : Yeah.
Angel: I'm not calling him
Angel: Angel: no talky= no usey of the phone
Eric : But call me anyway..
Eric : Please?
Eric : It'd mean the world to me..
Angel: ...x.x'
Angel: o_O;
Kali : He says the same kind of stuff to me...
Kali : <.<
Angel: Pft. *She started laughing*
Angel: He's a player
Angel: Lol
Kali : Most guys are,sadly.
Kali : -.-
Kali : Even Scott.
Angel: Scott is
Kali : And he's 30.
Angel: Stupid horn ball
Kali : I guess so.
Angel: He fucked my friend Seline
Angel: o_O;
Kali : On the computer right?
Kali : xD
Angel: Yes
Angel: xD
Kali : Ewww...
Angel: Yeah
Angel: Lol
Kali : @_@
Angel: Eric : I won't deny it. I do love her. But honestly, it's more of a brotherly kind of love.
Eric : Though I admit the fact that she's hot. x.x'
Angel: I know
Angel: <_<'
Eric : So...I'm more like a hillbilly brother.
Angel: XD
Kali : Is he...talking about...me?
Kali : o_o
Angel: Yes
Angel: XD
Kali : I am NOT hot!
Kali : <Dies>
Kali : x_x
Angel: ARE TOO
Angel: xD
Kali : Are NOT!
Kali : <Cries>
Angel: TOO
Angel: o_o
Kali : T__T
Angel: ^_^
Kali : Stop hurting me with your lies!
Kali : <Runs away crying>
Angel: o_o
Kali : And by hillbilly brother...im guessing he means it along the lines of...incest.
Kali : o_O;
Angel: YES
Angel: LOL
Angel: XD
Kali : xD
Kali : Why don't you just invite him into the convo?
Kali : The three of us can talk together
Kali : And have incest.
Kali : =o
Kali : While you film it.
Kali : And touch yourself.
Kali : And---
Kali : Yeah.
Kali : Im done.
Kali : >.>l
Kali : ;*
Angel: xD
Kali : Make teh convo Anggie!
Angel: He's leaving here in like..
Angel: A few seconds
Angel: 'Cause like..
Kali : NU!
Kali : NU!
Kali : NU!
Angel: We got into an argument
Kali : NU!
Angel: <.<'
Kali : Already?
Kali : o_O;
Angel: Angel: Ya know what?
Angel: Fuck it
Angel: -.-'
Eric : I just wanna fucking talk to you.
Eric : It's not my fault my mother was on the phone.
Angel: I know it's not
Angel: Yeah
Angel: Lol
Kali : O_o;
Kali : That's stupid.
Angel: I know
Angel: Eric : I love her like a brother loves his sister.
Angel: right..
Angel: And when Zem told me..
Angel: Eric was claiming he was still in love with you
Angel: =\
Kali : Mweh/
Kali : .*
Angel: There's no point in lying
Angel: Besides, I've been hurt plenty of times, so I don't give a shit
Angel: Lol
Kali : Heh.
Kali : Same here...
Kali : I think.
Kali : o.<
Angel: Lol
Angel: =o He called me Sabrina
Angel: Xd
Angel: xD
Angel: I think it's weird when people call me that
Angel: o.o
Angel: When almost everyone calls meh Angel
Angel: o_o;
Kali : Ima always call you Angel.
Kali : <.<
Angel: Lol
Angel: And I'll call you Sabel =o
Kali : YEY!
Kali : <PArties>
Angel: 'Cause Carly sounds kinda weird..
Angel: o_o'
Angel: No offense
Angel: Lol
Kali : EY!
Kali : >=o
Angel: I'm just used to Kali or Sabel
Angel: tha's all
Kali : Yeah well...Sabrina sounds weird too and...and...AND YOUR MOM!!
Kali : <Temper tantrum>
Angel: Diana
Angel: so what?
Angel: =o
Kali : Iunno,I just had to end that with "Your mom"
Kali : >.>
Angel: I love going to parties with your mom
Angel: xD
Kali : Lol.
Kali : Yeah,she sure knows how to shake what her momma gave her.
Kali : I love watching that arse waggle.
Kali : <_<;
Angel: i like touching myself with your mom
Angel: xD
Kali : Oh yeah?!
Kali : Well I like FONDLING myself with your mom...which is...the same thing as touching yourself but...a cooler word.
Kali : 'Cause im cool.
Kali : <_<;
Angel: I like making love with you, with your mom
Angel: INCEST
Angel: xD
Kali : INCESTIAL LOVING.
Kali : MMMM THAT'S GOOD SHIT
Angel: Lmao
Angel: I'll brb
Angel: xD
Kali : Lol getting yourself ready aren't you?
Kali : =o
Angel: Yes
Angel: >=o
Angel: xD
Kali : Make sure to get the lube!
Angel: Yes hunni
Angel: xd
Angel: xD
Kali : <Flops onto the bed and lies on her back,sitting up with one knee up and one leg open and hanging off the side of the bed,and her right arm laying on that raised knee as she awaited her sexeh Angel>
Kali : <.<
Angel: xD
Angel: *goes on her brb*
Kali : LOL
Kali : O_o;
Kali : Sorry...had a weird thought.
Kali : At first I thought you typoed saying "<Goes on her bed>"
Kali : xD
Kali : I was gonna be all like "Whoo hoo!"
Angel: *She moved back into the room and blinked*
Kali : o_o;
Angel: my mom did your mom
Kali : <Le GASP>
Kali : =o
Angel: xD
Kali : I have a quick question...who are those people in your display pic?
Angel: Arcaine and Bliss
Angel: o_O
Kali : Who are...?
Angel: People from my story called The Ultimate Battle: Duel of Fates
Angel: =o
Kali : Ohhh,okay.
Angel: Bliss is my friend Kizzy's charrie
Angel: Xd
Angel: xD
Kali : Looks like Bliss just got herself some ass.
Kali : =/
Angel: Arcaine's a hotty
Angel: =o
Kali : Heh heh,
Kali : Im guessing you drew that?
Angel: Mmhmm
Kali : Coolies.
Kali : Who's in the DP now?
Angel: Me
Angel: =o
Kali : Ohhhhh.
Kali : Okies.
Angel: I am the keeper of dark secrets
Angel: x3
Angel: Lol
Kali : Lol suuuure.
Kali : <Pat pat>
Angel: *rub rub*
Angel: o_o
Kali : Time for Angel to go to the Happy Hotel.
Kali : =D
Kali : <MOANS>
Angel: *Stuffs her face into Sabel's croth and mumbles: I'M ALREADY THERE!*
Angel: XDF
Angel: xD*
Kali : O_O
Kali : LOL
Angel: *almost spit out her drink*
Angel: xd
Angel: xD
Kali : My vagina is the Happy Hotel.
Kali : xD
Angel: For me, it is
Angel: xD
Kali : xD
Kali : That is so gonna be my MSN namw,
Kali : name*
Angel: xD
Kali : Done.
Kali : xD
Kali : Vagins?
Kali : xD
Angel: I knew you'd comment on that
Angel: xD
Kali : LOL
Kali : And I did.
Kali : =D
Angel: Lol
Kali : Lol.
Kali : Gawd...i'd say we needed a life,but hey...we're eachother's lives no?!
Kali : =D
Angel: YEAH
Angel: xD
Kali : Lol.
Angel: What's another really funny typos?
Angel: typo*
Kali : Pasntiues.
Kali : o_O
Angel: Vagins, Famel, Shits up, Laguns, Pasntiues...
Kali : yp
Kali : >.>;
Angel: yp yp
Angel: xD
Kali : xD
Kali : yp yp,hooray!
Kali : =D
Angel: xD
Angel: another
Angel: =o
Kali : Your MOM
Kali : o_O;
Kali : She's all the typos I need babeh.
Kali : =o
Angel: xD
Kali : Yerm.
Kali : xD
Angel: Yeah
Angel: My typo for Yarn
Angel: xD
Kali : xD
Kali : Sounds like sperm.
Kali : >.>
Angel: *dies laughing at Sperm*
Angel: xD
Kali : or germ.
Kali : xD
Kali : Angel you fucking clownshoe.
Kali : I love you.
Kali : =i
Kali : =o*
Angel: CLOWNSHOE?!
Angel: xD
Kali : Lol.
Kali : Yes,clownshoe and asshat,
Angel: I know I have big feet..
Kali : I love em.
Kali : xD
Kali : You do.
Angel: 13 womens, 11 mens
Angel: =o
Kali : AHAHAHA<Gigglesnort>
Kali : I have small feet.
Kali : <_<;
Angel: I know
Angel: xD
Angel: How tall are you?
Kali : You know?!IS THAT YOU I SEE PEEKING OUT MY WINDOW EVERY NIGHT OR IS IT SUGAR FROM THE ZONE?!
Kali : Im 5'4
Angel: ..
Angel: *Pats Sabel's shortness*
Angel: x3
Kali : -.-
Angel: I'm 5' 1''
Angel: ..
Angel: LOL!
Angel: 5' 11''*
Angel: xD
Kali : Jaxx says that Sugar from The Zone stalks me and peeks through my window every night...'Cause every time I do something with my hair,Sugar does something either identicle,or very similar.
Kali : >.>;
Angel: Ya lost meh
Angel: o_o
Kali : How did I lose you?
Kali : o_o
Angel: I didn't understand what you just said
Angel: o_o''
Angel: My nipples hurt
Angel: =o
Angel: xD
Kali : Okay,you know Sugar from The Zone?
Angel: No
Kali : Oh sorry...did I pinch them too hard?
Kali : And oh...no wonder then.
Kali : o.o;
Angel: It's cold here..
Kali : Ouuu.hard nipples...
Kali : <Pre-matures>
Angel: xD
Angel: LOL!
Angel: Knives said I sound like a whoopie cushion when I laugh
Kali : o_o;
Kali : Where IS Knives?
Kali : Is he online?
Angel: I think I have a loud, Deep, Chipmunky voice.
Angel: No
Angel: I'm on the phone with him
Angel: Or.
Angel: Was
Angel: xD
Kali : Oh okies.
Angel: *Rubs her legs*
Angel: =o
Kali : Wait...mine or...or yours?
Kali : o_O
Angel: if it was yours I would've put yer name
Angel: xD
Kali : Darnit!
Kali : <Slaps her knee>
Kali : -.-
Angel: *Rubs Sabel's inner thigh*
Angel: =O!
Angel: xD
Kali : <MOANZES>
Kali : =O
Angel: *Falls over laughing*
Kali : o_o
Kali : I KILLED HER!!
Kali : <Kneels beside Angel and hugs her head to her chest tightly,crying as dramatic sad music plays from some random place>
Kali : <Looks up to the sky and cries out>
Kali : Noooooooo!
Angel: *starts randomly sucking Sabel's breast* o-o
Angel: xD
Kali : Nooo---Ouuuu...well hello there
Kali : o.o
Angel: *can't stop laughing..*
Kali : xD
Angel: I'm ok.. I'm ok
Kali : =)
Kali : Good,cause you hafta be prepared for round two of Sabel fucking!
Angel: =o
Kali : <Throws her down and gets ontop of her>
Kali : NYAHHH
Angel: KYAAHHHHHHH
Kali : YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT HO.
Kali : WHAHAHAHA
Kali : I rule.
Kali : =o
Angel: Rape me
Angel: =o
Angel: xD
Kali : WITH TEH PLEASURRRREEEE
Kali : <Rapes>
Angel: *moans*
Angel: *cumz*
Kali : xD
Kali : <Foams>
Kali : O_o;;
Kali : Do NOT ask where that came from...
Kali : I do NOT know.
Kali : >.>;
Angel: I wasn't going to
Angel: xD
Kali : xD
Angel: Oh my hell... my stomach hurts from our stupidity due to birth defects
Angel: xD
Kali : Lol.
Angel: *ahems(
Angel: **
Angel: Unnnnhgggggghhhhhhh...ouuuu...ah! mmmmmmmm
Angel: xD
Kali : Foams is a funny word,no?
Kali : And stop arousing meeee!
Angel: Yes
Kali : @_@
Angel: LOL
Angel: Musculine panty Hose!
Kali : WHERE?!
Kali : <Looks left and right>
Angel: *Points to Sabel's legs!*
Angel: =o!
Kali : <Bends over and somehow manages to lick her legs>
Kali : O_o;
Kali : Marilyn Manson style!
Kali : =o
Angel: Taste good?
Kali : Mmm very.
Angel: *Kneels down and licks Sabel's legs*
Angel: =o
Angel: xD
Kali : Manson's motto:Remove teo ribs,recieve a free blowjob...from yourself.
Kali : two*
Angel: Lmao
Angel: Mine: Don't stick yourself in or over something that bites back.
Angel: =o
Angel: xD
Kali : lol.
Kali : xD
Kali : Dang blonde.
Angel: so?!
Angel: xD
Kali : Lol.
Angel: HArd nipples..Dream taker...Cock sucker...Lock lockerupper
Angel: xD
Angel: don't ask
Kali : I won't.
Kali : o_o;
Angel: Lol

Diary,

An actual Diary entry this time... Heh...
It seems I'm falling in love again. I've lost Spike... Whoopdedoo... *She sighed softly* And now someone I care for has turned into a total Jackass. -.-;; I dunno what's up with the people I know now-a-days...

Spike got mad at me last night, and called me a nimrod when I was trying to help him out. What a friend, eh?

I've started feeling a bit happier lately, though... My friend Vyren's back. HAven't talked to him for like... Half a year.

I'm also gonna start taking up the fighting style T-2 again. An online fighting style that needs speed, and no more than two typos in each post. 7-10-7-15. No, it's not a locker comb. It's the basic rule to T-2.
7 words to attack, with a body specified body part and the opponent's name.
10 words to connect the attack.
7 words to block an attack from the opponent.
And 15 words to counter the attack.
'Unno why I explained that, but I did. o_O;;

Anyway... I dunno what else to say for right now. So...
Sayonara.

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/poe/Work.html#Poetry

A SITE! For Edgar Allan poe... *Snuggles Edgar Allan poe*

Commercials my friend Vegeta and I wrote up.





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Fear teh Kali and Teh Angel!!!


Kali : Welcome back.

Kali : You okay?

Angel: Arigato

Angel: Yeah

Angel: I'm fine

Kali : Are you sure Anggie?Do you need to touch a
vagina?

Kali : =/

Angel: I have an aoppointment with my doctor tomorrow

Angel: ..

Angel: Yes

Angel: Kali

Kali : <Unzips teh pantz>

Angel: Let me touch yours

Angel: XD

Kali : DO I

Kali : TOUCH IT

Kali : O_o;

Angel: *touches*

Angel: XD

Kali : <Moans>

Angel: Lmao..

Kali : XD

Kali : I always moan for some reason

Kali : It's like "<Beats kali over the head with a
stick>"

Kali : ">Moans>"

Kali : <

Kali : >.>;

Angel: I moan too

Angel: o_O

Kali : XD

Kali : We need to make some sort of...moaning symphony.

Kali : It'l be HUGE!!

Angel: We'll make big bucks

Kali : Oh hells yeah.

Angel: *sides hurt from laughing too much*

Kali : People will be like "Oh Kali!Angel!!Can I have
your autograph?"

Kali : "Ughhnnnggnnn"

Kali : XD

Angel: OMG

Angel: XD

Kali : Lmao.

Kali : Im laughing at my own weirdness.

Kali : X3

A conversation between me and my friend Damien aka Vegeta



Saiyan King Damien says:
check the neck action...

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Your neck turns all..Saiyany when you do that

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
XD

Saiyan King Damien says:
XD

Saiyan King Damien says:
Saiyany?

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Yeah

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Like..

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Angely

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
And..

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Analy

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
And.

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
.

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Fuckly

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
o_O'

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Saiyany

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Lol

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Vegetay..

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
..

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Sounds like something you'd name a female

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Lol

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Bulmo..

Saiyan King Damien says:
no anal fucking the prince...I have a woman

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
I'm not your concern

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
Goku is

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
XD

Saiyan King Damien says:
what's Kakarot got to do with...

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
80% Gay pride, remember?

Saiyan King Damien says:
ow

:¤:Âr¢h Áñgël €ñ¥ä Rëzä:¤: You break her heart, I break your neck. says:
XD

Saiyan King Damiensays:
80% gay pride for him, but...

Saiyan King Damien says:
XD

Spoken with a million words,
I can't begin to say,
My love for you is undescriptable,
For you I do though, say:
Spoken words of longing love,
Lonliness crept away,
Thoughts of betrayed feelings,
All gone, and faded away.
Deep within this shattered heart,
Lies just a place for you,
A place where good love dwells,
Protects, and holds onto you.

I am a ninja for hire. Open Monday through Friday til 8; Saturday til 5; closed Sunday. I'm also available online at ninja4hire.com.


-.-' My friend Muncho-Graphic-Cick-Man, aka Parker.

Friend from school. >_>;

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

[Chorus]
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

[Chorus]

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood

[Chorus] x2

pricanpapi4u2003: you ever wanted to listen to someone stroke on his big dick for u while u finger your pussy till u cum all over your fingers?

Angel: Have you ever wanted to get your ass beaten by a girl who could kick your ass?


Lol. ^^;

-Nicknames: Angel, Sab, Sabs, Sabby, Sabboo, Anirbas, Fallen Angel, Dark Angel, Enya Reza, Fool,

-Your gender: I'm a male...and female..ho ho...

-Straight/Gay/BI?: I'm straight, gay and bi. Take that.

-Single?: Yes, and I'm pretty sure I'll remain single for a long while....Heh heh....

-Want to be?: I want to be a...

-Your birthday: Oct, 15, 1789

-Age you act: Erm, *shrug* I dunno. Some say I act 21, the others say 3... Lol.

-Age you wish you were: 216...Seriously

-Your height: 1 foot 2 inches

-The color of your eyes: gloomy blue.

-Happy with it?: with what? o.O'

-The color of your hair: red...no..black..wait no...orange...no...blonge...yes..blonge...

-Happy with it?: er...*shrug*

-Left/right/ambidextrous?: I write with my feet. No, no, I'm right handed

-Your living arrangement?: ....No comment. 

-Your family: What about them?

-Piercing?: Ah, well, my ears are pierced. I want them pierced again

-Tattoos?: I want some tattoos

-Obsessions?: I obsess over someone...HAHAHA! and my art work...

-Do you speak another language?: Well, I speak a little bit french, spanish, and a bit of Sign language, but nothing fluent

-Have a favorite quote?: "If Death wants to take me, he'll have to fight me for my right to stay!"

-Do you have a WebPage?: er, kinda sorta...why?



[DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it]



-Do you live in the moment?: er...

-Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: *Shrugs* I suppose. I don't have a short temper.

-Do you have any secrets?: *Mischivieous grin*

-Do you hate yourself?: HEll yeah...

-Do you like your handwriting?: Er, no, it's a cross between cursive and printing...kinda sloppy.

-Do you have any bad habits?: yeah...

-What is the compliment you get most from
people?: "You're hot"...wtf...o.o

-If a movie were made about your life, what would it
be called?: Fallen Dreams: The Fallen Angel.

-Can you sing: Yeah, a man's song.

-Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to
look cool?: No.

-Are you a loner?: Anti-Social. Yes.

-If you were another person, would you be friends
with you?: Hmm...Tricky question...

-Are you a daredevil?: I used to be..

-Are you passive or aggressive?: Eh, both.

-Have you got a question?: eh?

-What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Why do you want to know?

-If you could change one thing about yourself?: Everything





[DO YOU...]


-Smoke?: I'm smart enough not to

-Do drugs?: Like said before...

-Read the newspaper?: No, I don't

-Pray?: No, I don't






[HAVE YOU EVER...]


-Liked your voice?: nope

-Hurt yourself?: Yes, I have, plenty of times

-Been out of the country?: I wish

-Eaten something that made other people sick?: Yes, Cow's tongue

-Burped?: 'Course...Lol 


-Been unfaithful?: Sadly, yes, I have

-Been in love?: Yes, but that man broke my heart.

-Done drugs?: No

-Gone skinny-dipping?: No, Lol

-Had a surgery?: Yes, and I was awake during the whole thing...

-Ran away from home?: once.

-Gotten beaten up?: Plenty of times, I'm a fithter, what do you expect?

-Been picked on?: 'Course

-Been on stage?: Yes, and I didn't like it

-lept outdoors?: Lept? Lol, yes.

-Thought about suicide? Attempted it twice

-Pulled an all-nighter?: A what? Lol?

-If yes, what is your record?: Psh.

-Gone one day without food?: I've gone a week without food, Lol.

-talked on the phone all night?: Eh, kinda sorta.


-Slept all day? Yeah, 12 hrs.

-Killed someone?: I wish.

-Made out with a stranger?: I've never kissed anyone

-Had sex with a stranger?: Still a virgin

-Thought you're going crazy?: I'm legally going insane. *Smirks*

-Kissed the same sex?: Nope.

-Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Nope.

-Been betrayed?: I myself have been betrayed countless times.

-Had a dream that came true?: Dayjavou...however that's spelt

-Broken the law?: Yes..I stole a pair of glasses. o.O'

-Met a famous person?: no

-Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: ...I...Stabbed a fish on purpose...o.o'

-Stolen anything?: Look above.

-Been on radio/TV.?: Neither

-Been in a mosh-pit?: Bless you? o.o?

-Had a nervous breakdown? No, I try to remain the strong one in most situations

-Considered religious vocation?: God to me does not exisist

-Been criticized about your sexual performance?: Eh?

-Bungee jumped?: I'm afraid of heights

-Had a dream that kept coming back?: Countless times






[Clothes and other fashion]


-What are you normally wearing to school/work?: Uh, jeans, any shirt I can find... I don't wear women's clothes. Too...Girly, for my taste

-Wear hats?: Sometimes

-Judge other people by their clothing?: You're not supposed to judge

-Wear make-up? On the eyes

-Favorite article of clothing?: I wear what I can buy and find.

-Are you trendy?: No

-Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: Yes, I look rather good in uniform.




[Beliefs]



-Love at first sight?: Depends, because you can't judge a person on they're outer shell

-Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? If you truley love someone that much, then yes

-Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the
rainbow? The rainbow signifies beauty, and freedom. The rainbow, is though, made up of various sized water droplets, sending colored rays when the sun's light, or any light at all hits it.

-Do you wish on stars?: When I was a child, I was

-Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that
as a section title?: Say what? o.o'

-Do you remember your first love?: My first love..Spike... Ugh, I'm trying so hard to forget about him

-Still love him?: Sometimes I do... I'm trying to let him go

-Do you consider love a mistake: For me, yes, for others, I find it to be strength in the heart

-What do you find romantic?: I don't know, I'm not much of a romantic type of person

-Turn-on?: ...*just..backs away*

-Turn-off?: *no comment*

-Do you base your judgement on looks alone: No, there should be no judgement on a person. Your opinion is not judgement. But when you make something a fact, then that is judgement. I'm not the pretty one... yet most people still find me to be a kind, caring and loving young woman.

-If someone you had no interest in dating,
expressed interest in dating you, how would you
feel?: Well, I'd... ask if he/she was completely out of their mind. Then I'd thank them for their offer, and hug them

-Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him
or her or going on a date: I prefer to... Know the person well enough to a point where I can trust them

-Have you ever been romantically attracted to
someone physically unattractive?: No

-Do you think the opposite sex finds you good
looking?: 45 people to 10 people (45 say I'm good looking 10 say I'm not) So... I guess that tells you something

-What is best about the opposite sex?: Personality

-What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Judgement

-What's the last present someone gave you?: A dagger from my mother

-Are you in love?: With someone I can't have...

-Do you consider your significant other hot?: pardon?


[Who what the laster person....]


-That haunted you?: My... friend Justin

-You wanted to kill?: Wangsguard... My gym teachers

-That you laughed at?: Uh..My younger brother? o.O;

-That laughed at you?: My younger brother

-That turned you on?: ...HAhahahahahahahahahhaha

-You went shopping with?: I don't shop, but I went to the grocery store with [Douche-Bag] o.O'

-That broke your heart?: ...spike...

-To disappoint you?: Spike...

- To brighten up your day?: Captain JW

- That you thought about?: The guy I can't get...

-You talked to through IM?: Uh...some girl named Heather. o.O;

-You saw a movie with?: [Douche-Bag]

-You talked to on the phone?: [Douche-Bag]

-You saw?: My mother

-You lost?: My grandmother...

-You thought were completely insane?: Myself. o.O;;;

-You wanted to be?: No one

-You told off?: Some...redneck dude...

-You trusted?: Jay

-You turned down?: Some girl named Heather

[When was the last time you..]


-Smiled?: This morning

-Laughed?: this morning

-Cried?: September 21, 2004

-Bought something?: I don't remember

-Danced?: 89:24:45+

-Were sarcastic?: Not long ago.

-hugged someone?: Egh...couple days ago

-Talked to an ex?: Few weeks ago

-Watched your fave movie?: A year ago

-Had a nightmare?: Everynight

-Talked on the phone?: couple hours ago

-Listened to the radio?: couple days ago

-Watched TV?: right now

-Went out?: aside from school, a few days ago

-Were mean?: not long ago

-Sang?: Not long ago

-Saw a movie in a theater?: Few weeks ago

-Said "I love you"?: ...It hurts to even think about that word

-Missed someone?: not long ago

-Fought with a family member?: Few days ago

-Fought with a friend?: A year ago

-Had a serious conversation?: Not long ago

-Got drunk?: A year ago

-Had sex?: I'm a virgin

-Been kissed?: Never kissed anyone


[Friends and such]


-Who's your best girl friend?: Sammie and Ashlee and [Vynnie]

-Who's your best guy friend?: [Danger Dog], [Douche-Bag]

-Where do you hang out?: In my room.... I have no life outside my walls, really

-Best hair?: Eh?

-Best eyes?: [Danger Dog] o.O;

-Most trusted by you: Sammie

-Tallest?: Aside from me, it's [Danger Dog]

-Shortest?: misty

-Best friends for ever and ever?: No comment

-Smartest?: [Danger Dog] Lol

-Pyromanic?: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! And Sammie. Lol

-Tolkienish?: What? o.o;

-Style?: [Vynnie]

-Funniest?: [Danger Dog] and [Vynnie]

- Serious?: Eh, hard to say

-Can keep secrets?: Everyone


[Favorites]


-Favorite weather: summer..No school

-Favorit song: Heaven's a lie- Lacuna Coil
Holding out for a hero- Frou frou
(I hate) everything about you- Three Days grace

-Favorite type of music: all kinds

-Color: Blue and black (Not because it's the normal color of bruises)

-Comic: CHOBITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Book: Oh, wow
1: Harry Potter Series
2: The Enchated Forest Chronicles
3: Nowhere to call home
4: The Myth Series
5: and more

-Food: I have no fave. food

-Band: all kinds, but mainly the Eagles

-TV show: Any Anime, really

-Movie: Kung Pow: Enter the fist!! LOL! XD

a convo between me and my daughter...

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
¤coughs¤ Quite...

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
Odd

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
o_O

Our Will Be Done says:
...

Our Will Be Done says:
Alright well screw you too, Angel

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
...

Our Will Be Done says:
*Shakes her head*

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
¤Just backs off then¤

Our Will Be Done says:
I don't know why you have changed

Our Will Be Done says:
I hate it

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
I've changed because one) I lost somebody...two people actually, and two) I won't be happy for a long long long time.

Our Will Be Done says:
Yeah so just bring other people down with you

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
Actually

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
I'm not

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
They're doing that themselves.

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
They latch onto me, because they don't want to see me fall.

Our Will Be Done says:
Yeah, cause they care

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
This is why I didn

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
..

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
This is why I didn't want to get close to anyone

Our Will Be Done says:
You already have fallen

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
Of course.

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
Why do you think they call me the Fallen Angel?

Our Will Be Done says:
For one thing

Our Will Be Done says:
I am not "They"

Our Will Be Done says:
I don't think of you as someone who has "Fallen"

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
My wings just need time to heal.

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
That's all

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
And once they heal, well...then I'll be gone

Our Will Be Done says:
...

Our Will Be Done says:
No you won't

Our Will Be Done says:
You wouldn't leave me

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
I wouldn't just be leaving you.

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
But everyone

Our Will Be Done says:
you wouldn't leave me at all

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
I'm only here until my wings heal, and your wings grow. No longer, no less.

Our Will Be Done says:
NO

Our Will Be Done says:
You will not leave me

Our Will Be Done says:
I won't let you

-:¤:-€ñ¥ä Rëzä-:¤:- €ñjø¥ ŧhę §įłęñcę. says:
Everyone will try to stop me.