At the momen to put my mood in a dramatic shortness, I am amazingly pissed off! The reason why you ask is because of some blonde haired, 26 year old (or there abouts) bimbo who fucking needs to get her eyes tested as she can't fucking see, going up the back of my bike breaking my number plate on my scooter (motorbike thing) clean off and breaking my brake light cover as well as smashing in her front bumper and had the nerve to blame me for it all! All I was doing, for a couple of minutes because I was there before was wait for a couple of pensioners to cross the zebra crossing! Fucking MORON WOMEN DRIVERS (Yes I know I am a woman but that doesn't stop me insulting the shit women drivers who should've never passed their fucking driving test).

HOW IT ALL HAPPENED

Me: (see's pensioners wanting to cross the zebra crossing in ASDA and no one was letting them cross, so looks behind no one there, so stops, and pensioners cross)

Blonde Bimbo: (bombs it around and goes up the back end of my bike shunts me forwards and does more damage to my bike than to her car and beeps her horn at me and gets out the car)

Me: (gets off bike, see's she has kids in the back so knows to watch tongue and puts bike on the stand and looks at the damage on my bike)

Blonde Bimbo: Why didn't you fucking go you idiot? (looks at her car) And LOOK AT THE FUCKING DAMAGE YOU DID TO MY CAR YOU STUPID BITCH!

Me: (takes helmet off) First of all m'dear, it is a zebra crossing and you are supposed to stop and let pedestrians cross, if you learnt anything in you theory and whilst learning to drive you should know that, second of all, I did not cause that inccident, you did and you caused more damage to my bike than I did your car, so I want your insurance details please, thirdly, I notice you have young children in the back of your car so it would be nice if you cut out the swearing as it imposes on young minds and they develop foul mouths like their parents when they are older, fourthly you need to go to specsavers and get your eyes tested.

Blonde Bimbo: There is no need to be a fucking smart ass with me you stupid little bitch and I ain't giving you fuck all.

Me: I am not being a smart ass as you put it, I am just stating the simple truth and I would be most grateful for the sake of your children if you would stop swearing, plus if you do not give me your details I will report you to the police (starts taking down the number plate).

Blonde Bimbo: Fuck you you little retard and grow the fuck up!

Me: Excuse me I am 19 years old, I hold down 2 good jobs and am well liked, it is only idiotic people like yourself who are the retards and need to get a life, now if you don't give me your details now, I will park my bike up and I will walk up to the police station (which is right across the road from ASDA) and report you, for both harrassment and dangerous driving, plus deary your little inccident is on camera, so stuff you.

Blonde Bimbo: (refuses again to give me details and gets in her car as an car park attendant comes along and gets me to move my bike, she drives off)

Me: (Shakes head at the attendant and walks up to the station and reports her for harrassment and dangerous driving, and walks home, and now waits for the police to call back with some stuff for insurance)

hey everyone might not be online that often as my laptop is playing up and will not charge so am having to send it off and well the family comp is in use till about 9pm-10pm by brothers and sisters so I will be bored shitless lol.

Some new photos ^_^ FP - Bigbury

What can I say? I got bored...

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Kelly
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
Kelizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
Blue Falcon
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
Marie Oakland
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
Sorkeand
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Green Tea
7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
Enritsa
8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
Maria
9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
Black Snow

My effing father is a bloody fiend!!!!!! I was watching England vs USA in the Rugby World cup and the fucking fat cunt came in and switched the channel to fucking shitty football and a game that is so obvious that England is gunna win because Israel is a crap team!!!

Argh....just to let you all know I am going to be gone for 2 weeks camping up in Dorset and will be internetless for this period unless I can get my Mum or Dad to drop me off down at Haven so I can use the internet café which is highly unlikely that they will so might have to blade down there, but I am not going to guarantee that I will be online at some point.

To be honest I hate camping and would prefer going abroad on holiday like we were supposed to be doing this summer, we were meant to be going to Turkey again for 2 weeks but the company we booked the holiday with do not operate anymore with the hotel we were going to so they cancelled it and well now parents have said 'let's go camping for 2 weeks instead' and the thing is we will do absolutely jack shit all day there and there is nothing on site to do, there isn't even a swimming pool and the nearest pool is down Haven and for non-residents it cost like £4-5 to go swimming! Geeez...

I will have my mobile on me for those who have my phone number or have my msn address, I will have mobile messenger on pretty much all the time and my phone will be but please for the love of God do not phone me in the early hours of the morning as everyone will complain!

Well Kitty won't be getting her computer back today but she will be getting it back sometime tomorrow apparently so spam her with messages lol

Okay the new Harry Potter film exceeds the last one ten fold! Although the only bad thing about it as in all films that are created from the idea of a book, it was too fast paced in comparison to the events that happened in the book and what happened on the screen. But none the less it was still an enjoyable film other than the tards that were infront me playing on their phones the entire time which really did piss me off after a while....

Oh this is really annoying now, I have seen a few houses already complain about the new rules brought in that protects writing as well. I mean why should just art be protected from others having it on their house page, writing is just as much an art as drawing something, someone has put just as much hard work and passion in writing that story, poem, song lyric or whatever than a person has with their art, so I say quit whining about it being unfair and such because it is just protecting the rights of writers as well as the damned artists!

Current Mood: 'One is not amused'
Currently Watching: The Replacements
Films have watched today: Hogfather, Lady in the Water, It's a boy girl thing and Hannibal Rising
Currently Reading: Pig Island and PYA4 revision guide

At current in the life of [Firenze], life is having its up sides and down sides but all are as bad as each other as far as I am concerned...

The upsides are the following:

- Passed my car theory test
- Leaving school next week
- Summer is here
- Should be going to Dundee for a week in August

The Downsides are thus:

- My sister as described below in my previous diary entry is being threatened to be kicked out of school because of a compulsive liar
- It is too hot to sleep in the day and night
- I have exams
- Mother has booked a car test for me
- Mother wants me to sell 75% of my books and films (Not happening)
- Am bruised to high heaven on one leg when I fell off my desk sorting out the dvd player

My mood has calmed a little since my last posting in me diary but I am still a hot temper if bugged, am just wanting to RP into high heavens tonight to forget everything.

Also I have a new RP if anyone is interested, it is called The Five Kingdoms of Madigrial.