Casey is sooooooooooooooooooooooo incredibly cool. I can't believe it. I wish I was that cool. But I'm not. I'll never be that cool. She has the coolest arms. They're so perfectly hairy. They have just the right amount of hair. Her chin redefines cool. It's so so so perfect. I wish I had that chin. Her hands can grasp like no other. They can carry boxes. Her pants shine like no other. They blind the eyes of unworthy people. If I had those pants, I'd know Tom Cruise. I could go on and on and on, but she's just too cool. I'm sorry but I can't talk about the coolness any longer or it won't be cool. (This whole thing was written by me ,Casey by the way.)