oooh guess wot i found out today. my mates mate ben has like the biggest crush on me but he doesn't know his mind. i love being a bitch

wehey no more leekage
*gets drunk wakes up in strange bed with strange person, "who the f*** are u"*

i have a leak

i have a leak

helen is no longer annoying me. she is a great friend

my m8 helen ws a little *hole today

my m8 sean was a little prick today. he was messing with emotions

hi
i h8 chris
bye

The first rule of the con don't cheat an honest man.can't be done. imposible. Get the people who want something for nothing and give the nothing for something.