Oh Gads, this was friggin hilarious!! XD

“If a Jew dies on a hill, and no one else is around, does he make a religion?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Original Jesus

*ish shitting herself* hahahaha I found that on www.uncyclopedia.org (the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit!). It's a great site for when you need a little pick me up. Just type in anything you want--I'd recommend Harry Potter or Satan if you want something to laugh at XD

Hehehe have fun!

PLEASE DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED ABOUT CHRISTIANITY--I DID NOT POST THIS JUST TO OFFEND OTHER PEOPLE.

An extremely interesting insight into what REALLY lies ahead in the "afterlife."

Just a Few of My Thoughts

(Warning: somewhat-intriguing rant ahead!)

I believe that although peace is impossible it is never worthless to continue to strive for it. It should never be bargained for something else or be forgotten and abandoned. There is always time to try.

I believe that true love doesn't exist as others say it does. I believe that love is simply an illusion that people create to give them the hope they need to live on, an illusion pieced together from little fragments of anecdotes in storybooks and verses that only tell you the little happenings of a year or two. But this hope is something that all need and strive for, and that I do believe in--despite the illusion, it is necessary.

I believe that if love does exist, one can only give one's heart away so many times before it shatters under the pressure of uncareful hands.

I believe that people are remarkable beings with the power to change not only their peers and the world they live in, but also themselves--but it is a power that often goes underestimated until it is too late.

It is never too late to appolgize, however simple or complicated the matter may be.

I believe that it is the simple things that drive men mad, not the incredible ones. Despite a lifetime of invisibility to others or of bloodshed, a single flutter of a passing butterfly's wings may drive a man to do the worst in the end.

I believe that if there was a God who created us all in his image, he was no better a being than the average human despite all his power. Like any human would do, a world is only created to watch it's population evolve, flourish, and then dwindle away and become wiped out before creating a newer, better world--simple trial and error without point.

I believe God needs to exist to give people hope as well. Without it, the world would perish under the weight of so much pressure placed solely on their shoulders and no light in the dark to turn to--however, perhaps without Him, many things that make man as terrible and wonderful a thing that he is would never have happened.

I believe that the church, no matter which one or where, has become corrupt over the years into something evil. You can only speak so much of the devil before you realize you are only describing yourself.

I believe that a person's life and all they do is their choice and their choice alone. The world will go mad the day that this does not stand true--in fact, it already has.

I believe we've lost sight of the things that truly matter to us in a foolish search of something better. Sometimes others must be put forth before yourself, and sometimes not. Sometimes it is simply more important to follow your own futile dreams and in the end smile and say you tried, than to follow the broken dreams of others and die in silence, without a single word to say, only thinking one thing--What happened to my life?

I believe that dying with a dream in your mind, a song in your heart, and a smile on your face is infinitely more noble than dying with a sword in your hands, blood on your soul, and a face that none will remember in ten years.

I believe too much time is spent understanding the world and people around us than understanding ourselves.

:D I'm finally creating a roleplay of my own! It's not too terribly original....but I'm still proud of it. hehehe

I was reading a bit of Stephen King when I recalled one of my favorite movies, The Storm of the Century. The line "My name is Legion, for we are many." kept running through my mind and slowly a little idea dropped out of it. So, I wrote it down. I couldn't decide if I wanted to write it or make an RP out of it, but I decided to start with the RP and go from there.

I'd like some help from other peopl if you're willing. I've only got the main storyline up for the most part, but you can find it at The Legion. :) I'm quite looking forward to it....

The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer/Dr. Demento

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Let our love be a flame not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember,
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie
As we dance to the masochism tangeo

At your command,
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...eww...
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
Then go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.

Your heart's hard as ston or mahognay,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.

You caught my nose in your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Everytime I hear drums.
And I envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches,
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash you made with your lash
As we danced to the masochism tango.

Bash in my brain
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again
And swear we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell
So darling if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart.

Take you cigarette from it's holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine
And swear that you're mine
As we dance to the maso--chism tango.

tee-hee! XD

OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAH BABY!!!!!11!!one!

*ahem* Allow me to explain a bit.

For those of you who don't know, University of Southern California (USC) and Univeristy of California in Los Angeles (UCLA) are bitter archrivals in everything they do, especially in football. Unfortunately, my team (UCLA) isn't the best ot football, while USC generally wins too much.

Today's game was HUGE. Rose Bowl was packed to the brim and then some to see UCLA fight off USC. And you know what? For the first time in seven years...UCLA WON, BABY! It was amazing! The perfet interception that turned the tables completely and the spirit of the game....wow. My brother was there, and they were partying before they got back on the bus back to UCLA and didn't stop until 3 AM this morning XD I heard it was pretty insane, the police got involved in the appartment areas with the riots (see http://dailybruin.com/news/articles.asp?id=39216). But it's all worth it for our victory! (^,^) HUZZAH!!

4:30 pm is one of the most beautiful times of day. It's that time just before sunset, when the sun comes in just perfect over the hilltops, lighting everything up so pale and mellow, so peacefully...and yet so menacing. As if just around the bend there is something lurking, waiting, something that no being could ever comprehend. But for those few moments, the world is lit by the lights of the heavens filtering just barely through the veil of clouds and sin to give we the living a ray of hope.

And yet...just as day follows night, the night must always fall. And when that glorious sun begins to fade, turning the world a blood red as it breathes it's last, the world is once more cast into darkness so bitter and cold and alone. When all ties made before are broken, when friends depart, disease spreads, and Death persues tirelessly. And this land, this place we know of that consumes us when the lights go out...there is no escape from it.

Well I've finally began playing FFX, which I got for my birthday back in early September (O,o) Quite amusing game though, what with the slang being a few years out of date XD But I'm actually okay at this one for once. I usually suck ass at turn-based RPGs heh Like that f***ing LotR: Third Age game (>,<) That was crap--how the hell are you supposed to get through Mordor and then beat Sauron with out saving?! You can't! >-( Bleh....anyways...

Sooooo....new poem or two since the last diary entry (which, if some of you are still confused by the shortness of it, you obvoius didn't read my updated House before arriving here) which you can find at Nite Owl's Poetry, like always :D *nudgenudge, winkwink, say no more, say no more*

Yay for Owlie's birthday! *throws confetti for self* (^,^) Well, even though September 4 is me b-day, we almost never celebrate it today, and this was no exception--in fact, I'lve been doing homework a good few hours, and still got more left to do -_-' But Saturday and especially Sunday were a lot of fun! I've never actually had people spend the night at my house, so that was spiffy hehehe

Things Owlie got for hers birthdayness :D
- Ditge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
- V for Vendetta (awesome movie, by the by)
- A lot of piano books, including Phantom of the Opera, RENT, and the Beatles :D
- Final Fantasy X
- To Kill a Mockingbird (book)
- Kingdom Hearts II
- Sea-Monkeys XD hehehe
- The Producers (both new and old, and both are great movies/musicals)
- spiffy black and red *cough*dominatrix*cough* boots ;)
- a Nintendo wallet that looks like the controller (very old-school, I loveles it :D)
- a Sprint cell phone (sorry I'm not more enthusiastic, I just don't like talking on the phone much, but I did need one...)
- a Chuck Norris T-shirt--yay for Chuck Norris!!
- the black-opal bracelt I picked out in Australia (^,^)
- a Japanese-style fan

- And one dead hero :(

Steve Irwin sadly died on my birthday, something I probably won't forget for quite some time. We all sat in my room talking about him after the five of us woke up this morning when Amanda's mum called about it. I used to watch him all the time; he was such a great guy, it was hard not to like him :) It's a shame that he's gone, I know I'll miss him. Animal Planet will never be the same.

"WE LOVE YOU STEVE IRWIN!!" (^,^) ~ The Circle

GADSDAMNIT!! (>,<) I missed school--and it's only the second fucking day!! GAH!! I bet all my teachers hate me now, I bet I just ruined my entire sophmore year, I'm gonna get killed by Mr. Lenaway, and I don't get the 10 ONLY extra credit points EVER in ALG 2/Trig!! *cries* I really wish I knew if I could still get tehre somehow, just have mum come and tell them I was sick or something :( Owlie's sad, and not in an especially good mood, so please be wary of Owlie's temper.....grrrrrrrrrrrrr....*goes to sulk in a corner*

Everyone must visit the awesomeness that is this site!! http://www.angryalien.com XD They're hillarious! It's movies re-enacted by bunnies in 30 seconds hehe They have the classics - Titanic, Scream, Shining, etc. - and a lot of new ones too, like Brokeback "Bunny" lol Very amusing, and sure to put all in a good mood!

From "The Prisoner" series

Retiring Number 2: I can think of better ways to die.

Number 6: And better causes to die for.

Owlie ish going Down Under! (^,^) For all those reading this (most of me buddies hopefully), I will not be back for TWO WEEKS! We get back on July 31st, but don't count on seeing me here until August 1st probably, since we'll have just gotten off a 15 hour flight (O,o) Anyways, I give me best wishes to all, and I'm sorry to me RPing mates that I won't be able to RP for a while, but you'll live...whether I will or not is another matter though lol I'll take lots of pictures and suchand maybe post them on a wiki here as an album. I'll miss youse all! *huggles and loveles upon everyone* So this be Owlie saying

"Adieu!"

Well...today has been both bad and good. First off, I woke up at about 7 am (which is too early for me since Owlie is most definitely not a morning person) feeling, frankly, like shit. Half hour later, I'm sitting on the toilet with a trash can on my lap with the shits and puking my brains out at the same time -_-' Thankfully, it didn't last nearly as long as my sicknesses usually do, so by 10:30 I was back in bed and fell asleep again for about hours--and I felt just fine. But, this meant I had to cancel my piano lessons, again, for the third time in a row :(

However, I did feel good enough to go see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest with aaallllll me buddies (^,^) SO much fun it was, yisyis. Awesome movie too! Just as good as the first, if not even better! HUGE cliffhanger though, so be warned and don't be disappointed. Also, if you feel like staying til after the credits, there's a short little scene at the end that was rather amusing :D

Ah, and then, just a little bit ago, our swamp cooler decided our house wan't wet enough and started spewing water into the main room by the stairs and front door (O,o) If Owlie hadn't've heard it from up here, we could have all drowned! But, now the floor's all wet and Debbie (my step-mother) is frankly pissed at the whole ordeal -_-' But well, at least Owlie was there: saving the world one malfunctioning cooling device at a time. (^,~) Huzzah!

Now Owlie's off to read smutty fanfics--tata!

hehehehe Since I'm in an odd/hyper/very good mood, I decided to post this random ammusing song by an equally ammusing band called Lemon Demon--you may know them by their steadily increasingly popular Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (with Chuck Norris of course!) (^,^) This is only one of several, most of which I keep on my iPod for such moods as...well, now lol

Alright, these people must all be retarded to be in college and not know what suffrage is.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1103776590118655660&q=women%27s+suffrage&pl=true

Only one person actually refused to sign. That's just plain sad. People like that are what gave blondes and women in general a bad name -_-' Just thought I'd share it with everyone else.

Finally, I have figured out all my personalities and complied a list of them all :D For your convenience, I've posted it here; that way you always know who you're talking to ;)

We often forget that love is not that the person has saved you in ways that you yourself could never have done alone, but rather that they have kidnapped you and you never want to return--nor will they allow it.

(^,~) Just a short rambling there I wanted to say is all hehe Ta-ta!