K=you like to try new things
A= Damn good in bed
T= your one of the best in bed
R= people thing you are so sexy
U= you are really layed back
F= people totally adore you
f= people totally adore you
A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- you believe in love
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You have a nice ass.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do
N- One of the best in bed.
O- You love foreplay
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded
X- Success comes easily to you
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- you are really a closet gay
Yep...It's a turtle
First the month you were born:
January - I kicked
February - I peed on
March - I licked
April - I smooched
May - I played with
June - I painted
July - I jumped on
August -I Iaughed at
Septemeber - I sexed up
October - I hugged
November - I smoked
December - I dropped
Next the day :
1- huge jackman
2- a rabid monkey
3- J
4- a mirror
5- the churchill dog
6- Mr Blobby
7- chocolate lard
8- swivel chair
9- a drag queen
10- Johnny Depp
11- a sheep
12- a mobile phone
13- a mongoose
14- an old lady
15- a transvestite
16- your mum
17- a kangeroo
18- shaun the sheep
19- a spliff
20- Bill Gates
21- a cow
22- a brick
23- a fishcake
24- Antony Hopkins
25- Wallis
26- Dorothy
27- chips
28- spiderman
29- a flower
30-gromit
31- Micheal Jackson
Lastly your colour underpants (main colour)
Pink - because im pregnant
YEllow- because the voices in my head told me to
Red- because the sex was crap
Blue- because im a hobbit
Black - because the rabis drove me to it
White- because I drank too much
Grey - because I couldnt get enough
Orange - because it makes the sun shine outta my ass!
Purple- because the stranger man next door made me
Green- because im worth it too!
Other - because I can get any
Waka waka waka says the man across the room with his hand down his pants...
i'm worth £890
Hair color:
[] Natural Blonde £45
[] Highlighted Blonde £40
[] Brunette £45
[x] Dark (brown, black) £50
[] Redhead £30
[] Brown £40
[] Other £15
Total So Far: £50
Eye Color:
[] Blue £25
[x] Green £15
[X] Brown £20
[] Gray £15
[] Hazel £30
[ ] Other £10
Total So Far: £85
Height:
[] Under 5' £20
[x] 5'1" - 6' £30
[] Over 6' £35
Total So Far: £115
Age:
[ ] 13 and under £10
[x] 14-17 £20
[ ] 18-20 £20
[ ] 20-30 £25
[ ] 30-40 £15
[ ] Over 40 £10
Total So Far: £135
Education:
[ ] Elementary School £15
[ ] Middle School (yr 6-8) £25
[ ] minor niner (gr.9) £25
[ ] Quit high school £0
[ x] Still in high school £10
[ ] GED £10
[ ] High School Grad £50
[] In College £75
[ ] 2 year degree £85
[ ] 4 year degree £100
[ ] Higher degree £125
Total So Far: £145
Birth Order:
[] Only child £15
[] First born £40
[x] Last born £20
[] Middle child £30
[]Other £20
Total So Far: £165
Smoke Cigarettes?
[ ] Yes £1
[x] No £50
[ ] Quit £5
Total So Far: £215
Drink?
[] Never £40
[x] Sometimes £30
[] 1-3 a year £20
[] 1-5 drinks per month £15
[] 6-10 drinks per month £15
[] 11+ drinks per month £5
[] Quit £25
Total So Far: £245
Vision?
[] No correction £30
[ x] Glasses £10
[ ] Contacts £15
[ ] Surgical correction £20
Total So Far: £255
Car Color: (Cars in my family)
[x] Gold £50
[] Red £30
[] Blue £45
[] Green £25
[] Silver £45
[] White £15
[x] Black £40
[x] Other £20
[] No Car £0
Total So Far: £365
Shoe Size:
[] below 13 £15
[] 13/1 £20
[] 2/3/4 £5
[x] 5/6 £15
[] 7/8 £30
[] 9+ £40
Total So Far: £380
Current Undies:
[] Bikini £15
[x] Thong £15
[] Brief £5
[] Boxers £20
[] Girl boxers £30
[] Boy Cut £35
[] Man Thong £50
[] none of your business £1
Total So Far: £395
Room Color:
[] White £0
[] Cream £3
[] Black £5
[] Purple £10
[] Red £15
[x] Blue £50
[] Orange £10
[] Pink £10
[] Yellow £15
[] Green £25
[] Brown £75
[x] Other £10
Total So Far: £445
multiply it by 2 = £890
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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, a marguerita in one hand, chocolate in the other, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit...what a ride!"