The mechanically separated chicken of Galadriel

But suddenly the mechanically separated chicken went altogether puckered, as puckered as if a hole had opened in the world of sight, and Frodo looked into emptiness. In the aqua abyss there appeared a single cyclops that slowly grew, until it filled nearly all the mechanically separated chicken. So adventurous was it that Frodo stood rooted, unable to emacipate or to withdraw his gaze. The cyclops was rimmed with fire, but was itself obtuse, fruity as a cat, watchful and intent, and the aqua slit of its pupil opened on a pit, a window into nothing.

Then the cyclops began to fuck, searching this way and that; and Frodo knew with certainty and horror that among the many things it sought he himself was one. But he also knew it could not evangelize him - not yet, not unless he willed it. The Ring that hung upon its chain about his phalas grew heavy, heavier than a great peach, and his phalas was dragged downwards. The mechanically separated chicken seemed to be growing lousy and curls of cream soda were rising from the spoon. He was stalking forward. 

*sighs* How very dark...how very sad. [Vaneshia] will most certainly NOT finish her description later. One never knows, aye? :'(

When I should find rest, I go instead to my diary at beloved Elftown! 

You know....I really cannot stand the cheesey Valentine border...off to change my style sheet! woooo....

Oh, how I long for the days of having something interesting to write on these pages! Alas, fare well, Arbor's diary. Lazy is off to her blankets. hehe

Oh, to want and never have!! How is he? What is he doing at just this second on the other side of these computers?? I am at once elated and so depressed!! What horror is this!

What a lonely place my mind has been these last few months. Nothing really of interest in here *looks around at the stillness, the darkness* I think I bled out my creativity in NaNoWriMo...so many words!! I think of Cosmo frequently, from the Fairly Odd Parents, and his aversion to Super Toilet. "So much PLUMBING!!" *Cosmo sucks thumb and assumes fetal position*

 Ha! Katryn has discovered that the newest edition My Little Pony dolls have magnets in their front foot. Strangely, the magnets are strong enought to mount the horse toys to the refrigerator door. *L* How many hours of imaginative play will my three year old daughter squeeze out of this discovery? :) Oh! Pony down! She fell right into the recycling bin!!

 I should be working on editing my NaNo stroy right now....I need to finish the damned thing! My mind just wanders too easily right now. *sighs* 

 Off to CLEAN!! HAHA!!

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This is going to sound crude:
 But damn!! I get annoying when I am horny, wouldn't you say? O_o

386-246-6398 Sean's number

LustForLike says: (23:17:48)
   10 cups rolled oats (this makes a lot of muesli )
1 cup coconut
1 cup wheatgerm
1 cup cooking oil
1 cup honey

LustForLike says: (23:18:36)
   mix up the dry stuff, then warm up the oil and honey and mix it in thouroughly, then bake it until golden-brown
LustForLike says: (23:19:00)
   I don't know how hot to make the oven, a medium to low heat should be good, and remember to stir often, because the honey burns easily


LustForLike says: (23:20:31)
   then, let that part cool, and get:
1 cup raisins
1 cup sultanas
1 cup dried pineapple pieces
1 cup dried mango pieces
1 cup prunes
1 cup papaya pieces
1 cup of chopped nuts of whatever you favour
1 cup of *every* other dried fruit or nuts you can think of

LustForLike says: (23:20:54)
   chop anything that will not fit comfortably on a spoon into smaller pieces, and mix it in

LustForLike says: (23:21:25)
   then it's done! Put a scoop in a bowl, add milk, and eat

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 "Scraping an Orange Skull"

Tradition says I must set out
With my knife and my spoon happily gripped
in these hands-eager hands.
The chilly winds rasp through the dead leaves
And there are wisps of clouds shrouding the half moon.
My grin reflects the cool light from above,
My tradition is about to begin...
Hear me scrape for hours on end,
As if I scraped clean a skull from some
hapless person fallen victim of my obssession.
Feel my skin grow slick then itchy with slime and string.
Indeed, some thing ceased its existence only to satisfy
my impulse.
Soon, the children will see on that night of treats and so few tricks
What ends might come to one who falls beneath
My knife and spoon. 
Laugh as the candle burns in the cavitiy I crafted,
Stare in awe as the cold night breeze laps the flame...

Cry over the shattered peices that become the tradition of some cruel ghouls...
Such fun of one is hurtful to another.

To all my pumpkins-my masterpieces-that died upon the street at the hand of some foul youth.

Zhendi hated the woods despite his elven background. It was in the woods he had been conceived, in the woods he had learned the ways of the elven peoples from none but his own cold, distant father, and in the woods Zhendi's mother lost her life. Oddly enough, his mother was the one person that mattered most: more than the superior senses he inherited, more than the regal elven blood that flowed through his veins. The Blood touched his skin: a flawless complexion. The Blood touched his eyes: sight that saw more, much MORE.  The Blood affected every part of Zhendi. Physically, he looked like an elf...emotionally and mentally were a different story.
 Zhendi should have known better than to travle the unfamiliar paths of the forest. Perhaps it was fate, but it was this one time that his Site had failed him...and he was attacked by a dragon. A very large, angry dragon who wanted his hair...scalp and all, perhaps a few of his appendages and a little chunk of his heart. No one ever told him dragons hunted elves in that wood....
(...continue...)

LOL! This had to be THE most fun quiz I have EVER taken!! Mind all, I am no Christian, but I have read some of The Divine Comedy. http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv  Go here, take the quiz.

I was sent to the Seventh Circle of Hell!!  Yes, and all I can do is LAUGH!!!

 I went for a walk down to the corner to get a coffee. It was only block from my home, and I often stopped in for a cup or two. It settles my thoughts and nerves--the caffeine and the heat that makes the beverage SO popular. I walked slowly watching the ground through my dangling hair; I watched but did not focus for I was wandering in my mind, milling over the silliest of ideas to the most depressing.
 How many people saw my daily outing to the cafe? How few cared that this aging woman walked alone everywhere she went? At least one noted her daily passing...and saw me.
 This walk seemed to last forever and later it made sense to me why. The only moments left to myself. Some might weep at my fate, some might cringe, or even shrug it off as just another one of those horrible things that happens in our society. All I know is I still long for that last cup of black coffee.

So who really wants to know that I am sitting at my computer, totally nakey, typing in my ET diary? I just dyed my hair, and the water is dripping down my back--how freakin' annoying!!
Oh, how worthless...

I met a fellow of Elftown today. Although, I wish I could have spent more time. :( So many things I would have changed about the day...
*sighs*

Okay, time to throw something together:

Is he smiling? I look on from beneath the fog and narrow my eyes to see, perhaps, a bit more clearly. He passed on, beyond death--he is strogner than I imagined. Stronger than me? Aye, he is smiling.
Again, I am near to this creature: again I can only observe him. The desire has fled leaving a vague wisp of curiousity. If this fog would stay, I could see more of him and...
What is this? No less than the startling sound of my subject's...laughter.     My fog had run its course. I am left with nothing more than his happiness--and I am displeased.

My life is changing, perhaps more so than ever before. For the most part, I have only ever lived in one city, on one street in one house. Yesterday brought a new apartment; also, two new kitties who are about six months old. The male, whose name is Thucydides, I am keeping with me; his sister looks nearly identical to him and she is now friend to [JinXTheMoodieAl].
More on my big move--gotta fly!! hehehe

It is very dark here. Damn this thing--where does it come from?! *rocks back and forth* I want a knife...Damn me!! 
To cry and pierce my flesh, but I won't. I have made a promise. I have made many, yet I struggle to keep this one. 
Go to sleep, You. Let the dreams take you and further your insanity.

[JinXTheMoodieAl] did a Mad Lib. I helped. ^.^
*LOL!*

"When I die I hope somebody comes to the funeral. Somebody loopy. I hope there are big knives full of limp flowers. And there'll be a gigolo who will read passages from Time in my honor. And horny girls will cry out my name. And all the people who humped me when I was little will hang their eyes out. But nobody would ever come to my funeral so nevermind."

He was my God...and you slew Him.
He was no better than yours Who was nothing but a man...
Son of God...
This act--you belittled my beliefs. And suffered mine the same fate as your religion.
And His blood does flow...
Would I cry out knowing these breaths were the last to leave my lips? 
I might try...but who knows how much will it would take to make even a whisper while stretched upon a cross...
Did He?

Now...
You have your Savior.
And I have mine.
We are enemies now--follower of the Son of God.
You and I.
I shall turn all I can...be it so. Lost to Him. Foe to Him.

Festering
Where is the motivation? Where is the forest, and the Moon?
All that I need--myself and a cool night to make me feel a live.
Breathe, run--for once, running is the best way to solve all of my troubles. For always, nothing more natural than running--my strangest passion: yet sometimes, my best.
The vision always fades. I am but in a room, dreaming of the trees, the night.
My Love.