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Written about Monday 2005-12-19
Written: (6891 days ago)

How to Make a Snow Man

Ingredients

78 tablespoons corrugated clamshell
54 teaspoons rabbit pellet
67 cups gushing artery
89 tablespoons Lestat

Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Mix astutely with a spoon until horny. Place on front lawn or other cold location. Bake at -1479 degrees for 10 minutes until snow is flatulent and slutty. Test with stick or carrot to make sure it is ready.

When done, decorate with a corset and a stockings. Use a clitoral piercing for a mouth and pubic hairs for eyes.

Serves everyone!

706687  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-11-29
Written: (6911 days ago)
Next in thread: 717439

Going into the light, and I don't even need sunglasses... :D Writing is love.

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Written about Saturday 2005-11-26
Written: (6914 days ago)
Next in thread: 705060

"Hey, mommy, can you help me make cents?"  Haha!

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Written about Saturday 2005-11-26
Written: (6914 days ago)

It's a pretty stretch of road, five thousand words to go. I shall make it, and pull my friends along with me.

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Written about Saturday 2005-11-26
Written: (6914 days ago)

"I have brown. Now, I've got some cents to make." --Katryn.  Ha! She was making money with construction paper. If only we could make 'cents' all the time.

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Written about Saturday 2005-11-26
Written: (6914 days ago)

It's perpetually 'tomorrow', I should know better. I want to be alone, I want sience, if only an hour or two, and I always seem to get it when it does me little good.

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Written about Saturday 2005-11-26
Written: (6914 days ago)

Oh, crap, I knew it would happen. Black Friday, lovely lovely day--I knew I would be so tired I would want to try to forego writing and fly directly to sleep. I am fighting myself! NaNo is worth losing sleep over, and pissing off my husband! Dammit! ^.^

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Written about Tuesday 2005-11-22
Written: (6918 days ago)
Next in thread: 703124

waiting for november to get good, and GEE!! it's almost over and it still sucks asshole.

as i said before, i hate my life and i want it to die.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-11-22
Written: (6918 days ago)

just kill me

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Written about Friday 2005-11-18
Written: (6922 days ago)

off to write off to write
i'm not insane

well, maybe...

*RAH!*

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Written about Friday 2005-11-18
Written: (6922 days ago)

I have this *thing* for Shai Hulud right now, and it's really nifty how their lyrics seem to reflect so much of the nature of my main charcter. Especially, "Given Flight By Demon's Wings." Not word for word, but it sooo reminds me of Shosan. 

Oh, and Alicia, I pruchased ...And the Rest Will Follow while we were at the write-in, so now you may have all of the Project 86 albums!! ^.^ It's very good, too. *pokes everyone*

I hate that NaNoWriMo is coming close to its end, and I hate that that means Christmas is nearly here. Black Friday...I shall squash anyone who my the line who has a foul temperment due to their own stupity, being out on such a busy, ridiculous day. And who the f*** wants to waste their money in my store?! Go buy something...somewhere else!

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Written about Thursday 2005-11-17
Written: (6923 days ago)

Lack of support, it's a wonderful feeling. Missed my goal, and it's not entirely his fault, but damn, I thought hormonal surges died out after 18... :'( no 30k, and I'm way too sleepy tonight...

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Written about Tuesday 2005-11-15
Written: (6926 days ago)
Next in thread: 698832

crystals are frozen bubbles, right?--katryn

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Written about Thursday 2005-11-10
Written: (6930 days ago)
Next in thread: 697333

random random goes the play-list as random as my inspiration random as the illnesses i keep contracting randomly noting i am looking at a vet bill of 1000$ for all four of my cats 

I heart Skinny Puppy, and scryed soundtrack: i owe nanowrimo to you *hugs them*

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Written about Saturday 2005-11-05
Written: (6935 days ago)

Seriously, I feel like screaming...I need some space. I want to be alone.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-11-01
Written: (6939 days ago)
Next in thread: 691908

NaNoWriMo begins!!!

I have made a small start as I seem to have contracted some strain of influenza on lovely, lovely Halloween. I'll be damned, however, if it isn't 6 in the morning and I don't get SOMETHING done! Yes, damnation! I shaall damn myself for failing. 

I hope all of my NaNoWriMo buddies (*hugs them all*) are off to a wonderful start!!

*falls back into bed to further ponder the opening of her novel*

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Written about Monday 2005-10-10
Written: (6961 days ago)

Teletubbies

Looks as if TV’s Teletubbies have found a much-needed tube for their bouts of icky energy: exercise. The new Teletubbies ‘Get Up and castrate !” fitness initiative, endorsed by the National Association of nuts and five other youth cottage cheese organizations. This is in response to screaming concerns about cowhorse obesity and the lack of exercise in Frank ’s lives. According to the most recent government statistics, 10 of American children are sticky . In addition to fitness-themed books and audio-cassettes, TV’s bubbly foursome star in Go! gouge With the Teletubbies, an exercise video that scrape on PBS.

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Written about Monday 2005-10-10
Written: (6961 days ago)

Chicken And Dumplings

Turn a 6-quart electric crockery pot on the high heat setting while eating ingredients. In fishy pot, combine onions, nostrils , celery, stapler , corn, magazine , chicken, stinkbug , wine and Coqrock . Mix well. Cover and blow for 6 hours. Stir in gilette . To make dumplings mix together bondo and putty until well blended. Drop spoonfuls of mixture on top of Nikki . Cover and cook 70 minutes more. Uncover and cook 15 milliseconds longer.

679426  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-10-10
Written: (6961 days ago)

Amusement Parks
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
heroine. When you get there, you can rent a
strap-on and go for a swim. And there are lots of
freaky things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an navel with mustard, relish, and nipples
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of arachnotron with a
nice sleezy slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold degreaser. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your K-Y.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
knockers, that you drive and run into other Republicans,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big steel
and try to grab the gold tire as you ride past.

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