[samwise11] is EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(He's emo.)
Emo.
Emo.
Emo.
Elmo. O.o (Beep)

I think my rats are on speed. Bitches. Stupid Smu and her drugs. DRUGS AND GRAPES! Devin is just mellooow, baby. Oh, no, wait. Theeeere we go. Jumps! Dives! Squeaks! Leaps! Smells Daisies!
*rolls around dying with laughter*
There's something in the water. It's definately their water bottle - we've had the same one for the whole time we've had rats, anyhoos. Oops.

Vera. You love Tony Blair. Stop denying it you desk.
And, well, NO CENTIMETRES! (Yet.)






emo.

Hm. I take back that one about poor Jeremy. He just didn't get my email (and to quote him 'I'd answer you in a heartbeat.')
He called me sweet and smart ^_^

i hate orlando bloom.
when will people get over him and like someone worth while?
fuck it.

crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after John.


FREE THE PEOPLE'S POET YOU GBBs!!!!!!!!!

FULLY SICK LIKE YOUR DOOF DOOF MUSIC

don't you hate it when you're doing the dishes and there's a hair on your hand? You always try to get it off, but the little bastard refuses to.

remember to join fear the raccoon boy or ill cut ya fingernails off.

bop.
my god...why are people so stupid?
in fact i can only count one hand (if tat) of peoplethat arent

ok, the below stuff is worked out now, so pplz who it involves, worry and hate no longer, pleez.
ugh...too much fecking chocolamate...
happy easter, y'all...for when e'er 't is...

Why the FUCK are people I'm supposedly "close" to so fucking rude? Huh? I had a fecking brilliant night tonight...best I've had in a long time...I ring one of mai pals (they know who they are...if they can be arsed reading this...) to tell them some very, VERY good news...and what do they do? Tell me "its a little rude to ring this late...its a little bit inconsiderate..." since when the FUCK was 10.30 late to you (friend) huh??? You've never had a problem with it before...oh, yeah...and apparently their mobile died just after i rang it, so they couldnt pick up. Bullfuckingshit. Just cuz they had more "important" stuff to do like always... e_e you can fuck anytime, you moron...maybe pay your other friends some attention to once and not entirely focus on your *love of your life*. Same to the *love of their life*, too. It's pathetic the way you two are acting...you've really changed and Madz and I have noticed it, too. Especially after one of you hit her and then got angry with her because people were angry with you for hitting her. What the hell kind of behaviour is that? and, for CHRíST SAKE!!!!!!!!!! stop taking things so goddamn fucking seriously!!!!!!!!! All you two do is find things to whine about...And GET OVER íT. She's allowed to have friends if shee wants *love of their life*. They've known Stusi waaaaaay longer than they've known you!!! Fair enough he says some odd stuff, but like you never do... e_e Jeez. Just take those poles out your arses and lighten the FUCK UP!
Oh, and thanks for ruining mai night. It was going really goddamn well for once until I decided to tell mai "friends".
God I am so goddamn sick of all this. It's harsh, yes, but it fucking well applies...
*walks off*

I spent hours putting all mai itunes music into order. Fun, fun. Breeplemod.
What a silly bunt. With cream and a cherry...AND A PíCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!! :O thats haaarsh...
Ugh...Its so fecking hard to play Creep on guitar...either tat, or I suck...
But No Surprises is fuuuuuun and easy!!! Mai bruz and I had a bet that in the time it took him to have a smoke, I could learn the bass tabs...and tat i did!!! *dances* yeah. leeks and tweezer.

GRAPEBUBBLES!!!

When you were here before
Couldn’t look you in the eye
You’re just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You’re so fuckin’ special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

I don’t care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I’m not around
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

She’s running out again,
She’s running out
She’s run run run running out...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You’re so fuckin’ special
I wish I was special...

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.
I don’t belong here.

Well, TAT was a fun night!!! *note the sarcasm*
Last night Becky and I went into town for her belated bday ting before her big partay (which is now cancelled no thanks to me)...We got hit on by numerous dirty old men as usual...and, of course, the night couldnt have been complete without one of us making a fool of ourselves and passing out!!! It was mai turn this time...We had vodka, and lots of it, and I don't really remember much except what Bec told me about the Hungry Jacks manager saying hell call the cops if we don't get out, cuz i was in the bathroom for ages...where I passed out...
Soooo anyhoooooos, I was taken to the hopsical :P where they gave me injections or drips or something (never do that unless you want a black eye, by the way...or unless I'm dead or you're a nurse...but even then youre not entirely safe)
Hm. But now Im sitting at home with 2 needle marks -.-, a sore as fuck hip and for some reason I'm shaking.
Don't tink Becky and I are gunna be seeing much of each other anymore cuz mai mum was apparently mighty pissed off.
Well, tat was someting you all needed to know, I'm sure...
Tata oh elftownerish ones *bows*

Never again.
Never again do I intend to be flashed by a fat, drunk man.