Ok, there's a reeeaaalllly old, well, 90's mini-ep of videohits on. Take That are on it. This is gold stuff, man...currently, they are walking around like they are holding something in their pants judging by the unnaturally large strides they are taking and there's one guy who looks like this daft prick at our school, DJ, who seems to be molesting a car with his bum. It's actually really, really disturbing.
Oh, look. LeAnne Rymes and Elton John are doing a duet. How sweet. Sweet corn. Something we should all treasure. They're in...a...giant snowglobe..? Rightio. Whatever turns them on. Woh, that looks a little dodgy. Elton's a great performer and all, but he just looks scary near that chick. No, wait. They're in a PYRAMID WITH SNOWSTORMS AND THEY ARE SCREWING UP LOVERS' LIVES AND THEIR OWN ARE MESSED UP. Yeah.

*twitches*

LemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeoutLemmeout

*Runs up and down the room screaming*

Oh, I am so in love.
Ok, we all saw Cog live last night and the back up band, In The Grey were really good. (I know I'll get shite from my buddiewuddies for saying that, but meh. II could still hear at that stage and it was good.)
I met the lead singer.
He's called Adam.
Loves Weezer.
Is one of the nicest peoples...
Is obsessed with Radiohead. Man, that's so DAMN COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooohhhh...and he's sexy ;)
So there. AND ITS NOT A TEENAGE CRUSH YOU MEANIES!!!!!!!
Cuz I'm magical asparagus. NOT a thing. That. Is. A. Teenager.
<3<3<3
Can't wait for them to come back, now!!!! =D
www.purevolume.com/inthegrey
Hear it now. NOW. NOOOOOWWWWWWWW. I commandeth thee.

[samwise11] is EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(He's emo.)
Emo.
Emo.
Emo.
Elmo. O.o (Beep)

I think my rats are on speed. Bitches. Stupid Smu and her drugs. DRUGS AND GRAPES! Devin is just mellooow, baby. Oh, no, wait. Theeeere we go. Jumps! Dives! Squeaks! Leaps! Smells Daisies!
*rolls around dying with laughter*
There's something in the water. It's definately their water bottle - we've had the same one for the whole time we've had rats, anyhoos. Oops.

Vera. You love Tony Blair. Stop denying it you desk.
And, well, NO CENTIMETRES! (Yet.)






emo.

Hm. I take back that one about poor Jeremy. He just didn't get my email (and to quote him 'I'd answer you in a heartbeat.')
He called me sweet and smart ^_^

i hate orlando bloom.
when will people get over him and like someone worth while?
fuck it.

crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after John.


FREE THE PEOPLE'S POET YOU GBBs!!!!!!!!!

FULLY SICK LIKE YOUR DOOF DOOF MUSIC

don't you hate it when you're doing the dishes and there's a hair on your hand? You always try to get it off, but the little bastard refuses to.

remember to join fear the raccoon boy or ill cut ya fingernails off.

bop.
my god...why are people so stupid?
in fact i can only count one hand (if tat) of peoplethat arent