Urggghhh...
I just ate an entire thing of m&ms...bad, BAD idea.
Wow. Déja vu...
Feel sick and FAT!
WOO! (not so...)
A pox on thee, evil squeaking cupboard! I smite thee...with my oil container!!!
Not letting me get something out of you because mom and Chris are sleeping and you're against their wall. SOD.
In the mean time, here's a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
GODDAMNIT I WANT THAT THING FROM THE CUPBOARD!
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!! *runs up and down the room*
Come up with a Mission Impossible type plan, but in Fishin' Impossible I MUST! Okay. Earplugs--ooh, this song just got all dramatic. God, I love my MP...in a non-sexual manner, just to clarify.
(BECAUSE IT'S YOUR DOG!!!)
Earplugs, duct tape, headphones and sunglasses. Oh, and maybe some vodka. Not for me, though. Yuk.
*sings* Lalalala....wh