DMK: I just joined Kinky people united!! I blame it on [unhealthy obsession]. New Yaoi possibilities.^^

Serapis: I suggest all bishies run, looks like she's on YGO so...

DMK:*grins evily* I'm so feeling Varion and Amelda...in a locked room...with whipped CREAM!! ANd chains....with a cookie...I'm sensing BDSM.

Serapis: I blame this on my lack of musenessness.

DMK: *appears with a whip and a lot of rope* Oh Varion, Amelda, come out come out wherever you are.

Varion: Oh shite, 0.o the girly's an authoress....

Amelda: -._-. We've got motorcycles, I suggest we use 'em.

*they escape*

DMK: Damnit...I have a new twisted fantasy, now.^^

Serapis: Oh shit.

DMK:*rubs her hands together plottingly* But I need to find Amelda and Kaiba-boy. Serapis got get Amelda, I'll hunt Seto.

now I bet y'all are wondering who this is directed to. *evil grin*

Well my laser tag scores are in.^^ W00t, I only kept my second games scores though, they threw out my first. Keep in mind that i haven't played Laser Tag for six years.^^
We lost, but that was because we only had four competant players, and we were the smallest team, and a whole lotta other things. X.X


Overal score: 5,995
Bases taken out:
Red-1
Yello-0
(So I completed half my mission.^^U)

# of hitsI took:
Red:25
Yellow:12

#of hits I gave:
Red 25
Yellow:20

Overall rank:
21 out of 37(moved up five places from the first game^^)

Rank on Blue Team:
4 out of 13

Not too bad for the first time in six years. Also I rocked DDR there, but eventually the crowd got so big that I got nervous and lost, and people kept tapping the first players pad(I was player two). I thank Jrock and Jpop.^^

Okay so this really isn't much of a diary entry, but those of you who know me well, know that I love magic, and stuff like Ursula LeGuin's Earthsea. Well I've finally completed my magic rankings, their backwards, so 8 is the highest ranking and 1 is the lowest. white is ontop, black is on the bottom.

8. Essence Sage- an extreme rarity. Essence Sage's are so powerful that even the gods fear them. It takes many years for a Grand Archamage Superior to reach the Essance Sage level, most die before they reach it. Essence Sages live for hundreds of years.

7. Grand Archmage Superior- These are not so rare as Essence Sages. They are extremly powerful, but are not on the levels of gods. Many are warriors. Grand Archamge's have an expanded life span, but most will not survive to become Essence Sages.

6. Archmage- these are much more common than the aforementioned classes. They are quite powerful and many head wizarding schools.

6(b). Planeswalker- they are on the same power level of archmages but are much rarer. They are a special breed of mages that have the abilty to walk through dimensions and different levels of space, they specialize in the manipulation of time.

5. Mage- You will commonly find Mages working in villages or cities, a mage is someone who has successful passed their school with honors.

4. Reaper-A reaper in the white mage sense is a powerful healer and warrior, they have passed wizarding school with flying colors but without the honors of a mage.

3. Spiritualist- this rank is hit about halfway through wizarding school. Spiritualists specialize in healing and the elements, they are not warriors, and will become very weak when casting powerful spell.

2. Paladin- A paladin has just begun wizarding school. The most paladins know is how to randomly hit things with burts of random magic, they have no control over their powers and someone who has never been in contact with a paladin before will often accuse them of being possed with demons.

1. Shallower- lowest of the low, unfortunatly. Paladins have powers, but can't do much with them. They're most like witchdocters and only have the ability to make simple love potions and stuff. They cannot see the future no matter how hard they convince you. A shallower that tries hard might be able to control a persons dreams or plant suggestions that lead to action in peoples heads, but they're too weak to do it often.

Black Magic-(note that most black mages do not openly show their powers)

8.Essence Sage- an extreme rarity. Essence Sage's are so powerful that even the gods fear them. It takes many years for a Grand Archamage Superior to reach the Essance Sage level, most die before they reach it. Essence Sages live for hundreds of years.

7. Grand Archmage Superior- These are not so rare as Essence Sages. They are extremly powerful, but are not on the levels of gods. Many are warriors. Grand Archamge's have an expanded life span, but most will not survive to become Essence Sages.

6. Archmage- these are much more common than the aforementioned classes. They are quite powerful and many head wizarding schools.

6(b). Planeswalker- they are on the same power level of archmages but are much rarer. They are a special breed of mages that have the abilty to walk through dimensions and different levels of space, they specialize in the manipulation of time.

5. Mage- black mages are not as open as white mages. they tend to work in underground cults, and are a step over infernomancers.

4. Infernomancers- they are a step above nercromancers, they ahve the ability to control and create the dead, but are usually bound to one of the top three classes. They are powerful warriors and usually kill by ripping a soul out of a persons body and eating it.

3. Nercromancer- They specialize in the ability to control the dead, and create zombies. They are free though and can usually do whatever. But if they are called on by the top two classes they usually head that call for fear of the wrath that the top two classes have. They also specialize in attack magic.

2.Basic- They are pretty low classed and are usually apprenticed by a mage. They are like paladins in the sense that they cannot control their powers, but are much more dangerous.

1. Corrupt- have no soul, in fact none of the black classes have souls. Corrupts are very low and are often walked all over. Corrupts sometimes will work for powerful armies. Theya re easy to control and easy to destroy if they defect.


Confuzzled much?^^ if you like, let me know, if you use, let me know.^^

So true.

Sephiroth: Goddamn I'm awesome, everyone is going to think I am the most bad$$ person ever, always, into eternity no matter what else comes along in the future because of just how overpowered and merciless I am.

Kefka (did not really appear at this part of the game): You know, I actually SUCCEED in my goal as a villain, no villain has ever done that other then me, I am a better villain then you.

Sephiroth: The Fanboys don't care about the facts, screw credentials AND past job experience! They only care about how cool I look, how big my sword is, and how much of a bad4$$, MotherF---er I am.




Sephiroth: Ehhehehehe, I'm going to become one with the planet, assimilate the lifestream, and summon a giant angry rock! What are you going to do?

Sephiroth: Not yet, but as a lovely parting gift you can fight our mom! To Aeris' Theme no less, brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Jenova Life: Hehehe, I'm ironic.

Cloud: I miss Aeris...

Red 13: I should have humped her when I had the chance.

Rufus: -straps Tifa into a chair in the gas chamber- I like bondage!

Heidigger: Beg for Mercy you hugely-busted worm, as we seal you away in a complicated death trap and walk away insuring that you will find a way to escape and foil our plans, which we will tell you beforehand.

Rufus: I love our building designers, you'd think they'd leave the valve to shut off the gas outside the chamber so we can turn it on safely.

Cloud: -Discovers gravity, again-

Tifa: is it just me or does Cloud fall down holes a lot in this game? -Follows him-



~*~*~*~*
Check it out

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2070791/1/

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Hey, anyone ever notice how 'One Winged Angel' Sephy's theme really seems to say 'Sephiroth' over an over. IT's cool and creepy.^^

DMK:*runs in wearing a Sephiroth Cosplay outfit(Khearts style not FFVII). Laughs manaically* I AM THE ONE WINGED ANGEL!! *coughs*

AR: Umm...DMK?

DMK: What do you want mortal?

AR: Sephiroth's coming...he looks pissed. I think he stole Cloud's FFVII clothes too.

DMK: 0.0 Jenova only knows how he managed to get them on. He's like a foot taller.

Sephiroth:...-._-. Yeah well, magic can do a lot ya know...Waitaminute! C'mere you brat!

K: Wait, I thought you said you were wearing a cosplay outfit.

DMK: I lied!

AR: You stole Sephiroth's clothes?

DMK:*Running away from Sephiroth* YES! I FREAKIN' DID!! Meep!!

Tk: *Walks in wearing Cloud's Kingdom Hearts clothes* Ladeda.^^

AR: Did you steal Cloud's clothes too?

Tk: No, I really just wanted the cape so I battled him for it. He was so pissed that I beat him that he bet his entire wordrobe and his sword that I couldn't beat him again. I won.^^

Cloud: *Appears wearing Vincent's clothes* Umm..yeah, TK, if Chaos is anywhere nearby can you give me a shout out?

Tk: Sure thing.

DMK: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

Sephy: Okay...*smiles sadistically and starts trying to hit her with powerful materia*

AR: Umm, why don't you just give him his clothes back?

DMK: Are you kidding?! I'm being chased by one of my favorite 3vil bishies! This is fun!^^ 'Sides, I can't die.

Cloud: 0.0 Right...anyways, TK, here. Now you can summon me whenever you're in trouble.^^
*hands TK a summoning materia*

Tk: Awesomeness.^^

Ar:@.@

Still KH obsessed.^^!!

Today I got first honors(which means I had all A's) on my report card.
So my parents got me an internal CD burner and they're getting me a wireless DDR dancepad and the DDR game. I wanted an iPod, but oh well. At least I got something, right?

Anyways this is a cool song and it's pretty(once again edging towards the techno side even though it's considered J-pop)

Inner Universe
Lyrics: Origa/Shanti Snyder
Music: Yoko Kanno
Vocals: Origa
Treble: Benedict Delmaestro (The London Oratory School Schola)
From: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex Opening theme, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex soundtrack

Angely i demony kruzhili nado mnoj
Rassekali ternii i mlechnye puti
Ne znaet schast'ya tol'ko tot,
Kto ego zova ponyat' ne smog...

Angels and demons were circling above me
Swishing through the hardships and milky ways
The only one who doesn't know the happiness
is the one who couldn't understand his call

Morato Vultis, Morato Vultis
Aeria Glories, Aeria Glories

Gentle wish, gentle wish
Heavenly glories, heavenly glories

I am Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...

I am Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
To stay myself longer...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
To stay myself longer...

Morato Vultis, Morato Vultis
Aeria Glories, Aeria Glories

Gentle wish, gentle wish
Heavenly glories, heavenly glories

Stand alone... Where was life when it had a meaning...
Stand alone... Nothing's real anymore and...

Stand alone... Where was life when it had a meaning...
Stand alone... Nothing's real anymore and...

...Beskonechnyj beg...
Poka zhiva ya mogu starat'sya na letu ne upast',
Ne razuchit'sya mechtat'...lyubit'...
...Beskonechnyj beg...

...Endless run...
While I'm alive, I can try not to fall while flying,
Not to forget how to dream... how to love
...Endless run...

Calling Calling, For the place of knowing
There's more that what can be linked
Calling Calling, Never will I look away
For what life has left for me
Yearning Yearning, for what's left of loving

Calling Calling, For the place of knowing
There's more that what can be linked
Calling Calling, Never will I look away
For what life has left for me
Yearning Yearning, for what's left of loving

Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
Soboj ostat'sya dol'she...

To stay myself longer...
Calling Calling now, Spirits rise and falling
To stay myself longer...
Calling Calling, in the depth of longing
To stay myself longer...

Morato Vultis, Morato Vultis
Aeria Glories, Aeria Glories

Gentle wish, gentle wish
Heavenly glories, heavenly glories

Well I finally got Kingdom hearts. I LOVE IT!! Even though Sora's a freak and Rikku(female) is know Riku(male). This game is awesome. I highly recommend it(I ahve it for PS2, you can get it for GBA the only reason I didn't was because the PS2 KH was on sale at 20.00 while GBA cost 30.00)
The best thing about SquarEnix's(formarly know as Squaresoft) Later RPGs were that they were played in real time. Which means that you didn't have to wait to attack, you just went and attacked. Or you would have to wait to give battle commands but you had to give them fast ro else you would be attacked several times in the lag.

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

* When you walk away
 You don't hear me say please
 Oh baby, don't go
 Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
 It's hard to let it go

The daily things that keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,

Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple

repeat *

** Hold me
  Whatever lies beyond this morning
  Is a little later on
  Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
  Nothing's like before

repeat *
repeat **
repeat **

Simple and Clean the English KH theme, vocals by Utada Hikaru. This really is a pretty song that egdes towards the techno side though people consider Hikary-sama J-pop.

also...go here DMK FANCLUB
I ahve my own fanclub, created by my good friend, [unhealthy obsession].

STARGAZER
by
Rainbow

High noon, oh I'd sell my soul for water
Nine years worth of breakin' my back
There's no sun in the shadow of the wizard
See how he glides, why he's lighter than air?
Oh I see his face!

Where is your star?
Is it far, is it far, is it far?
When do we leave?
I believe, yes, I believe

In the heat and the rain
With the whips and chains
To see him fly
So many die
We built a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
Just to see him fly
But don't know why
Now where do we go?

Hot wind, moving fast across the desert
We feel that our time has arrived
The world spins, while we put his dream together
A tower of stone to take him straight to the sky
Oh I see his face!

Where is your star?
Is it far, is it far, is it far?
When do we leave?
Hey, I believe, I believe

In the heat and the rain
With the whips and chains
Just to see him fly
Too many die
We built a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
To see him fly
But we don't know why
Ooh, now where do we go

All eyes see the figure of the wizard
As he climbs to the top of the world
No sound, as he falls instead of rising
Time standing still, then there's blood on the sand
Oh I see his face!

Where was your star?
Was it far, was it far
When did we leave?
We believed, we believed, we believed

In heat and rain
With the whips and chains
To see him fly
So many died
We built a tower of stone
With our flesh and bone
To see him fly

But why
In all the rain
With all the chains
Did so many die
Just to see him fly

Look at my flesh and bone
Now, look, look, look, look, Look at the tower of stone
I see your rainbow rising
Look there, on the horizon oh no, who's rising
And I'm coming home, I'm coming home, I'm coming home

Time is standing still
You, give back my will
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Going home I'm going home

My eyes are bleeding
And my heart is lead ahead
But it's not home
But it's not home
Ooh

Take me back
You, give me back my will
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Going home
I'm going home

My eyes are bleeding
And my heart is lead ahead
But it's not home
But it's not home

Take me back, take me back
Back to my home ooh, ooh, ooh

CRAIGY GOT SECOND IN THE FREESKATE!!!(that means he got second overall @ nationals. That is the biggest competition next to worlds and the olympics) CRAIGY GOT SECOND IN THE FREE SKATE!!!CRAIGY GOT SECOND IN THE FREE SKATE!!!CRAIGY GOT SECOND IN THE FREE SKATE!!!CRAIGY GOT SECOND IN THE FREE SKATE!!!CRAIGY GOT SECOND IN THE FREE SKATE!!!

Can you see in the Darkness of the Heart...
I want to keep it dark

http://wallpapers.theotaku.com/wallpapers/640_by_480/69845-20050104002356.jpg

http://wallpapers.theotaku.com/wallpapers/640_by_480/18871-20050102235341.jpg

You know you read too much DNAngel when...

10. You start diagraming the story out with stick figures to people who don't care.*

9. You have Satoshi, Daisuke, Krad, and Dark pictures everywhere.*

8. You start calling the cast by pet names(Sato-kun, Dai-chan, etc)*

7. You attempt to write DNAngel fanfics and realize that they are worthless when you reread the manga. Then you try to commit seppuku.*

6. You run to your friends for emotional support when something bad happens to one of the characters.*

5. You prove to your friends that Sato-kun is in love with Dai-chan using only one chapter from volume four.*

4. Your competition CD(or any CD that a lot of different people handle) has one of the main characters on it(Dark, Krad, Dai-chan, or Sato-kun)*


3. You enter into every DNAngel contest made.

2. You get(or seriously want) a Wiz plushie.*

1. Your UserName on Eltown is one of the main character's names([Dark Mousy the Kaitou])!*

9/10!!

YAY! Congrats to Ashley Wagner! She placed seventh in the freeskate @ nationals!!

Once again, kick butt out there, Craig! We're all rootin' for ya!


Anyways strange converstaion.

DMK:Happy bunny.^^

PF: Happy?mastermalikonlyusesthatwhenhe'swithfamily.

DMK:0.o happy?

PF:Happy?mastermalikonlyusesthatwhenhe'swithfamily.

DMK:WTF?

PF:Oro?

DMK:Happy?

PF:Happy?mastermalikonlyusesthatwhenhe'swithfamily.

DMK:With family. I wanna know what you're saying. Happy!

PF:Happy?mastermalikonlyusesthatwhenhe'swithfamily.

DMK:Happy? Master Malik only uses
that when he's with family. happy...

PF:Happy?mastermalikonlyusesthatwhenhe'swithfamily.

DMK:*gets the entire class to say happy to her*

Second strange converation.

PF:Wait...these are fuck bracelets, aren't they?

DMK:Jup.

PF:Well...Joseph, you aren't allowed to touch these!

DMK:*points to [New Years Revolution]* what she said.

Joseph([€:DemonFire]): oro?

DMK:*explains what fuck bracelets are only Nich understands her*

Joseph: What?!

Nich:*explains*

Joseph: Why the fuck are you two wearing those then.

DMK:These hold the power of revolution! (they are red and black*


DMK: Yesh, the story behind fuck bracelets. They're those thin plastic braclets that you can buy bulk from places like Claire's for a few bucks. Basically if a guy snaps one off a girl's wrist he has to fuck that girl. >.0 stupid, ne?

Took this from [!Rammstein!]

LOVE MEANS:
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on? Its bugging me.
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because brake failure. 2 people riding only 1 survived.





The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didnt want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

To Craig: Good luck, bro!! Kick butt out on the ice(not beforehand please -._-.). We're all rootin' for ya back at home. You come back with the gold or else!!
We'll all be watching you if you're on TV! So you'd better rock the judge's world, show 'em what skating's all about!!

Well I can't regret,
can't you just forget it?
I started something I couldn't finish
And if we go down,
we go down together
best friends means,
well best friends means
And I've got a twenty-dollar bill
that says you're up late night starting
fist fights versus fences in your backyard
Wearing your black eye like a badge of honor
Soaking in sympathy
from friends who never loved you
nearly half as much as me
Broken down in bars and bathrooms
All I did was what I had to
Don't believe me when I tell you
it's just what anyone would do
Take the time to talk about it
Think a lot and live without it
Don't believe me when I tell you
it's something unforgivable...ohoh
Well I can't regret,
can't you just forget it?
I started something I couldn't finish
If we go down,
we go down together
best friends means,
well best friends means
You never knew
well i never told you...
Everything I know about breaking hearts
I learned from you, it's true
I've never done it with the style and grace you have
But I've made long term plans
based on these mistakes
Broken down in bars and bathrooms
All I did was what I had to
Don't believe me when I tell you
it's just what anyone would do
Take the time to talk about it
Think a lot and live without it
Don't believe me when I tell you
it's something unforgivable
Is this what you call tact?
I swear you're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back
so let's end this call,
and end this conversation
there's nothing worse...
that's right he said, that's right he said it
I swear, you have no idea
The jealousy that became me thinking
that's right he said
that you always had it way too easy
Broken down in bars and bathrooms
All I did was what I had to
Don't believe me when I tell you
it's just what anyone would do
Take the time to talk about it
Think a lot and live without it
Don't believe me when I tell you
it's something unforgivable
Best friends means I pulled the trigger
Best friends means you get what you deserve


Dmk:Heheh, Ironic, ne. best friends means I'll pull the trigger. Not enough time to live a lie and think about. There's so much truth behind it.^^
Bang.

DMK:*runs in circles bawling* Krad sucked Dark into the mirrior! And he's taking over Sato-kun's body! And Dai-chan needs Dark-kun!! and Krad-kun is trying to kill Dai-chan!! And Riku thought that Dai-chan was cheating on her, but I know Sato-kun's secretly in love with him! And that Dai-chan loves Sato-kun back, but he doesn't realize it!!
I need emotional support, my poor Dark-kun won't live for long if Dai-chan doesn't save him...and with Krad on the loose...

*runs away to find [unhealthy obsession]*

January 8th is now officially Wav Wave[unhealthy obsession] Day! Why?! Because his number one fangirl says so!
Everyone tackle hug him and tell him that DMK sent you!

Ladeda!

My mom's being a total bitch. All I get is, I wasn't as fat as you are when I was your age. Then she started yelling at me for what I was eating!!

This is pretty much my constant eating routine:
Breakfast-
Pops Cereal
Sometimes orange juice

Lunch-
Tuna fish sandwich(Wednsdays during school subway, Thurs during school either pizza or hotdog)
small baggie of chex mix

Afterschool snack:
Small Apple(note that I don't always eat said apple)
(insert ice skating time here)
Diet Caffiene free coke

Dinner-
Small portion of whatever we're eating(and when I say small I mean a quarter of what my mom eats and hers fills the entire plate)
small amout of veggies

Desert-
I don't eat it, mom on the other hand eats it every night

So what's she bitching about!! All I get is your so fat! Jesus H. Christ, I eat very little, I skate almost everyday, I do a hard workout on tuesdays, and I'm starting to bike to school. My legs are rock hard from muscle, there's hardly any fat on my arm(I can take a fistful of fat from my mom's arms) and while I admit I have some fat on my tummy I also have abs underneath that, I can hold a push-up position longer than her, I can do more push-ups, do more crunches and situps. I am stonger than her in every way, and no matter how many neato Karate moves she tries on my, she can't escape my grip!!

Is this right?! To be told I'm fat, that I eat too much?!(Often times I have to be forced to eat anything after lunch, and look what I eat for lunch!!) Not only that, but I'm currently depressed which means I am eating much, MUCH less than I normally do. I've taken those fat counting tests, I have less fat than normal 13 yr olds. I also have a wide build, my mom doesn't and is the same size as me(by glancing I mean). She also has a belly that's at least three times the size of mine. >>So I am currently pissed off, depressed, and wearing clothes that are way too big for me(I wear a zero, snug-fit) in clothes.


>>I needed to bitch, thnks for listening. X.X