Oh yeah, the very first serious Capcom RPG is currently in my PS2! Megaman X Command mission. I bought the strategy guide because I have a bad history with RPGs...but man this was no Squaresoft...err Enix game, it skips right over the searching and dives deep into the action and the strategy, couple that with my fav Meg X characters and you got my type of game!

I also picked up Bloodrayne...-._-.

Kari's Best of Jokes:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1768033/9/

[‘Just say no to them, and maybe they’ll leave me alone...’ Seto thought as he just stood in the middle of the room.
    “Hey, have you seen episode 41?” a boy asked.
    “No.”
    “Episode 56?”
    “No”
    “Episode 425?”
    “No”
    “What’s your name?”
    “No.”
    “Why’d your mother name you that?”
    “No.”
    “Do you hate me?”
    “No.”
    “Are you a guy?”
    “No.” The whole room fell silent. Everyone stared at Seto.
    “No?”
    “Shut up” the boy walked away and went over to another crowd of Star Trek lovers. ‘I need a new word to say to them’ Seto thought to himself.]



“Yo! My people!” everyone in the lunch room turned to Kita who was standing on the lunch table that the YGO gang were currently sitting at.
    “Today I’m gonna teach you Japanese losers how to have an American break dance!” at that, Kita started doing flips and twisting on her back on the lunch table. Some people stared, and others clapped. Mokuba turned to Seto.
    “Does she always do this?”
    “Only on Tuesdays.” Now the whole lunch room was clapping and yelling out Kita’s name. Kita had her arms out and was nodding her head.
    “Thank you! And for my next trick” Kita grabbed some of the mystery surprise food and dumped it down Tea’s shirt. Tea jumped up, screamed, and ran away. A devilish smile came on to Kita’s face.
    “Good thing I put that silly goo trail right into the bathroom so she’ll fall face first into the bathroom water.” A big splash was heard coming from the girl’s bathroom. Now everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, clapped.
    “Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here on Wedenesday!” Kita yelled out taking a bow.

Juno: Damnit! I want my photocopies! Photocopy damnit!

Photocopier: out of paper in tray two.

Juno: No wyou're just making stuff up! There's tons of paper in there!

Photocopier: uhh..paper jam?

Juno:*royally pissed*

Office Dude1: So the gorilla says to the priest: That's not MY bycicle.

OD2: haha! Hiliarious!

Juno:*destroys the photocopier* Haha! *sweatdrops* I dun wanna spread office rumors...but uhh...I think somone vaporized the photocopier...again.
*walks oway*

OD2: I'm not firing her. You fire her.

let's see. The dance...


First it was hard to get dancing I was just kinda moving, that is until they dimmed the lights! Then it seriously got going. First it was just us girls grinding. Then I saw my friend Katie and got four guys from ehr school to dance with me. After that I just danced with Hikari.


Then, I got bored, so....I started going through the DJ's CDs, picked up LP's Reanimation and was like "Number 14 please!" which is, of course. Runaway. Not long after a guy walks up and starts grinding with me. So I danced to that one. They even played MC Hammer's "Can't Touch this" Which I sang along to while I got down and dirty.^^(Christina Agulera eat your 'r' out)


Then came the slow down AKA the last thrity minutes. So I started going crazy with the dancing, a lot of thrusting of my hips and stuff. Eventually I had a bunch of guys just dancing or grinding with me. One time I was grinding and the entire dance hall turned around and started watching and cheering. The girls were having fun getting their B/fs to dance with me and taking our pics.^^


Looks like I sorta took over as a lot of people were watching me, either jeering or cheering. Either way I didn't care I was just there to 'get low'.

W00t! I went to this dance tonight and it was awesome. First no one would dance they were all nervous and stuff so I started dancing(okay so it wasn't exactly appropriate dancing, but hey) andyways I get my BFF and her brother to start dancing with me. Soon most of the girls from my school were basically grinding together in a big group. Suddenly everyone else starts dancing. Then the guys join in. Later a bunch of girls from another school started dancing around me saying "Go Kitty! Go Kitty!" because of my hat. Then the third time they did this I started to get some of the guys fromt ehir school(the shy ones of course) to dance with me. I even got my BFFs brother to slow dance with me. I wasn't going to let anyone get away without dancing to at least one song.


My fav was 1985. I had an even bigger group around me. 0.o people really liked dancing around or with me for some reason. By the end of the night most people were calling me Kitty.

Lol! During the last song five girls were together(me included) and we all started grinding( we're in eigth grade what do you expect Xp?) anyways there was this one part where me and another girl got down low and started thrusting our hips forward while the other three danced above us, I swear even the chaperones where drooling. hehe! It's true about catholic schoolgirls, we only look so sweet and innocent.

Whoah... I never expected this to happen. It's going to be interesting to explain this, but since none of you know me I don't have to be choosy with my words. On eof our small class of 18 students was expelled today. His name was Scotty.

He was expelled for 'innapropriate behavior'. In other words he opened his pants and encouraged the girls to touch him. Yeah, even me. So anyways one of the seventh grade girls final complained to the principal. All the eigth grade girls got called to teh office to tell the story.

Well I didn't want to be the one to expell Scotty so I was pretty elusive. I told the truth, just not the whole truth. So anyways someone finally fessed up(I know who too grr...) and we're all in trouble for not exposing the sexual harrasment before. Scotty has, of course, been expelled.

So why am I saluting him? Because exect for this one thing Scotty was an awesome guy and I good friend. I really will miss him, and I wish him the best of luck.



screw conformity...

That's right, Ladies and gentlemen, Craig Ratterree has jsut won his first international competition. LOVE HIM DAMNIT!
Cheers.^^
DMK

BTW Craig's the taller one.

OMFG IT LOOKS LIKE CRAIG MAY HAVE JUST SECURED FIRST PLACE!!!!^^

*Starts reading Gilgamesh and blushes*
Are you people sure High School Freshmen should be reading this? 0.o

It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
       Just what I do when I can't get no lovin'

(hit it!)  
(1! 2! 3! 4!)
Verse:
 
Jesse James was an outlaw man
He was always breakin the law
Six guns firin from both his hands
Fastest you ever saw
Did he do it for the money
Was it for the fame
Finally somebody asked him Jesse,
Why you wanna rob them trains? (and Jesse said...)

Chorus:
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
Just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
I'm the meanest hombre you ever saw
Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all!
It's just what I d
It's just what I do

Well Orville wright set his sights
High up in the air
Him and Wilbur worked day and night
He didn't seem to care

Well the town folk said if you were meant to fly,
God would've given you wings,
What makes you want to spend all your time
Building that flying machine? (and Orville said...)

It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
Just what I do when I can't get no lovin'
I'm the first real flyboy you ever saw
Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all

It's just what I do
It's just what I do 

Well Picasso painted them pictures
There was beauty in every stroke
When asked about his motivation
He said I think it's 'bout time you should know

It's just what I do when I can't get no loving
Just what I do when I can't get no lovin
I'm the workingest painter you ever saw
Cause lately I ain't gettin' no lovin' at all
It's just what I do
It's just what I do
It's just what I do
It's just what I do when I can't get no lovin'

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your
refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy
from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has
their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes
early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real
friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend
seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A
real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend
expects to always be there for you!

GOOD LUCK CRAIG-KUN!! NO PARTY FOR J00 IF J00 DON'T MEDAL! KICK BUTT FOR ME AND EMILY-CHAN!!

http://www.toshiba-emi.co.jp/hikki/disco/sound/uh_sac_01v.wvx


oh yeah! Everyone must clickie! You may need to download windows media player to view it though!^^

Mood: Alive, but not well
Music in CD player: Slipknot
Staus: RPGing...and pondering
Watching: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Playing: Street Fighter Anni ed

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go


yeah, just though I'd post that. I need some love, but I have problems. I've taken to becoming cold and silent when I have nothing to say, don't like you, or don't know you. Alana's giving me no leeway, and this time I think the friendship is seriously over...not that I care. I got depressed last time, not this time. I have other things to get depressed over.

*sigh*
I need a life...and a hug...or two...or twenty...

Someone help me. Nich and Kari are at it again. They won't stop yelling and attacking each other, and everyone wants me to do something about it. WHY ME! I'm not all perfect and all powerful. I've been trying all day to bring those two back together...I want them back together. But Nich has taken to insulting Kari behind her back to me, and Kari has taken to yelling at me, this is in addition tot ehm trying to kill each other. I want to go back to the old days, when Kari and I were inseperable and BFFs...now I just dunno what to do.

Someone help me...but dun yell, and say I'm a horrible friend(you know who you are) I'm trying, I really am. But I ahve to deal with this, and with my mom, who has struck again. She won't stop yelling at me about my damned book report. MY LIFE ISN'T SO PERFECT AS IT SEEMS PEOPLE! STOP ACTING LIKE I'M ALL POWERFUL, ALL KNOWING, AND HAVE THE ABILITY TO FIX EVERYTHING.

*crawls into her corner and cries*

Boys, just do it!----Tell her you think shes cool n why. Tell her she looks pretty. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her.. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Carve your names into a tree. Give her piggy-back rides. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Write on her. When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her, tell her.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I took this from [xx____Guns Go Bang]. I thought it was cute(and I ahve fun baiting [unhealthy obsession], sorry...fiance...like person, but it is fun.^^

Anyways, I got dared to ask [unhealthy obsession] to marry me, it's a joke though so we're "engaged", emphasis on the quotes. Now we just have to plan out a wedding date.

[New Years Revolution]: So you two are engaged now.

DMK:zzz...huh? yeah, now we just have to plan a wedding date...zzz

Kari: So wait, now there are going to be little Tks and Joes running around?

DMK: I dunno...

Kair: 0.o 0.-

My mom has struck again. I can barely see my keyboard because I'm attempting not to cry. Luckily I can touch-type.

Here's what happened...if anyone cares.

DMK:*has cleaned the basement and just got done working out with DDR and is watching FMA*

Mom: Why isn't the basement clean?!

DMK: I cleaned it, I even did an extra good job.

Mom: Did you clean the toilet and the litter box?

DMK: Whoops, did the toilet but not the litter box.

Mom:*starts yelling*

DMK:*attempts to go clean the litter box and has a lot of trouble moving because her legs hurt*

-Manages to clean the litter box and reclean the toilet-

Mom: Clean this cheast off.

DMK: *Is trying to reclean the rug*

Mom: *gets mad and throws the PS2 stuff on the cheast in the garbage*

DMK: *yells up stairs* Dad, can you come down here and help me organize the damned PS2 junk before mom throws it all away.

Dad:*stomps downstairs and throws some of moms stuff out and retrieves the PS2 stuff*

-They start arguing-

Mom: Well you seem to be fine now.

DMK:*attempting to retrieve the rug attachment for the vacum cleaner* I'm not, I just won't give you the satisfaction of seeing me in pain.

Mom: *Starts telling me how I'm worthless*

DMK:*is attempting to not give her mom the satisfaction of seeing her cry*

Dad: *attempting to comfort me without setting her*being mom) off further*

~~~~~

That's been going on all day. First I fail my moves test for the third time, and now I'm being told I'm a worthless piece of shit. X.X
I ahve a migraine, and I need to find someplace where I can cry without giving mom the satisfaction of seeing me cry.