[Dark Mousy the Kaitou]'s diary
Okay, so I woulda cut 1/2 an hour off the first Blair Witch movie, but the ending was so worth it. Very explosive. The ending and the scene in the tent where Heather is apologizing to everyone("...I love you mom...") will haunt me for a good while.
Now the SECOND Blair Witch movie(The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows) was twenty times better than the fist. I can't even describe it, just go out and rent/buy it. THat is, if you can handle it. *cackles evily*
Oh and, be on the look out, the Blair Witch will try to contact you through the movie.
So I was thinking, why do people beilieve the Blair Witch Project and the Blair Witch Files are real. They aren't. They were highly paid actors given a scenario. They were sent to Birkittsville, MD and had to interview the townspeople, within the townspeople were plants that helped move the plot along, then they went into the woods. All the bad things were staged and the three had to improvise from them. They recorded 19 hours of film that was turned into and 1 1/2 hour long movie. The Dossier and the Files were written by authors who liked the flick, kinda like the Star Wars books after the movies.
This isn't to say that I didn't like the movie and the likes, I just realized it was fake. -.-
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People say this is supposed to be a camper classic, or some shit like that. NO WAY! I say. This movie is supposed to be based on pure terror. The actors were afraid, they had no idea what was coming next, and they let their apprehension turn into fear. PURE terror, not that, OMFG axe murderer here to kill me junk that fails to scare me. >.<
All in all, this is a must see, and don't let any anti-horror person(like my mom) tell you it's a piece of junk, if this movie can scare me before I'd even seen it trust me, it's good. ^^ I'm going to see it tomorrow, I'll give you my final opinion on it then.
More randomness!
[Cloud: Excellent a blood-encased keycard.
Barrett: It was a perfectly clean keycard until we came along.
Cloud: Well put, back to the elevator!]
Cloud: That's okay, it gives me a chance to be REALLY cool. EVERYONE IN THE VAN!
Tifa: What about you?
Cloud: I'm going to ride behind you on this sweet motorcycle and bludgeon people with my sword until we encounter a boss battle.
[Sephiroth: Goddamn I'm awesome, everyone is going to think I am the most bad$$ person ever, always, into eternity no matter what else comes along in the future because of just how overpowered and merciless I am.
Kefka (did not really appear at this part of the game): You know, I actually SUCCEED in my goal as a villain, no villain has ever done that other then me, I am a better villain then you.
Sephiroth: The Fanboys don't care about the facts, screw credentials AND past job experience! They only care about how cool I look, how big my sword is, and how much of a bad4$$, MotherF---er I am.]
Sephiroth: Okay, see ya, I'll be over here playing with matches and foreshadowing.
[Percilla: Wassap.
Mr. Dolphin: I'm an animal!
Bottomswell: I'm a boss battle.
Cloud: -throttle- not anymore.]
Cloud: Yeah, except for all the weird black critters skulking about. I'm going to wander about town and retrace my steps to progress the plot.
Tifa: Cool, I'll be wandering about being expendable.
Cloud: -Molests coffins-
Vincent: I'm a vampire/demon/
[Cloud: NOOOOO! AERIS!! You sonofabich! We were gonna have babies!!
Sephiroth: Hehehe, I stabbed her in the uterus.
Cloud: I'll kill you!
Sephiroth: Not yet, but as a lovely parting gift you can fight our mom! To Aeris' Theme no less, brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
Jenova Life: Hehehe, I'm ironic.
Cloud: -Unlifes her!-]
Barrett: let us stomp and all cluster around Tifa for body heat!
Tifa: STOP touching my BOOBs.
Barrett: I can't not touch them they consume the whole frame.
[Rufus: -straps Tifa into a chair in the gas chamber- I like bondage!
Heidigger: Beg for Mercy you hugely-busted worm, as we seal you away in a complicated death trap and walk away insuring that you will find a way to escape and foil our plans, which we will tell you beforehand.
Rufus: I love our building designers, you'd think they'd leave the valve to shut off the gas outside the chamber so we can turn it on safely.]
Cloud: -Encourages inbreeding!-
Gold Chocobo: ...-Trama- My half-sister is my mom...
Cloud: Check out this really long summon sequence I found, this will really come in handy.
Team: -Falls asleep half-way through it-
[Elevator Guy: Wanna ride the elevator?
Cloud and Barrett: Are there stairs by any chance?
Red 13: -glares at them- Yes, we want to ride the elevator! -The team rides the elevator up.-]
Cloud: Hehehe, I stabbed him in the uterus.
Red 13: Men don't have u--
Cid: Let him have his victory!
Boy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: No
Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: Not really
Boy: Do you want me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you live for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: No way
Boy: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Girl: My life
*The boy runs away in shock and pain and the girl runs after him and says...*
Girl: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
Boy:wow.
*the girl puts a finger on his lips*
Girl: shh...don't speak.
*and then they kiss*
END
AWWW! Dakara Kawaii!!^^ from[DINOSAURUS;;] I told you HE was a SHE!
For anyone who wants a good cardio/arobic workout I came up with this to help me with my kickboxing:
Jog in place-16 counts
March-16
Toe tap-16
Toe Tap jab-16
Toe tap punch-16
TT cross jab-16
TT headblock-16
TT cross punch-16
R hand stance-jab for eight
Switch left hand stance jab for 8
R hand jab-8
Switch L hand jab-8
Front kick R
Side kick L
Front kick R
Side kick L
Knee strike R
Knee strike L
Punch R
Punch L
Cross punch R
Cross punch L
Front kick L
Side kick R
Front kick L
Side kick R
Knee Strike L
Knee Strike R
Punch L
Punch R
Cross Punch L
Cross punch R
Front kick R
Side kick L
Front kick R
Side kick L
Knee strike R
Knee strike L
Punch R
Punch L
Cross punch R
Cross punch L
Front kick L
Side kick R
Front kick L
Side kick R
Knee Strike L
Knee Strike R
Punch L
Punch R
Cross Punch L
Cross punch R
Attack Front- Left knee strike
Right lead front kick
Hitch kick
Double back fist-back opponent
Two back kicks
Pivot face back
Powerful 123 Jab/Cross/Jab punches
Attack Front- Left knee strike
Right lead front kick
Hitch kick
Double back fist-back opponent
Two back kicks
Pivot face back
Powerful 123 Jab/Cross/Jab punches( this can also be done on its own, do it across a room and back again)
Jog in place-16
March-16
Toe tap-16
Toe Tap jab-16
Toe tap punch-16
TT cross jab-16
TT headblock-16
TT cross punch-16
Please remember that you should always stretch before and after a workout. Wouldn't want you to pull a muscle.^^
*10 Commandments of a Teenager*
1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. (why wait?)
2--thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6--thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7--thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8--thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9--thou shall not think about having sex.
(as Jazzy says just do it)
10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. (just leave them in the middle)
Written about Sunday 2005-06-26
Written: (7089 days ago)
0.o Anyways back from Space/Aviation camp. Going to Aviation camp again next year. Sorry UO it only goes to eighteen, hey, eventually you could be a team leader. 0.0 We'll have to settle for just Katsu...You ARE going to that, roight?
So, I'm in Huntsville...n
"He also said that he's having lots of fun and...has...fi
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DMK: I can't find my pen.
Dad:*searches the room while DMK surf the net*
DMK: I found my pen. *pulls it out of her pocket*
Christ! Dad's mad at me because I talk on site's like Elftown! He should talk, I get my bad habits from him!!!
[alkabong8888]
stupid instructions
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...somethin
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
1. I used to eat natural foods, until I realized most people die of natural causes.
2. The easiest way to find something around the house, is to buy a replacement.
3. Never take life seriously, Nobody gets out alive anyway.
4. There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick, and the dead.
5. Life is sexually transmitted.
6. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
7. Health is merely the slowest rate at which anyone can die.
8. The only difference between a rut and a grave, is the depth.
9. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, sitting in the hospital dying of nothing.
10. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
11. How is it a match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Written about Friday 2005-06-10
Written: (7106 days ago)
28 Ways to make a girl smile...
1. Tell her you think she’s beautiful, not hot or fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if it’s just for a second
3. Kiss her every time you get a chance
4. Whisper sweet things in her ear
5. Always tell her you love her, at any and all times.
6. When she’s upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most
8. Call her baby or sweetie or something cute like that
9. Sing to her, no matter how horrible your voice is
10. Pick her over your guy friends, and especially girl friends
11. Write her notes, she LOVES them
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your GIRLFRIEND
13. Play with her hair
14. be playful with her. Wrestle. Tickle her.
15. Sit in the park and talk to her
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes
17. Call her just to say you missed her
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms
19. Carve your names into a tree
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her
21. Make her feel like a princess
22. Buy her little things … like candy … bears
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants
25. Look her into the eyes
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing
27. Kiss her in the rain
28. If you're in love with her, tell her
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THIS IS SOOOOOOO SWEET & SOOOO TRUE N ALL!
Think about this... You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would
die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they
want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if
they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes
from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a
look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you
want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,
probably,
sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget
about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will
feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that
they are great.
taken from [xx..I dream in darkness..xx]
Oh yeah, the very first serious Capcom RPG is currently in my PS2! Megaman X Command mission. I bought the strategy guide because I have a bad history with RPGs...but man this was no Squaresoft...e
I also picked up Bloodrayne...-
Kari's Best of Jokes:
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[‘Just say no to them, and maybe they’ll leave me alone...’ Seto thought as he just stood in the middle of the room.
“Hey, have you seen episode 41?” a boy asked.
“No.”
“Episode 56?”
“No”
“Episode 425?”
“No”
“What’s your name?”
“No.”
“Why’d your mother name you that?”
“No.”
“Do you hate me?”
“No.”
“Are you a guy?”
“No.” The whole room fell silent. Everyone stared at Seto.
“No?”
“Shut up” the boy walked away and went over to another crowd of Star Trek lovers. ‘I need a new word to say to them’ Seto thought to himself.]
“Yo! My people!” everyone in the lunch room turned to Kita who was standing on the lunch table that the YGO gang were currently sitting at.
“Today I’m gonna teach you Japanese losers how to have an American break dance!” at that, Kita started doing flips and twisting on her back on the lunch table. Some people stared, and others clapped. Mokuba turned to Seto.
“Does she always do this?”
“Only on Tuesdays.” Now the whole lunch room was clapping and yelling out Kita’s name. Kita had her arms out and was nodding her head.
“Thank you! And for my next trick” Kita grabbed some of the mystery surprise food and dumped it down Tea’s shirt. Tea jumped up, screamed, and ran away. A devilish smile came on to Kita’s face.
“Good thing I put that silly goo trail right into the bathroom so she’ll fall face first into the bathroom water.” A big splash was heard coming from the girl’s bathroom. Now everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, clapped.
“Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here on Wedenesday!” Kita yelled out taking a bow.
Juno: Damnit! I want my photocopies! Photocopy damnit!
Photocopier: out of paper in tray two.
Juno: No wyou're just making stuff up! There's tons of paper in there!
Photocopier: uhh..paper jam?
Juno:*royally pissed*
Office Dude1: So the gorilla says to the priest: That's not MY bycicle.
OD2: haha! Hiliarious!
Juno:*destroys the photocopier* Haha! *sweatdrops* I dun wanna spread office rumors...but uhh...I think somone vaporized the photocopier...
*walks oway*
OD2: I'm not firing her. You fire her.
let's see. The dance...
First it was hard to get dancing I was just kinda moving, that is until they dimmed the lights! Then it seriously got going. First it was just us girls grinding. Then I saw my friend Katie and got four guys from ehr school to dance with me. After that I just danced with Hikari.
Then, I got bored, so....I started going through the DJ's CDs, picked up LP's Reanimation and was like "Number 14 please!" which is, of course. Runaway. Not long after a guy walks up and starts grinding with me. So I danced to that one. They even played MC Hammer's "Can't Touch this" Which I sang along to while I got down and dirty.^^(Christina Agulera eat your 'r' out)
Then came the slow down AKA the last thrity minutes. So I started going crazy with the dancing, a lot of thrusting of my hips and stuff. Eventually I had a bunch of guys just dancing or grinding with me. One time I was grinding and the entire dance hall turned around and started watching and cheering. The girls were having fun getting their B/fs to dance with me and taking our pics.^^
Looks like I sorta took over as a lot of people were watching me, either jeering or cheering. Either way I didn't care I was just there to 'get low'.
Written about Saturday 2005-04-16
Written: (7161 days ago)
W00t! I went to this dance tonight and it was awesome. First no one would dance they were all nervous and stuff so I started dancing(okay so it wasn't exactly appropriate dancing, but hey) andyways I get my BFF and her brother to start dancing with me. Soon most of the girls from my school were basically grinding together in a big group. Suddenly everyone else starts dancing. Then the guys join in. Later a bunch of girls from another school started dancing around me saying "Go Kitty! Go Kitty!" because of my hat. Then the third time they did this I started to get some of the guys fromt ehir school(the shy ones of course) to dance with me. I even got my BFFs brother to slow dance with me. I wasn't going to let anyone get away without dancing to at least one song.
My fav was 1985. I had an even bigger group around me. 0.o people really liked dancing around or with me for some reason. By the end of the night most people were calling me Kitty.
Lol! During the last song five girls were together(me included) and we all started grinding( we're in eigth grade what do you expect Xp?) anyways there was this one part where me and another girl got down low and started thrusting our hips forward while the other three danced above us, I swear even the chaperones where drooling. hehe! It's true about catholic schoolgirls, we only look so sweet and innocent.
Whoah... I never expected this to happen. It's going to be interesting to explain this, but since none of you know me I don't have to be choosy with my words. On eof our small class of 18 students was expelled today. His name was Scotty.
He was expelled for 'innapropriate behavior'. In other words he opened his pants and encouraged the girls to touch him. Yeah, even me. So anyways one of the seventh grade girls final complained to the principal. All the eigth grade girls got called to teh office to tell the story.
Well I didn't want to be the one to expell Scotty so I was pretty elusive. I told the truth, just not the whole truth. So anyways someone finally fessed up(I know who too grr...) and we're all in trouble for not exposing the sexual harrasment before. Scotty has, of course, been expelled.
So why am I saluting him? Because exect for this one thing Scotty was an awesome guy and I good friend. I really will miss him, and I wish him the best of luck.
screw conformity...
Written about Monday 2005-04-04
Written: (7172 days ago)
That's right, Ladies and gentlemen, Craig Ratterree has jsut won his first international competition. LOVE HIM DAMNIT!
Cheers.^^
DMK
BTW Craig's the taller one.