from [SLUT PUPPY]

a hug is a hug a kiss is a kiss
but when its gone thats what youll miss
a fight is a fight a dream is a dream
but when its done youll just wanna scream
the fire burns out
a tear rolls from your eye
you wanna scream and shout
but all you can do is cry
the hand you held all those years
is the one that brought you all the tears
you wonder why he had to go
does he think life is like a big show
why everything has to go by so fast
now you no why this never did last
a hug is a hug and a kiss is a kiss
but when its gone thats what you will miss
a fight is a fight a dream is a dream
but when its done youll just wanna scream



I sit in the park where I dwell, For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free. I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her that he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed,
Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night,
He looked at me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep.
Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top put a dove.
And remember this,
I died for love...

So I've decided, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights wasn't that abd of a movie. In fact it was hotter than the original Dirty Dancing. *fangirl swoon* Patrick Swayze..*_*...
Anyways, away from my sexual crisis(JUST KIDDING!) Adding Patrick Swayze to the second Dirty Dancing jsut plain hurt. I mean really, think about all the fans of the original!

In conclusion, DD:Havana Nights was a sequal that wasn't supposed to be a sequal and ultimately did better than the original even though it sucked worse than the original.^^

CIAO!

I was 3 ft from a hit and run about half an hour ago. I gave a car description to the police, it was a four door dark green sedan, VA tags(wasn't DC, not enough red, wasn't vanity, I know all the local vanity tag designs for DC, VA, and MD, wasn't MD, no yellow or orange) Looked like a Geo Prism a 93-97 model, it went about 60 MPH when it hit the Silver sedan(the silver one was a VW I think, but I was too shaken up to look at the car even though I was standing next to it for like 10 minutes)The front end of the green sedan was totaled. I coulda gotten the lisence number if the green sedan was going just a bit slower and I wasn't so shocked. 0.0 -.-

29 things Girlz want Guyz to know(most important ones in bold)





1. We WANT to be hugged





2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.





3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES





4. Don't take us for granted.





5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.





6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!





7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.





8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.





9. WE DON'T CARE HOW SEXY YOUR EX WAS...





10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!





11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes bc we love you.





12. Its not our job to make all the plans.





13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.





14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.





15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.





16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.





17. Stuart Townsend IS hot, so get over it.





18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)





19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.





20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!





21. The "little things" are really the biggest things





22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".





23. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.





24. We're sensitive.....TALK TO US!!





25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.





26. DON'T lie to us...EVER.





27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.





28. Hold our hand.





29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.

Ugh! Guess what I did today! I dislocated then relocated my arm within the course of a few seconds.^^
See I was doing a charlotte (http://home.snafu.de/eberl/knowledge/fsmoves/charlotte-spiral_cohen_sasha_usa_jwm00_qb_d_tino_eberl.jpg) and I got stuck on an outside edge, so I fell popping my left arm out of its socket, and rolled at about the same time popping it back in. -.- The pain really hurts, but not as bad as it did several hours ago. I was taken to the Chiropractor almost immediatly, I should be fine.^^

Okay, so I woulda cut 1/2 an hour off the first Blair Witch movie, but the ending was so worth it. Very explosive. The ending and the scene in the tent where Heather is apologizing to everyone("...I love you mom...") will haunt me for a good while.
Now the SECOND Blair Witch movie(The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows) was twenty times better than the fist. I can't even describe it, just go out and rent/buy it. THat is, if you can handle it. *cackles evily*
Oh and, be on the look out, the Blair Witch will try to contact you through the movie.

So I was thinking, why do people beilieve the Blair Witch Project and the Blair Witch Files are real. They aren't. They were highly paid actors given a scenario. They were sent to Birkittsville, MD and had to interview the townspeople, within the townspeople were plants that helped move the plot along, then they went into the woods. All the bad things were staged and the three had to improvise from them. They recorded 19 hours of film that was turned into and 1 1/2 hour long movie. The Dossier and the Files were written by authors who liked the flick, kinda like the Star Wars books after the movies.

This isn't to say that I didn't like the movie and the likes, I just realized it was fake. -.-

www.blairwitch.com  -offcial movie site

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/blair.htm

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/int/1999/07/13/witch_actor/

People say this is supposed to be a camper classic, or some shit like that. NO WAY! I say. This movie is supposed to be based on pure terror. The actors were afraid, they had no idea what was coming next, and they let their apprehension turn into fear. PURE terror, not that, OMFG axe murderer here to kill me junk that fails to scare me. >.<

All in all, this is a must see, and don't let any anti-horror person(like my mom) tell you it's a piece of junk, if this movie can scare me before I'd even seen it trust me, it's good. ^^ I'm going to see it tomorrow, I'll give you my final opinion on it then.

More randomness!

[Cloud: Excellent a blood-encased keycard.

Barrett: It was a perfectly clean keycard until we came along.

Cloud: Well put, back to the elevator!]

Cloud: That's okay, it gives me a chance to be REALLY cool. EVERYONE IN THE VAN!

Tifa: What about you?

Cloud: I'm going to ride behind you on this sweet motorcycle and bludgeon people with my sword until we encounter a boss battle.

[Sephiroth: Goddamn I'm awesome, everyone is going to think I am the most bad$$ person ever, always, into eternity no matter what else comes along in the future because of just how overpowered and merciless I am.

Kefka (did not really appear at this part of the game): You know, I actually SUCCEED in my goal as a villain, no villain has ever done that other then me, I am a better villain then you.

Sephiroth: The Fanboys don't care about the facts, screw credentials AND past job experience! They only care about how cool I look, how big my sword is, and how much of a bad4$$, MotherF---er I am.]

Sephiroth: Okay, see ya, I'll be over here playing with matches and foreshadowing.

[Percilla: Wassap.

Mr. Dolphin: I'm an animal!

Bottomswell: I'm a boss battle.

Cloud: -throttle- not anymore.]

Cloud: Yeah, except for all the weird black critters skulking about. I'm going to wander about town and retrace my steps to progress the plot.

Tifa: Cool, I'll be wandering about being expendable.

Cloud: -Molests coffins-

Vincent: I'm a vampire/demon/guy, I'm going to join your party, lament over lost love and be generally angsty goth the whole game.

[Cloud: NOOOOO! AERIS!! You sonofabich! We were gonna have babies!!

Sephiroth: Hehehe, I stabbed her in the uterus.

Cloud: I'll kill you!

Sephiroth: Not yet, but as a lovely parting gift you can fight our mom! To Aeris' Theme no less, brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Jenova Life: Hehehe, I'm ironic.

Cloud: -Unlifes her!-]

Barrett: let us stomp and all cluster around Tifa for body heat!

Tifa: STOP touching my BOOBs.

Barrett: I can't not touch them they consume the whole frame.

[Rufus: -straps Tifa into a chair in the gas chamber- I like bondage!

Heidigger: Beg for Mercy you hugely-busted worm, as we seal you away in a complicated death trap and walk away insuring that you will find a way to escape and foil our plans, which we will tell you beforehand.

Rufus: I love our building designers, you'd think they'd leave the valve to shut off the gas outside the chamber so we can turn it on safely.]

Cloud: -Encourages inbreeding!-

Gold Chocobo: ...-Trama- My half-sister is my mom...

Cloud: Check out this really long summon sequence I found, this will really come in handy.

Team: -Falls asleep half-way through it-

[Elevator Guy: Wanna ride the elevator?

Cloud and Barrett: Are there stairs by any chance?

Red 13: -glares at them- Yes, we want to ride the elevator! -The team rides the elevator up.-]

Cloud: Hehehe, I stabbed him in the uterus.

Red 13: Men don't have u--

Cid: Let him have his victory!

Boy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: No
Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: Not really
Boy: Do you want me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you live for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: No way
Boy: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Girl: My life
*The boy runs away in shock and pain and the girl runs after him and says...*
Girl: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
Boy:wow.
*the girl puts a finger on his lips*
Girl: shh...don't speak.
*and then they kiss*

  END

AWWW! Dakara Kawaii!!^^ from[DINOSAURUS;;] I told you HE was a SHE!

For anyone who wants a good cardio/arobic workout I came up with this to help me with my kickboxing:

Jog in place-16 counts
March-16
Toe tap-16
Toe Tap jab-16
Toe tap punch-16
TT cross jab-16
TT headblock-16
TT cross punch-16

R hand stance-jab for eight

Switch left hand stance jab for 8

R hand jab-8
Switch L hand jab-8

Front kick R
Side kick L
Front kick R
Side kick L
Knee strike R
Knee strike L
Punch R
Punch L
Cross punch R
Cross punch L
Front kick L
Side kick R
Front kick L
Side kick R
Knee Strike L
Knee Strike R
Punch L
Punch R
Cross Punch L
Cross punch R
Front kick R
Side kick L
Front kick R
Side kick L
Knee strike R
Knee strike L
Punch R
Punch L
Cross punch R
Cross punch L
Front kick L
Side kick R
Front kick L
Side kick R
Knee Strike L
Knee Strike R
Punch L
Punch R
Cross Punch L
Cross punch R

Attack Front- Left knee strike
Right lead front kick
Hitch kick
Double back fist-back opponent
Two back kicks
Pivot face back
Powerful 123 Jab/Cross/Jab punches
Attack Front- Left knee strike
Right lead front kick
Hitch kick
Double back fist-back opponent
Two back kicks
Pivot face back
Powerful 123 Jab/Cross/Jab punches( this can also be done on its own, do it across a room and back again)

Jog in place-16
March-16
Toe tap-16
Toe Tap jab-16
Toe tap punch-16
TT cross jab-16
TT headblock-16
TT cross punch-16

Please remember that you should always stretch before and after a workout. Wouldn't want you to pull a muscle.^^

*10 Commandments of a Teenager*
1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. (why wait?)





2--thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)





3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)





4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)





5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)





6--thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)





7--thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)





8--thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)





9--thou shall not think about having sex.
(as Jazzy says just do it)





10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. (just leave them in the middle)

0.o Anyways back from Space/Aviation camp. Going to Aviation camp again next year. Sorry UO it only goes to eighteen, hey, eventually you could be a team leader. 0.0 We'll have to settle for just Katsu...You ARE going to that, roight?

So, I'm in Huntsville...not much to do until tomorrow when I once again become a spaviator and earn my wings once again. This will be my second set. Ph34r me.^^ Maybe more later before I have to leave offcially for camp.


"He also said that he's having lots of fun and...has...figured...out...the...curcumferance
...of...a........moose?"

DMK: I can't find my pen.

Dad:*searches the room while DMK surf the net*

DMK: I found my pen. *pulls it out of her pocket*


Christ! Dad's mad at me because I talk on site's like Elftown! He should talk, I get my bad habits from him!!!

[alkabong8888]

stupid instructions





On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)





On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)





On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)





On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)





On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)





On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)





On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)





On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)





On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)





On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)





On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)





On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)





On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)





On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)









1. I used to eat natural foods, until I realized most people die of natural causes.



2. The easiest way to find something around the house, is to buy a replacement.



3. Never take life seriously, Nobody gets out alive anyway.



4. There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick, and the dead.



5. Life is sexually transmitted.



6. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.



7. Health is merely the slowest rate at which anyone can die.



8. The only difference between a rut and a grave, is the depth.



9. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, sitting in the hospital dying of nothing.



10. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.



11. How is it a match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

28 Ways to make a girl smile...






1. Tell her you think she’s beautiful, not hot or fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if it’s just for a second
3. Kiss her every time you get a chance
4. Whisper sweet things in her ear
5. Always tell her you love her, at any and all times.
6. When she’s upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most
8. Call her baby or sweetie or something cute like that
9. Sing to her, no matter how horrible your voice is
10. Pick her over your guy friends, and especially girl friends
11. Write her notes, she LOVES them
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your GIRLFRIEND
13. Play with her hair
14. be playful with her. Wrestle. Tickle her.
15. Sit in the park and talk to her
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes
17. Call her just to say you missed her
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms
19. Carve your names into a tree
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her
21. Make her feel like a princess
22. Buy her little things … like candy … bears
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants
25. Look her into the eyes
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing
27. Kiss her in the rain
28. If you're in love with her, tell her
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THIS IS SOOOOOOO SWEET & SOOOO TRUE N ALL!
Think about this... You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would
die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they
want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if
they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes
from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a
look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you
want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,
probably,
sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget
about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will
feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that
they are great.


taken from [xx..I dream in darkness..xx]

Oh yeah, the very first serious Capcom RPG is currently in my PS2! Megaman X Command mission. I bought the strategy guide because I have a bad history with RPGs...but man this was no Squaresoft...err Enix game, it skips right over the searching and dives deep into the action and the strategy, couple that with my fav Meg X characters and you got my type of game!

I also picked up Bloodrayne...-._-.