Teh Hierarchy after I dominate the World.

Dictator: Me, Myself, and I
My queen: [filleflute]
Husband: Probably Hyde
My Advisor: Annie( currently searching for a hot bi guy for her)
My jester: Christina
My body guard: Emily-chan
My cool thing who get to play video games: Katie Jurison

Concubines:
Assasin/ninja: Letitia

Non negotiable position of concubines:
[Smoke669]
[unhealthy obsession]

Highly slaves:
[alkabong8888]

Lowly slaves:
Dominic


positions still open BTW

I shall now impress you mortals with my genius...

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...eh, why bother talking to people of inferior intelligence anyways?

DMK:*finishes watching "The Tape"*

Phone:*rings and DMK answers* Seven Days...

DMK:*watches it again*

Phone:*rings* Seven Days...

DMK:*watches it AGAIN*

Phone:*rings* STOP WATCHING MY FUCKING TAPE!

Randy: So did Panama work the first time?

Dirk: no, not really.

Al: I lost my hat...TT.TT

--
Admiral:*listening to the dial tone* He pulled a Panama. *to the bridge crew* He pulled a Panama!

from [SLUT PUPPY]

a hug is a hug a kiss is a kiss
but when its gone thats what youll miss
a fight is a fight a dream is a dream
but when its done youll just wanna scream
the fire burns out
a tear rolls from your eye
you wanna scream and shout
but all you can do is cry
the hand you held all those years
is the one that brought you all the tears
you wonder why he had to go
does he think life is like a big show
why everything has to go by so fast
now you no why this never did last
a hug is a hug and a kiss is a kiss
but when its gone thats what you will miss
a fight is a fight a dream is a dream
but when its done youll just wanna scream



I sit in the park where I dwell, For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free. I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her that he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed,
Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night,
He looked at me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep.
Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top put a dove.
And remember this,
I died for love...

So I've decided, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights wasn't that abd of a movie. In fact it was hotter than the original Dirty Dancing. *fangirl swoon* Patrick Swayze..*_*...
Anyways, away from my sexual crisis(JUST KIDDING!) Adding Patrick Swayze to the second Dirty Dancing jsut plain hurt. I mean really, think about all the fans of the original!

In conclusion, DD:Havana Nights was a sequal that wasn't supposed to be a sequal and ultimately did better than the original even though it sucked worse than the original.^^

CIAO!

I was 3 ft from a hit and run about half an hour ago. I gave a car description to the police, it was a four door dark green sedan, VA tags(wasn't DC, not enough red, wasn't vanity, I know all the local vanity tag designs for DC, VA, and MD, wasn't MD, no yellow or orange) Looked like a Geo Prism a 93-97 model, it went about 60 MPH when it hit the Silver sedan(the silver one was a VW I think, but I was too shaken up to look at the car even though I was standing next to it for like 10 minutes)The front end of the green sedan was totaled. I coulda gotten the lisence number if the green sedan was going just a bit slower and I wasn't so shocked. 0.0 -.-

29 things Girlz want Guyz to know(most important ones in bold)





1. We WANT to be hugged





2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.





3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES





4. Don't take us for granted.





5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.





6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!





7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.





8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.





9. WE DON'T CARE HOW SEXY YOUR EX WAS...





10. We absolutely do NOT care about how hot you think other girls are.... even if were NOT going out with you!!!





11. Even though you almost never are, we'll PRETEND that you're right sometimes bc we love you.





12. Its not our job to make all the plans.





13. We understand that size doesn't ALWAYS matter.





14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.





15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.





16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.





17. Stuart Townsend IS hot, so get over it.





18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)





19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.





20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!





21. The "little things" are really the biggest things





22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".





23. Don't chain smoke and expect us to kiss you before the breath mint or gum, its gross beyond words.





24. We're sensitive.....TALK TO US!!





25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.





26. DON'T lie to us...EVER.





27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.





28. Hold our hand.





29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.

Ugh! Guess what I did today! I dislocated then relocated my arm within the course of a few seconds.^^
See I was doing a charlotte (http://home.snafu.de/eberl/knowledge/fsmoves/charlotte-spiral_cohen_sasha_usa_jwm00_qb_d_tino_eberl.jpg) and I got stuck on an outside edge, so I fell popping my left arm out of its socket, and rolled at about the same time popping it back in. -.- The pain really hurts, but not as bad as it did several hours ago. I was taken to the Chiropractor almost immediatly, I should be fine.^^

Okay, so I woulda cut 1/2 an hour off the first Blair Witch movie, but the ending was so worth it. Very explosive. The ending and the scene in the tent where Heather is apologizing to everyone("...I love you mom...") will haunt me for a good while.
Now the SECOND Blair Witch movie(The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows) was twenty times better than the fist. I can't even describe it, just go out and rent/buy it. THat is, if you can handle it. *cackles evily*
Oh and, be on the look out, the Blair Witch will try to contact you through the movie.

So I was thinking, why do people beilieve the Blair Witch Project and the Blair Witch Files are real. They aren't. They were highly paid actors given a scenario. They were sent to Birkittsville, MD and had to interview the townspeople, within the townspeople were plants that helped move the plot along, then they went into the woods. All the bad things were staged and the three had to improvise from them. They recorded 19 hours of film that was turned into and 1 1/2 hour long movie. The Dossier and the Files were written by authors who liked the flick, kinda like the Star Wars books after the movies.

This isn't to say that I didn't like the movie and the likes, I just realized it was fake. -.-

www.blairwitch.com  -offcial movie site

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/ghosts/blair.htm

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/int/1999/07/13/witch_actor/

People say this is supposed to be a camper classic, or some shit like that. NO WAY! I say. This movie is supposed to be based on pure terror. The actors were afraid, they had no idea what was coming next, and they let their apprehension turn into fear. PURE terror, not that, OMFG axe murderer here to kill me junk that fails to scare me. >.<

All in all, this is a must see, and don't let any anti-horror person(like my mom) tell you it's a piece of junk, if this movie can scare me before I'd even seen it trust me, it's good. ^^ I'm going to see it tomorrow, I'll give you my final opinion on it then.

More randomness!

[Cloud: Excellent a blood-encased keycard.

Barrett: It was a perfectly clean keycard until we came along.

Cloud: Well put, back to the elevator!]

Cloud: That's okay, it gives me a chance to be REALLY cool. EVERYONE IN THE VAN!

Tifa: What about you?

Cloud: I'm going to ride behind you on this sweet motorcycle and bludgeon people with my sword until we encounter a boss battle.

[Sephiroth: Goddamn I'm awesome, everyone is going to think I am the most bad$$ person ever, always, into eternity no matter what else comes along in the future because of just how overpowered and merciless I am.

Kefka (did not really appear at this part of the game): You know, I actually SUCCEED in my goal as a villain, no villain has ever done that other then me, I am a better villain then you.

Sephiroth: The Fanboys don't care about the facts, screw credentials AND past job experience! They only care about how cool I look, how big my sword is, and how much of a bad4$$, MotherF---er I am.]

Sephiroth: Okay, see ya, I'll be over here playing with matches and foreshadowing.

[Percilla: Wassap.

Mr. Dolphin: I'm an animal!

Bottomswell: I'm a boss battle.

Cloud: -throttle- not anymore.]

Cloud: Yeah, except for all the weird black critters skulking about. I'm going to wander about town and retrace my steps to progress the plot.

Tifa: Cool, I'll be wandering about being expendable.

Cloud: -Molests coffins-

Vincent: I'm a vampire/demon/guy, I'm going to join your party, lament over lost love and be generally angsty goth the whole game.

[Cloud: NOOOOO! AERIS!! You sonofabich! We were gonna have babies!!

Sephiroth: Hehehe, I stabbed her in the uterus.

Cloud: I'll kill you!

Sephiroth: Not yet, but as a lovely parting gift you can fight our mom! To Aeris' Theme no less, brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Jenova Life: Hehehe, I'm ironic.

Cloud: -Unlifes her!-]

Barrett: let us stomp and all cluster around Tifa for body heat!

Tifa: STOP touching my BOOBs.

Barrett: I can't not touch them they consume the whole frame.

[Rufus: -straps Tifa into a chair in the gas chamber- I like bondage!

Heidigger: Beg for Mercy you hugely-busted worm, as we seal you away in a complicated death trap and walk away insuring that you will find a way to escape and foil our plans, which we will tell you beforehand.

Rufus: I love our building designers, you'd think they'd leave the valve to shut off the gas outside the chamber so we can turn it on safely.]

Cloud: -Encourages inbreeding!-

Gold Chocobo: ...-Trama- My half-sister is my mom...

Cloud: Check out this really long summon sequence I found, this will really come in handy.

Team: -Falls asleep half-way through it-

[Elevator Guy: Wanna ride the elevator?

Cloud and Barrett: Are there stairs by any chance?

Red 13: -glares at them- Yes, we want to ride the elevator! -The team rides the elevator up.-]

Cloud: Hehehe, I stabbed him in the uterus.

Red 13: Men don't have u--

Cid: Let him have his victory!

Boy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: No
Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: Not really
Boy: Do you want me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you live for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: No way
Boy: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Girl: My life
*The boy runs away in shock and pain and the girl runs after him and says...*
Girl: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
Boy:wow.
*the girl puts a finger on his lips*
Girl: shh...don't speak.
*and then they kiss*

  END

AWWW! Dakara Kawaii!!^^ from[DINOSAURUS;;] I told you HE was a SHE!

For anyone who wants a good cardio/arobic workout I came up with this to help me with my kickboxing:

Jog in place-16 counts
March-16
Toe tap-16
Toe Tap jab-16
Toe tap punch-16
TT cross jab-16
TT headblock-16
TT cross punch-16

R hand stance-jab for eight

Switch left hand stance jab for 8

R hand jab-8
Switch L hand jab-8

Front kick R
Side kick L
Front kick R
Side kick L
Knee strike R
Knee strike L
Punch R
Punch L
Cross punch R
Cross punch L
Front kick L
Side kick R
Front kick L
Side kick R
Knee Strike L
Knee Strike R
Punch L
Punch R
Cross Punch L
Cross punch R
Front kick R
Side kick L
Front kick R
Side kick L
Knee strike R
Knee strike L
Punch R
Punch L
Cross punch R
Cross punch L
Front kick L
Side kick R
Front kick L
Side kick R
Knee Strike L
Knee Strike R
Punch L
Punch R
Cross Punch L
Cross punch R

Attack Front- Left knee strike
Right lead front kick
Hitch kick
Double back fist-back opponent
Two back kicks
Pivot face back
Powerful 123 Jab/Cross/Jab punches
Attack Front- Left knee strike
Right lead front kick
Hitch kick
Double back fist-back opponent
Two back kicks
Pivot face back
Powerful 123 Jab/Cross/Jab punches( this can also be done on its own, do it across a room and back again)

Jog in place-16
March-16
Toe tap-16
Toe Tap jab-16
Toe tap punch-16
TT cross jab-16
TT headblock-16
TT cross punch-16

Please remember that you should always stretch before and after a workout. Wouldn't want you to pull a muscle.^^