U.S. Marine Corp Rules for Gun Fighting:
1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Your life is expensive.
3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.
4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.
5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)
6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.
7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.
9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.
9.5 Use a gun that works EVERY TIME.
10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. Have a plan.
13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.
14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect Your Ass.
16. Don't drop your guard.
17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.
18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust, everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).
19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.
21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone and everything you meet and see.
22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.
24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a ".4"
Navy Rules to Gun Fighting:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Send in the Marines.
3. Drink Coffee.
4. Play with your Inflatable Doll.
Army Rules to Gun Fighting:
1. Go Back to Sleep.
2. Send in the Marines.
3. Wake up and have a Cup of Coffee.
4. Tell the General the Enemy Retreated and Couldn't be Found.
Air Force Rules to Gun Fighting:
1. Blow the shit out of everything on the ground.
2. Send in the Marines to kill what’s left.
3. Have a Cup of Coffee and wait for the Marine Recon Report.
4. Take ALL the Credit.
"THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS... is over 225 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a Bomb Crater, Our Mother was an M-16 & Our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Marine by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!"
[whocares287]
So here's my conspiracy theory. I believe that the creaters of Kingdom Hearts kinda felt bad about killing Zexion before he even got to debut in Kingdom Hearts II, I mean we killed him in Chain of Memories, poor guy didn't even get his own weapon design. So I think that FFvsXIII will be their chance to redeem themselves with the smezziest org member besides Axel(in my world Zexion is smexier than Axel, but that's because he's more mature than Axel and I go for guys that err on the side of maturity). Anyways I think that the main character in FFVsXIII( if you haven't seen it there are some screenshots on the net but the E3 trailer hasn't been put up yet, but don't worry this game is for PS3 and won't come out til late 2007 or early 2008) is either Zexion or a Zexion look-alike. I mean really, that totally has to be Zexion!
And I think because of the XIII in the org name and the new FF name, and because almost all of the Square Enix characters in Kingdom Hearts(besides Sora, Kairi, and Ansem(and right now the org members including Roxas and Namine(<--who technically isn't and org member)) Belong to some FF game, FFvsXIII will be the game with the org members in it. (I didn't mention Riku because he's based loosely off of Rikku from FFX and X-2.)
Anyways this is probably mostly wishful thinking by a Zexion fangirl( played Reverse Rebirth twice and am aiming for a third time just because of him), but here's to hoping.
Now I should totally be getting back to my novel...-.- Damn you Zexion.(prounouced Zekushion in Japan, which I like better than Zexion).
Help me help Athena win this age, or don't...
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Okay, so recently I've been bored and drinking a lot of coke, so I put two and two together and got a shoe...j/k. Actually I joined the coke reward program thingy...anywa
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Help me help Athena defeat Hera..or don't...pick a god, create a city and conquer the world!^^
IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
Put it on shuffle.
Press play.
For every question type the song that's playing.
When you go to a new question press the next button.
Ready? GO!
Opening Credits:
Don't Bother-Shakira
Waking Up:
The Rage Beat_zoom mix-Gravitatio
Falling In Love:
The Devil's Trill-Yami no Metsuei TV OST
Fight Scene:
Playing with the big boys now-The Prince of Egypt OST
Breaking Up:
Pussycatpurr-V
Make-up:
Allay Pain[Half Pain-piano]-Witch Hunter Robin OST
Secret Love:
Candy Man-(Don't know the artist)
Life's Okay:
Aura evil ver-Kajiura Yuki .hack//EXTRA OST
Mental Breakdown:
Sky-Bennie K Japana-rhythm
Driving:
Hilf mir- Rammstein Rosenrot
Flashbacks:
Sanagi~theme from xxxHolic the movie-Suga Shikao
Happy Dance:
Dreamship- Ikuta Aiko
Regretting:
Love me[The Hong Kong knife]-Yami no Metsuei TV OST
Long Night Alone:
Underwater March-Klaus Badlet Pirates of the Caribbean OST
Final Battle:
Duvet-Serial Experiments Lain TV OST
Death Scene:
Through Heaven's Eyes-The Prince of Egypt OST
Ending Credits:
D.L.N-the GazettE NIL
New song lyrics, Miya-kun made meh!
Kakumei-teki(revolutionary)
Rage your dream!
Rage against the machine!
Cause my heart's on the flame
and my soul's in the game
can't you see it all pass on a bloody ray?
KAKUMEI(kakumei), KAKUMEI, KAKUME~EI!
Feel the power deep inside
Churning like roller coaster ride
This is my story from before,
a time when I needed so much more!
Angels dance around my head,
Demons tell me of life instead.
Cause my heart's on the flame
and my soul's in the game
can't you see it all pass on a bloody ray?
KAKUMEI(kakumei), KAKUMEI, KAKUME~EI!
Time to revolutionize!
A deeper change to these perfect eyes.
And it's time to solidify,
the power of EIEN NO AI!
Cause my heart's on the flame
and my soul's in the game
can't you see it all pass on a bloody ray?
KAKUMEI(kakumei), KAKUMEI, KAKUME~EI!
How to dress like Miyavi in 3 simple steps:
1. Get high
2.get your lips peirced and kanji tatoos everywhere.
3. wear lots of sleevless hoodies.
How to act like Miyavi in two simple steps:
1. Get high
2. become fascinated with putting your hands in front of/ on your face
How to be Miyavi in one simple step:
1. get high, get very, very high...done? good, now stay that way.
Emily: What would you do if you suddenly met Gackt on the street?
Gp: Glomp him, ask for his autograph, not let him go...in that order. I might make him explain some of his lyrics to me.
Emily: Kozi?
Gp: Yell "Spunkafoodle nutkins" glomp him, get him to autograph something, talk in kozi-speak with him and be on my merry way.
Emily: 0.0 Hyde?
Gp: Glomp him, pet his hair, and ask if his son wants a sister.
God, I'm terrible. I get offa one high only to be stuck on another. I mean I go from Greg Ayres, to Malice Mizer, to Scott McNeil(teh smezzy), to moonchild, to Gak-kun(teh uber smezzy, I WANT TO BE THE MIC STAND!), to Hyde...yeah, the list goes on...
On an unhappy not...my OS on teh Desktop of Doomzors, crashzored...a
Oh and...the cake mix I was using today looked like coke...0.0
HOW TO GIVE A CAT ITS PILLS
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Gently force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans; drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and mild soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on neck, to leave head showing. Gently force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with an elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the **** cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie the little monster's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it if necessary. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15. Arrange for SPCA to collect the "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any really small hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL
1. Wrap pill in bacon.
2. Toss in the air.
from: [silent_voice]
4 High School friends meet at their High School Reunion. The fourth Highschool dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...
Highschool Dude 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!
Highschool Dude 2: Really? My son has made me proud too. He has become so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.
Highschool Dude 3: Even my son got rich. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yacht and plane.
The fourth Highschool Dude comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.
Highschool Dude 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.
Highschool Dude 1: What a shame.
Highschool Dude 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yacht, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends
ROFLMFAO! from : [sweety_pie]
ALL RIGHT FFVII fans(if you Advent Children fans haven't played the game you probably won't get this, unless you're SUPER good with context clues)
Cloud is:
a. An ex-SOLDIER
b. a dreamer who wishes he was an ex-SOLDIER
Send me a message in my guestbook or inbox with your answer, don't feel bad if you get it wrong, most people seem not to know. (Hey, we can forgive you! The fastest time the game was played in was 72 hours)
BTW, check out my FFVII/AC poll!
from [ox 2008]
[{{{THE TRUTH BEHIND THE PENIS}}}]
several years ago the united states funded a studie to dertermine the head of a mans penis is larger than the shaft.
the study took two years and costs over $180.000 the result of the study concluded that the reason the head of a mans penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the *MAN* with more pleasure in sex.
after the results were published germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.convin
After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000 they concluded that the reason the ehad of a mans penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
when the results of the german study were released polland decided to conduct their own study.the polland didnt really trust the U.S. or german studies.
so after nearly three weeks of invasive research and a cost of $75, the pollish study was compleat:
[The pollish study came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a mans penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand for flying off and hitting you in the forehead!]
(EVERY TIME A FLY DROPS SIX INCHES)
there is a fly hovering a foot over a river and a frog is looking at the fly.
he says if that fly drops six inches i can get that fly
there is a fish looking at the fly
if that fly drops six inches the frog will get the fly and i can get the frog
there is a bear that sees whats going on and he says if that fly drops six inches the frog will get the fly the fish will get the frog and i can get that fish
there is a hunter that sees the bear and says if that fly drops six inches the frog will get the fly the fish will get the frog the bear will get the fish and i can get that bear.
there is a mouse looking at a piece of cheese in the hunters pocket and if that fly drops six inches the frog will get the fly the fish will get the frog the bear will get the fish the hunter will get the bear and i can get the piece of cheese.
there is a cat that sees a mouse and says if all that happens i can get the mouse.
well sure enough the fly drops six inches.
the frog got the fly, the fish got the frog, and the bear got the fish.
the hunter shot to early and missed the bear
the mouse got the cheese the cat jumped to far and landed in the river.
[whats the moral of the story]
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet.