HEYO ALL!
I need to make some money for my high school's anime club so we can go to an all night laser tag party!

Anyways I'm now offering commisions. All of these are 8.5X11

Sketch(meaning only pencils): 3.00(plus shipping(which is only a couple cents)

Sketch w\ background: 5.00(plus shipping)

Traditional Color/charcoal(meaning watercolors, markers, colored pencils): 5.00(plus shipping)

Traditional color/charcoal w\ background: 7.00(plus shipping)

CG drawing: 5.00(no shipping I will send you the file, you will be the only one who seees it until you say otherwise)

CG drawing w\ background: 7.00(no shipping I will send you the file, you will be the only one who seees it until you say otherwise)


Please e-mail me at adonis-de-arcana@comcast.net if you are interested.

1st YASUYUKI KAZAMA(<-DRIFT GOD!)
2nd YOUICHI IMAMURA
3rd TAKAHIRO UENO
4th NOBUSHIGE KUMAKUBO
5th RHYS MILLEN
6th MASAO SUENAGA
7th KEN MAEDA
8th KEN NOMURA
9th RYUJI MIKI
10th NOBUTERU TANIGUCHI
11th HIDEO HIRAOKA
12th MASATO KAWABATA
13th KAZUHIRO TANAKA
14th KUNIAKI TAKAHASHI
15th TOYOHISA MATSUDA
16th TOSHIKI TOSHIOKA

U.S. Marine Corp Rules for Gun Fighting:


1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.


2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Your life is expensive.


3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.


4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.


5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)


6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.


7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.


8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.


9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.


9.5 Use a gun that works EVERY TIME.


10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.


11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.


12. Have a plan.


13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.


14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.


15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect Your Ass.


16. Don't drop your guard.


17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.


18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust, everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them).


19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.


20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.


21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone and everything you meet and see.


22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.


23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.


24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a ".4"





Navy Rules to Gun Fighting:


1. Go to Sea.


2. Send in the Marines.


3. Drink Coffee.


4. Play with your Inflatable Doll.



Army Rules to Gun Fighting:


1. Go Back to Sleep.


2. Send in the Marines.


3. Wake up and have a Cup of Coffee.


4. Tell the General the Enemy Retreated and Couldn't be Found.



Air Force Rules to Gun Fighting:


1. Blow the shit out of everything on the ground.


2. Send in the Marines to kill what’s left.


3. Have a Cup of Coffee and wait for the Marine Recon Report.


4. Take ALL the Credit.


"THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS... is over 225 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a Bomb Crater, Our Mother was an M-16 & Our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Marine by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!"


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So here's my conspiracy theory. I believe that the creaters of Kingdom Hearts kinda felt bad about killing Zexion before he even got to debut in Kingdom Hearts II, I mean we killed him in Chain of Memories, poor guy didn't even get his own weapon design. So I think that FFvsXIII will be their chance to redeem themselves with the smezziest org member besides Axel(in my world Zexion is smexier than Axel, but that's because he's more mature than Axel and I go for guys that err on the side of maturity). Anyways I think that the main character in FFVsXIII( if you haven't seen it there are some screenshots on the net but the E3 trailer hasn't been put up yet, but don't worry this game is for PS3 and won't come out til late 2007 or early 2008) is either Zexion or a Zexion look-alike. I mean really, that totally has to be Zexion!

And I think because of the XIII in the org name and the new FF name, and because almost all of the Square Enix characters in Kingdom Hearts(besides Sora, Kairi, and Ansem(and right now the org members including Roxas and Namine(<--who technically isn't and org member)) Belong to some FF game, FFvsXIII will be the game with the org members in it. (I didn't mention Riku because he's based loosely off of Rikku from FFX and X-2.)

Anyways this is probably mostly wishful thinking by a Zexion fangirl( played Reverse Rebirth twice and am aiming for a third time just because of him), but here's to hoping.

Now I should totally be getting back to my novel...-.- Damn you Zexion.(prounouced Zekushion in Japan, which I like better than Zexion).

Help me help Athena win this age, or don't...

www.mythicwars.com/mythos/default.asp?id=1511

Okay, so recently I've been bored and drinking a lot of coke, so I put two and two together and got a shoe...j/k. Actually I joined the coke reward program thingy...anyways, if anyone doesn't redeem their codes and wants to give them to me I'd love ya forever.^^

www.mythicwars.com/mythos/default.asp?id=5614

Help me help Athena defeat Hera..or don't...pick a god, create a city and conquer the world!^^

IF A MOVIE WAS MADE OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?


So, here's how it works:


Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
Put it on shuffle.
Press play.
For every question type the song that's playing.
When you go to a new question press the next button.
Ready? GO!





Opening Credits:
Don't Bother-Shakira


Waking Up:
The Rage Beat_zoom mix-Gravitation TV OST


Falling In Love:
The Devil's Trill-Yami no Metsuei TV OST


Fight Scene:
Playing with the big boys now-The Prince of Egypt OST


Breaking Up:
Pussycatpurr-Vampstar


Make-up:
Allay Pain[Half Pain-piano]-Witch Hunter Robin OST


Secret Love:
Candy Man-(Don't know the artist)


Life's Okay:
Aura evil ver-Kajiura Yuki .hack//EXTRA OST


Mental Breakdown:
Sky-Bennie K Japana-rhythm


Driving:
Hilf mir- Rammstein Rosenrot


Flashbacks:
Sanagi~theme from xxxHolic the movie-Suga Shikao


Happy Dance:
Dreamship- Ikuta Aiko


Regretting:
Love me[The Hong Kong knife]-Yami no Metsuei TV OST


Long Night Alone:
Underwater March-Klaus Badlet Pirates of the Caribbean OST


Final Battle:
Duvet-Serial Experiments Lain TV OST


Death Scene:
Through Heaven's Eyes-The Prince of Egypt OST


Ending Credits:
D.L.N-the GazettE NIL

New song lyrics, Miya-kun made meh!

Kakumei-teki(revolutionary)

Rage your dream!
Rage against the machine!

Cause my heart's on the flame
and my soul's in the game
can't you see it all pass on a bloody ray?
KAKUMEI(kakumei), KAKUMEI, KAKUME~EI!

Feel the power deep inside
Churning like roller coaster ride
This is my story from before,
a time when I needed so much more!
Angels dance around my head,
Demons tell me of life instead.

Cause my heart's on the flame
and my soul's in the game
can't you see it all pass on a bloody ray?
KAKUMEI(kakumei), KAKUMEI, KAKUME~EI!

Time to revolutionize!
A deeper change to these perfect eyes.
And it's time to solidify,
the power of EIEN NO AI!

Cause my heart's on the flame
and my soul's in the game
can't you see it all pass on a bloody ray?
KAKUMEI(kakumei), KAKUMEI, KAKUME~EI!

How to dress like Miyavi in 3 simple steps:
1. Get high
2.get your lips peirced and kanji tatoos everywhere.
3. wear lots of sleevless hoodies.


How to act like Miyavi in two simple steps:
1. Get high
2. become fascinated with putting your hands in front of/ on your face


How to be Miyavi in one simple step:
1. get high, get very, very high...done? good, now stay that way.

Emily: What would you do if you suddenly met Gackt on the street?


Gp: Glomp him, ask for his autograph, not let him go...in that order. I might make him explain some of his lyrics to me.


Emily: Kozi?


Gp: Yell "Spunkafoodle nutkins" glomp him, get him to autograph something, talk in kozi-speak with him and be on my merry way.


Emily: 0.0 Hyde?


Gp: Glomp him, pet his hair, and ask if his son wants a sister.

God, I'm terrible. I get offa one high only to be stuck on another. I mean I go from Greg Ayres, to Malice Mizer, to Scott McNeil(teh smezzy), to moonchild, to Gak-kun(teh uber smezzy, I WANT TO BE THE MIC STAND!), to Hyde...yeah, the list goes on...

On an unhappy not...my OS on teh Desktop of Doomzors, crashzored...and we have no idea where the emergency repair floppy ish...reinstall time.


Oh and...the cake mix I was using today looked like coke...0.0

HOW TO GIVE A CAT ITS PILLS


1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.


2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.


3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.


4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Gently force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.


5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.


6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.


7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.


8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.


9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans; drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and mild soap.


10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on neck, to leave head showing. Gently force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with an elastic band.


11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.


12. Call fire department to retrieve the **** cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.


13. Tie the little monster's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it if necessary. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.


14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.


15. Arrange for SPCA to collect the "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any really small hamsters.


HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL


1. Wrap pill in bacon.


2. Toss in the air.

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