[Lady Edana-Arianrhod Rós]'s diary
Written about Sunday 2005-07-31
Written: (7054 days ago)
I got this from [purelily]'s Diary ^.^
This is cute..
"Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions.
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4.Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
Written about Tuesday 2005-07-12
Written: (7073 days ago)
Things that we don't want to hear -
by: warrior_femme (F/Australia) 07/17/04 12:11 pm
Msg: 41 of 55
6 recommendation
20 things you don't want to hear whilst in surgery:
1. Oops!
2. That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
3. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
4. Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
5. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
6. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
8. Hand me that...uh...th
9. If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
10. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
11. Dang, there go the lights again...
12. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
13. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
14. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
16. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
17. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
18. I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
19. That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
20. Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
The colors for my wedding... of a bit because of the scanner... but pretty non-the-less
Written about Friday 2005-05-20
Written: (7126 days ago)
Female Comebacks
For all those girls that are sick of stupid guys. Come on guys, you can think of better.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Steve Wrote this for me, and gave me a White Chocolate Rose with it. If anyone takes it they suffer a horrible death!
My Rose
You are my emerald, signifying your birth,
And my lily, born from the earth.
You are my white Rose, which signifies purity.
I see in your soul sarrow and “depressity”.
I hope I can cheer the beautiful face,
With my smiles in “depressity’s” place.
I will take you anywhere, to the moon and back.
I hope, my dear, I filled what you lacked.
-Steve Pratt
Hmmm... I guess this fits... One of my personalities.
I have passed test, and I am now deemed worthy to be known as a ... ... Sorceress. In the war between good and evil, Sorceresss take the side of the noble and good.I am gifted with the elemental plane of Water.
Find out what kind of Wizard/Wizarde
A Sorceress creates magic the way a poet creates poems, with inborn talent honed by practice. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Some Sorceress' claim that the blood of dragons courses through their veins. It may even be true-it is common knowledge that certain powerful dragons can take humanoid form and even have humanoid lovers, and it’s difficult to prove that a given a Sorceress does
not have a dragon ancestor. A Sorceress often has striking good looks, usually with a touch of the exotic that hints at an unusual heritage. Still, the claim that a Sorceress is partially draconic is either an unsubstantiate
Find out what kind of Wizard/Wizarde
You are attuned to the elemental plane of water. You may find yourself often drawn to places where your given element can be found in abundance, such as lakes, rivers, oceans, or sometimes even swamps. As part of your powers, you may move through your element freely, being able to swim to the deepest depths, and breathe under the waves. Some mages of the plane of water have been known to build great fortresses under the waves. Ever heard of Atlantis? Yep, that was definitely built by a water mage. It is well within your powers, to cause a tsunami, a storm of ice shards, or to cause a person unprotected by magic to spontaneously drown.
and this the other:
You have a fiery personality, and thus your powers are highly attuned to the elemental plane of fire. Some of the more powerfull spells in your arsenal include Fireball, Burning Hands, and Flame Strike.