The colors for my wedding... of a bit because of the scanner... but pretty non-the-less

Female Comebacks
For all those girls that are sick of stupid guys. Come on guys, you can think of better.





Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?


Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?


Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: Your place or mine?


Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?


Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?


Woman: Do not enter.



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?


Woman: Unfertilized



Man: Your body is like a temple.


Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.


Woman: But would you stay there?



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.


Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Steve Wrote this for me, and gave me a White Chocolate Rose with it. If anyone takes it they suffer a horrible death!

My Rose

You are my emerald, signifying your birth,
And my lily, born from the earth.
You are my white Rose, which signifies purity.
I see in your soul sarrow and “depressity”.
I hope I can cheer the beautiful face,
With my smiles in “depressity’s” place.
I will take you anywhere, to the moon and back.
I hope, my dear, I filled what you lacked.

-Steve Pratt

Hmmm... I guess this fits... One of my personalities.

I have passed test, and I am now deemed worthy to be known as a ... ... Sorceress. In the war between good and evil, Sorceresss take the side of the noble and good.I am gifted with the elemental plane of Water. 

Find out what kind of Wizard/Wizardess you are at <a href="http://WizardSoul.Com" > WizardSoul.com </a>

A Sorceress creates magic the way a poet creates poems, with inborn talent honed by practice. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Some Sorceress' claim that the blood of dragons courses through their veins. It may even be true-it is common knowledge that certain powerful dragons can take humanoid form and even have humanoid lovers, and it’s difficult to prove that a given a Sorceress does
not have a dragon ancestor. A Sorceress often has striking good looks, usually with a touch of the exotic that hints at an unusual heritage. Still, the claim that a Sorceress is partially draconic is either an unsubstantiated boast on the part of a certain Sorceress or envious gossip on the part of those who lack the Sorceress's gift.

Find out what kind of Wizard/Wizardess you are at <a href="http://WizardSoul.Com" >WizardSoul.com</a>

You are attuned to the elemental plane of water. You may find yourself often drawn to places where your given element can be found in abundance, such as lakes, rivers, oceans, or sometimes even swamps. As part of your powers, you may move through your element freely, being able to swim to the deepest depths, and breathe under the waves. Some mages of the plane of water have been known to build great fortresses under the waves. Ever heard of Atlantis? Yep, that was definitely built by a water mage. It is well within your powers, to cause a tsunami, a storm of ice shards, or to cause a person unprotected by magic to spontaneously drown.

and this the other:

You have a fiery personality, and thus your powers are highly attuned to the elemental plane of fire. Some of the more powerfull spells in your arsenal include Fireball, Burning Hands, and Flame Strike.

I was listening to "Hello" by Evanescence this morning and started to get my must back. It's not poetry, but it is maybe a little insight into who I am. It was too long a a diary entry though, I fear, it was 2 pages on Word Perfect.
Something Lost, Something Gained, thanks for the help with a name, [aimfire].