I was just eaten by a pig named Herman. . . Wow, that seemed almost random! Hm. . .
Well, I am writing because I feel this strange obligation to write in here now. I wonder why. . .
Upon reading my last entry, I realized that people who just decided to pop in and read my diary might be a little confused. Well, in all honesty, I don't know what it means either. . . So, um, yeah. . . I guess that clears things up. . . A little. . . I. . . Think. . .
If. . .
The following is not meant to be read by anybody:
Hey! I said you AREN'T supposed to read this! You fool! You are reading it right now! For that I will cabbaraskintio
If you are reading this, you are either very bored, very nosey or both. . .
Hey, hello, how do ya do?
Today was rainy. . . I love rain. . .
Another day, another dollar. Well, not really, but. . . Um. . .
*Runs away*
I haven't written in a while. . . Well, technically that is no longer true, as this is being written and when you read this you will see the date and think, "That kid Noah is a vociferous liar, he just wrote something". . .
Geeze, I haven't written here in a while.... Well, now i have... Um.... Hey! I won the auction at [The Black Widow]'s member-house! Whoohooo! lol... um.... that is what has happened... well, more than just that.... but, I can't remember......
Hmm... what to say... How can I waste your time? Well, simply by reading this I am wasting your time, no? lol, maybe it isn't wasted...
I wrote a poem, but I don't think I am going to put it here because it is long and boring... I am not entirely sure why I even wrote that....
Hehehe, just kidding about that last post....
Haloo! Can you hear me?!? No, well then, you are an idiot who should go jump off a cliff so that we can rid ourselves of your stup-- Oh, you can hear? Um, no I was just saying... that you are very... um.... and that you should jump up and....
*Runs away*
*Runs back and grabs a candy bar, then turns and runs away again*
I think that if rain were made of cheese the whole world would be a better place... well, not really, but it is an interesting idea... at least it is to me...
Another day! And... it is RAINING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!!! Rain is my favourite weather, I am not sure why... maybe it is just to be contrary!
I patiently await new messages...
Guess who?! I bet you don't know me!!! Oh, you do? Oh well! You know, I am beginning to think that no one even really reads this... Um, well, that's ok!
Well, I just met an old man wearing a long black cloak that was tattered at the end. He said his name was "Fjoaldka." Then he turned around and left. That is what happened today... Except the part about meeting an old man in a long black cloak that was tattered at the end that said his name was "Fjoaldka." Other than that everything in this story is true. Oh yea, but because I didn't meet him he didn't exactly walk away...
The following is another pointless diary entry from Noah:
...And then the fly said to the python--
I think that is a good place to stop.