Wabble to gotu gerb.
(That means: Wabble to gotu gerb.)
To waste your time, I have decided to write a little bit more.
I was just eaten by a pig named Herman. . . Wow, that seemed almost random! Hm. . .
Well, I am writing because I feel this strange obligation to write in here now. I wonder why. . .
Upon reading my last entry, I realized that people who just decided to pop in and read my diary might be a little confused. Well, in all honesty, I don't know what it means either. . . So, um, yeah. . . I guess that clears things up. . . A little. . . I. . . Think. . .
If. . .
The following is not meant to be read by anybody:
Hey! I said you AREN'T supposed to read this! You fool! You are reading it right now! For that I will cabbaraskintio
If you are reading this, you are either very bored, very nosey or both. . .
Hey, hello, how do ya do?
Today was rainy. . . I love rain. . .
Another day, another dollar. Well, not really, but. . . Um. . .
*Runs away*
I haven't written in a while. . . Well, technically that is no longer true, as this is being written and when you read this you will see the date and think, "That kid Noah is a vociferous liar, he just wrote something". . .
Geeze, I haven't written here in a while.... Well, now i have... Um.... Hey! I won the auction at [The Black Widow]'s member-house! Whoohooo! lol... um.... that is what has happened... well, more than just that.... but, I can't remember......
Hmm... what to say... How can I waste your time? Well, simply by reading this I am wasting your time, no? lol, maybe it isn't wasted...
I wrote a poem, but I don't think I am going to put it here because it is long and boring... I am not entirely sure why I even wrote that....
Hehehe, just kidding about that last post....
Haloo! Can you hear me?!? No, well then, you are an idiot who should go jump off a cliff so that we can rid ourselves of your stup-- Oh, you can hear? Um, no I was just saying... that you are very... um.... and that you should jump up and....
*Runs away*
*Runs back and grabs a candy bar, then turns and runs away again*
I think that if rain were made of cheese the whole world would be a better place... well, not really, but it is an interesting idea... at least it is to me...
Another day! And... it is RAINING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!!! Rain is my favourite weather, I am not sure why... maybe it is just to be contrary!
I patiently await new messages...
Guess who?! I bet you don't know me!!! Oh, you do? Oh well! You know, I am beginning to think that no one even really reads this... Um, well, that's ok!