I haven't written in my diary in two days. . . I think. . .

Wabble to gotu gerb.

(That means: Wabble to gotu gerb.)

To waste your time, I have decided to write a little bit more.

I was just eaten by a pig named Herman. . . Wow, that seemed almost random! Hm. . .

Well, I am writing because I feel this strange obligation to write in here now. I wonder why. . .

Upon reading my last entry, I realized that people who just decided to pop in and read my diary might be a little confused. Well, in all honesty, I don't know what it means either. . . So, um, yeah. . . I guess that clears things up. . . A little. . . I. . . Think. . .

If. . .

The following is not meant to be read by anybody:


Hey! I said you AREN'T supposed to read this! You fool! You are reading it right now! For that I will cabbaraskintioleinterstenk you! And Let me tell you, if I ever find out what cabbaraskintioleinterstenk means, you will regret having read this!

If you are reading this, you are either very bored, very nosey or both. . .

Hey, hello, how do ya do?

Today was rainy. . . I love rain. . .

Another day, another dollar. Well, not really, but. . . Um. . .

*Runs away*

I haven't written in a while. . . Well, technically that is no longer true, as this is being written and when you read this you will see the date and think, "That kid Noah is a vociferous liar, he just wrote something". . .

Geeze, I haven't written here in a while.... Well, now i have... Um.... Hey! I won the auction at [The Black Widow]'s member-house! Whoohooo! lol... um.... that is what has happened... well, more than just that.... but, I can't remember..........

Hmm... what to say... How can I waste your time? Well, simply by reading this I am wasting your time, no? lol, maybe it isn't wasted...

I wrote a poem, but I don't think I am going to put it here because it is long and boring... I am not entirely sure why I even wrote that....

Hehehe, just kidding about that last post....

Haloo! Can you hear me?!? No, well then, you are an idiot who should go jump off a cliff so that we can rid ourselves of your stup-- Oh, you can hear? Um, no I was just saying... that you are very... um.... and that you should jump up and....

*Runs away*

*Runs back and grabs a candy bar, then turns and runs away again*

I think that if rain were made of cheese the whole world would be a better place... well, not really, but it is an interesting idea... at least it is to me...

Another day! And... it is RAINING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!!! Rain is my favourite weather, I am not sure why... maybe it is just to be contrary!

I patiently await new messages...