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Forum set up by a genius ([Self]) that is in desperate need of more members. If you meet any of the following criteria, please join!

- You are a human being
- You are not a human being
- You speak the English langauge in any way shape or form
- You do not speak the English language in any way shape or form
- You are of the male gender
- You are of the female gender

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Again, if you meet any of the criteria, please join!

*Sounds more desperate than he really is*

Bend your mind, I dare you.

I heard from the Sun and his lover the Day that they plan to end in Night, with her lover the Moon.

The two don't get along with the other two and the other two don't get along with the two, so that works out well. 

And shamelessly were they caught togething holding hands.

On the wrong side of the street too.

They think it's amusing, though I know not why.

?

Maybe, said the he to the she.

Maybe, but perhaps and not together make more sense.

No?

Geeze, I'm embarrsed for myself and my own lack of diary entries... I seriously need to start writing in here more frequently so that I feel all awesomeand stuff. I have low self-esteem, but its easily boosted by writing in my diary, so its ok.

Today I feel like writing...
Though the day is almost through...

Wow, the naturally rhythm in those to sentances is amazing! I should really pursue rhythmic poetry, I would rock at it!

So there's not enough time this night,
For me to write my prose...

Dand...although that's rhythmic it sucks... whatever...

Maybe I should avoid poetry...

No. I can't avoid poetry.

Maybe I should avoid forms of poetry that I've no skill at.

Nah...

I'm writing in my diary because Kaja asked me to... and... she finds it entertaining or something... lol, so... hey to all of my faithful readers.. and stuff... yeah...

They're wrong. They say dead men can't bite, but I can prove that they can: imagine if you will, a closet in which a dead man is contained, leaning against the door which opens toward you on the outside. Now, as you pull it open, the dead man falls out and his teeth (inadvertantly) tear into your flesh, ripping a piece skin off of you. Would that not consitute as a bite? (This scenerio is not limited to dead persons of the male gender.)