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Written about Tuesday 2007-04-10
Written: (6436 days ago)
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On Thursday i'm having surgery on my right arm.
I think it may be a long time till i can be online again.
That bums me out, because i'll really miss my friends here.

Jack says he'll take dictation, hehehe, but i don't know how that would work out :)

So if anyone wonders where i've gone...it will be a temporary absense. You take care :)
x0xx0x0x0x0x
Janet Rae

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Written about Monday 2007-04-02
Written: (6444 days ago)
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I found this "lovely entry" in [Remos Page]:

came across this i like it

Dear Good-looking guys,

Thanks for ruining things for us average-looking guys. You, like all men, will tag pretty much anything female. So you go out to bars and other social venues and you go for the low-hanging fruit. You go for the average-looking girl. Why? Because they are easy and don't give you half the shit that hot women give.

So what's the big deal? The big deal is that average girls don't know their place anymore. They suddenly think that they are hot just because they have been banged by a hot guy. They are wrong, and they do not know it. We average guys, however, do know it. We know that the average girl -- in the long term -- is out of your league. We know that she is in our league, the league of the average. But she does not know that.

So the average girl goes on thinking she is hot and holding out for a hot guy to spend the rest of her life with. Yes, it's great for the ego of the average girl. She bangs a hot guy every now and then, and she really thinks she is the shit. No one told her, though, that any guy (hot or not) will bang any average girl. Sadly, the average women develop this "I'll never settle" mentality. Average guys are suddenly not an option for them, leaving us average guys out in the cold. The genuine hot girls, of course, are not an option for us, so that leaves us with the fat chicks. Thanks. Thanks a lot, hot guy. Meanwhile, the really hot chicks are sitting around dissing us and waiting for you to come talk to them. (And we can only imagine the torture that the fat guys are going through as we average guys are forced to mack on their women.)

So do the social scene a favor -- stick with your own kind. Leave the average girls to us, and stop creating delusions of grandeur in their minds. The average chick is our niche. We work hard enough as it is for the average girl. Now you go work hard to bag the hot chick. Don't be afraid of a little work.
Heh, when i expressed my feelings on the sexist drivel ,[Remos Page] wasn't able to discuss it. Heh, he just ended our relation and ran away!
My opinion of his entry is of a sexist ass, that puts girls in labels like piles of meat. So all of you Remo lovin' girls...get ready to be treated like a doormat!!

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Written about Wednesday 2007-03-21
Written: (6456 days ago)

ww.kampalamusicschool.com

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Written about Thursday 2007-03-01
Written: (6476 days ago)

Very Cool! Thanks [dark starlight] ;)








>> THINGS TO KNOW
>>> 1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair.
>>> 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish
>>> 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes
>>> 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE; it will also condition your hair
>>> 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off
and
>>> see the dead skin and blackheads if any
>>>
>>> 6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea
>>> 7. Sunburn - empty a large size Nestea into your bath water
>>> 8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste
>>> 9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
>>> 10. Arthritis WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too
>>>
>>> 11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer
>>> 12. Chigger bite - Preparation H
>>> 13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H
>>> 14. Paper cut - crazy glue or Chap Stick (glue is used instead of
>>> sutures at most hospitals)
>>> 15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!
>>>
>>> 16. Athletes feet - cornstarch
>>> 17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
>>> 18. Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent
>>> section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we
>>> drink
>>> this
>>> stuff)
>>> 19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon
>>> plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it
won't
>>> hurt
>>> them if they eat it!
>>>
>>> 20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with
a
>>> coffee filter paper
>>>
>>> 21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
>>> 22. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands!? Keep
a
>>> can in your garage for your hubby
>>> 23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls
>>> 24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn
>>> starch and watch them slide on
>>> 25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!
>>>
>>> 26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco
in
>>> the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the
food
>>> color of your choice!
>>> 27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container,
tie a
>>> rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
>>> 28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda
and
>>> cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last
for
>>> many
>>> years!
>>>
>>> 29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
>>> 30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
>>> toothpaste
>>> 31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into
the
>>> salt.
>>> 32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax
stain,
>>> it will absorb into the towel.
>>> 33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
>>> 34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper
>>> softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked
on
>>> food to
>>> adhere to it.? Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent
tablets,
>>> soak overnight!
>>>
>>> 35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it!
>>> 36. Dirty grout - Listerine
>>> 37. Stains on clothes - Colgate
>>> 38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup
>>> 39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains
from
>>> the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car
>>> batteries!
>>> 40. Fleas in your carpet 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let
stand
>>> for
>>>   24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
>>>
>>> 41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer
>>> aspirin, or just use 7-up instead of water.
>>> 42. When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever
>>> wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or
>>> softness Did
>>> you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a
week
>>> Monday,
>>> Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different
color
>>> twist tie. They are: Monday = Blue, Tuesday = Green, Thursday =
Red
>>> Friday = White and Saturday = Yellow. So if today was Thursday,
you
>>> would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a
week
>>> old)!
>>> The colors go alphabetically by color Blue- Green - Red - White -
>>> Yellow,
>>> Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was
>>> interesting. I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers
DO
>>> have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic
clips
>>> have
>>> different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh
bread
>>> when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are
shopping.




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Written about Sunday 2007-02-18
Written: (6487 days ago)
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Written about Saturday 2007-02-17
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Written about Thursday 2007-02-15
Written: (6490 days ago)

It's the BFG (Big friendly giant)---he catches dreams and keeps them in jars...then he gave children the dream that they needed :)
Very magical :) It was written by Roald Dahl...i just love his books :)
It was my kindergarteners favorite book!

(*a nice memory)

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Written about Wednesday 2007-02-14
Written: (6491 days ago)

Body:
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That's very true, and I wish they would accept me for me :) They see this gruff image on the outside, but very few see that I am just a big teddy bear like you know me to be :) I did find that wiki, very cool! I will always see that image in you. Life hits the greatest people the hardest, and that's a sad reality..but even through all you've been through, your spirit shines through, brighter than ever..I am happy I am able to help make your day just a little brighter :)

Friends are so amazing.

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