i just got back from my dads house wow thats was a fun weekend i stole $6 2movies and a game and challenged a sasquatch to fight 3 times and i lost 3 golf balls a baseball a baseball bat and a dog in the corn field

had sex today it was nice but then the ruffies started to wear off and she was sayin somrthing about a restraing order so i pulled my tounge out of her ass and got the hell outta there

eeerrrrrrrrrrr i need money what good is playin a game without a memory card i will be exceppting kidney donations

i need weapons lots of weapons

hehehe http://funnyjunk.com is funny taliban telimarketer

i m plottin to rule the world
(*l*)
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