Ok, this is awesome:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Some more stuff I got from someone else's house:
Love is precious!
I want to be the girl you call baby, the girl you call your own...The girl u hold in ur arms, and fall asleep with on the fone, the girl who makes your bad days better and the girl that will make you say "My life has changed since I met her"
Love is seeing him how no one else does
Love is when u no hes not perfect but u see him perfectly
Love is thinking about him day and night
Love is when he means the world to you
Love is when no one else nos how you feel
Love is the best feeling u can feel
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that tife is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true: somebody, somewhere is thinking of you
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
Love is a wonderful thing.
Ok, I did this name thing and this is what came up:
With an altruistic and crusading spirit you desire to make the world a better place for everyone. You are generous, sympathetic and always prepared to give help when it is required. Although you feel things deeply your strength and well balanced emotions allow you to remain objective. You have a creative and intuitive mind which may find an outlet through art. You are loved by all for your selfless nature and inspirational character.
http://www.bos
And here's a thing about me and love:
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
http://www.blo
*love sigh* Brendan...
This is who I am. I'm not of any importance to you. I love you or hate you. I can be your friend, and I can be your enemy. I can be the one person you'll never forget, or the one person who you wish you could hate. I could be the dirt on the street. Or the cloud in your sky. Our sky. I'm crazy, but your different. I'm a label, but your alive. I could be the girl of your dreams, or the enemy in your nightmares. I could haunt you, or please you. But never abuse you. You think you know me, but you don't. I'm just the shadow that follows you, and can never let you go. You could break my heart, or mend it. But ether way it's always broken. You can love me or hate me, but there's never an in between. It's ether life or death. I could be a figment of your imgaination, or be your one true reality. I could walk away, or be your forever and for always. I could be your shame and blood, or your tears and happiness. Your savior or demon. I could be the idiot who laughs away her tears, or the one who cuts away her pain. Ether way, there's always blood in the end. I could be the best things you had, or the person you'd wish you could forget. You could be the cause of my pain or the light of my life. The one I'll always love. But weather you are or aren't, you'll end up leaving me. Hello and goodbye. This could be one of a million words, or the last thing I'll ever say again. I am me, so who are you?
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Ok, I was gonna put this in my peoms wiki so I wouldn't bore you with this, but some ####### deleted all my peoms-._-.
Kari
I am a label, just like you.
Everyone is labeled wether we like it or not. We all spend so much time telling other people not to label us, that we fail to realize that we actually label ourselves. Society is made up of nothing *but* labels. To say that you're a human is to label yourself. No matter *what* you are, you *are* a label. I see the same people who get *so* pissed off that they're being labeled, go around labeling other people. In their Bio's I see "Don't label me, I'm not a soup can." etc. But then some where else in the *same* bio I see "I fucking hate preps" or "Don't talk to me if you're gay, lesbian, bi, punk, or goth" Or any other bullshit LABEL I can think of. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those all labels? People will label you as they see fit. Yeah, so you're a label, Get over it.
I'm not anti gay marriage, I'm straight but not narrow.
I don't think there is anything wrong with gay marriage, or gays in general (Girls included). Gay couples do most of the same things that regular couples do, so why do we prevent them from getting married? The only thing that seperates us from them is the fact that they like the same sex, or even both sexes. I don't care that the bible says being gay is wrong and a sin. I really, honestly, couldn't care less. I actually enjoy talking to gays & lesbians more than I do straight people. Why? Because I've noticed that [ they are much more open minded & accepting of others & there differences than 'straight' people are.
Couples are beautiful wether they are girl/guy, guy/guy, or girl/girl. It doesn't matter to me as long as you're happy.
Girl- Do you like me?
Guy- No
Girl- Am I pretty?
Guy- No
Girl- Am I in your heart?
Guy- No
Girl- Would you cry if I walked away?
Guy- No
The girl heard enough so she turned and walked away
The guy grabed the girls arm
Guy- I dont like you I LOVE you, youre not pretty your BEAUTIFUL, Youre not in my heart youre in my SOUL, and I wouldnt cry if you walked away I would die
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I am suck a sucker for love:p Brendan, I love you. Please realize that someday.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on? It’s bugging me.
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because brake failure. 2 people riding only 1 survived.
The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didn’t want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
THIS ACTUALLY IS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. WHAT KIND OF AN IDOT TAKES ANYONE ON THE BACK OF THEIR BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET, THIS TWAT DESERVED TO DIE FOR HIS OWN STUPITITY!!!!
LOL! I stole this from [DaisyPusher]'s house. I think it's SO hilarious when people make fun of this:p
[I don't have plans and schemes,
And I don't have hopes and dreams.
I, I, I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.
And I don't have fond desires,
And I don't have happy hours.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.
Happiness and I guess
I never will again.
When you walked out on me,
In walked old misery,
And she's been here since then.
Yeah, we're fucked !
I don't have love to share,
And I don't have one who cares.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.]
-Guns N'Roses
W00T! Guns N' Roses!
I'm gonna die on:
Sunday, July 7, 2086
www.deathclock
I will die:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
www.thedeathps
Never post most entries as u can see. Sorry for all those people who actually read my diary, which would probably be none, but I think my old enemies are trying to dig dirt off of me to ruin my life... again(as if they already haven't) so I'm just gonna post some random shit that I think is meaningful:
Some funny facts:
If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God...!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over
quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about the pig?)
A Worm can live a week without it's head (Thanks to [i've got a funny name] for that )
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More Funny Facts:
In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions
A snail can sleep for three years.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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It's pretty retarded actually, but hey, I learned something^.~
Message: When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few
seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future.
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that
If I was a country I'd be: Ireland
If I was a bad habit I'd be: slouching
If I was a swear word I'd be: damnit
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: chocolate chip cookie dough^o^
If I was a disease I'd be: love
If I was a feeling I'd be: sadness
If I was a war I'd be: But I don't want to be a war>.<
If I was a city I'd be: Los Angelos
If I was a color I'd be: white
If I was a movie I'd be: Napoleon Dynamite
If I was a currency I'd be: a penny^^
If I were a month, I'd be: May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: daylight, when the sun is shining brightest
If I were a planet, I'd be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: backwards
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a pillow!
If I were a sin, I'd be: shoplifting
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a tree, I'd be: weaping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: cardinal
If I were a tool, I'd be: a rubber mallet:p (that's for u Kura)
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: german shepard
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: lettuce
If I were a sound, I'd be: music
If I were an element, I'd be: water
If I were a song, I'd be: "Rock Show" by Blink-182
If I were a book, I'd be: a manga^^
If I were a food, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: love
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: smile
If I were a shape, I'd be a: circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 22
If I were a band, I'd be: Green Day
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: angel, ok, yeah, that sounded dumb, but hey, I would get to fly^^
If I were a card in someone's deck, I would be: Magician Girl=^.^=
I have wasted your time once again, feel free to slap me across the face anytime.
I took a weird personaility test when I was bored, and here's what came out:
[Your Personality Type]
You are an optimist who is often more focused on the past and the future than the present moment. You have an active imagination. You have good hunches and intuitions and people notice that.
[Your Motto]
"I want to discover the truth in life."
[How You Work best]
You work best in cooperative, harmonious environments. Competition, a rushed pace, and a strict format for communication don't work well for you. Your strength is your open-mindednes
[Your Life Situation]
You are not fully satisfied with your current life situation. It is in your own hands, though, to change this. Every day you have the opportunity to improve your life situation by making decisions that suit your personality best.
Making decisions that suit your personality best benefits all areas of your life: your relationships, your career, your love life, your goals, your family life, and your health.
Note: MAKE POVERTY HISTORY! EVERY 3 MINUTES A CHILD WILL DIE IN BRITAIN FROM POVERTY, AND EVERY 60 SECONDS A WHOLE FAMILY DIES IN AFRICA!! COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU CARE!
Dear Diary,
Wow, it's October already... it feels like we just started school, but we didn't cause it started in September. I'm just confused about everything. Everyone seems to have a plan of what they're gonna do, what college they are gonna go to, what job they want. I'm just focused on graduating from 9th grade>.< I went back to St. Rita's yesterday, it was nice to know that everyone had remembered me. Gosh, Dylan has really grown up. But what can ya say? They all grow up one day or the other, I just am delaying when I have too.
There's a Dylan at my school who really has a thing for me, it really makes me feel good that he doesn't sterotype me like the rest of the world does. He's nice and sweet and kind, and he likes me. But, the thing is, I don't feel like I feel the same way he does about me. Camille said that I should just wait it out, that sooner or later, I would probably have feelings for him, I just had to wait for the right time. But I just don't know. It's like I don't want to like him, and yet I do. It's really confusing>.< His going to fast with our relationship, he's already started kissing me on our 2nd date, he even tried to make out with me. Mentally, I'm just a kid, I'm just not ready for this kind of relationship, I've only known the guy for, like, 4 weeks.
I don't know weather to let him go, or just wait it out...
Bye!
Kari
"Shut up" by Blink-182
Shut the fuck up she said, I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud, everything's too loud
Now that all my friends left, this place is fucking dead
I wanna move out, when can we move out? This shit has got to stop
I'll run away
Get the fuck up she said
your life is meaningless
it's going nowhere, you're going nowhere
you're just a fuck up she said, I'll live alone instead
she said you don't care, I know I don't care
I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home
I got too fucked up again, and passed out on the plane
Try to forget you, I can't forget you
No sleep on this flight, I'll think about the nights
we had to get through, how did we get through?
I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home
I'll run away
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off i'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home
I'll run away
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave.
Oh my gosh, this is so freakin hilarious:
"THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREEKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE DEVISTATED PARENTS AND SAYS "I'M JUST MESS'N WITH YOU, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD"
It's kinda sad actually0.o
Quotes:
"I love the rain... cause no one can see the tears I cry"
"I am your beloved loss. I will always be your beloved loss."
"I love life, I just hate my life"
"I love TV because I watch too much of it"
"I'd rather head bang than be a victim of the media"
"If every word I said would make you laugh, I'd talk forever"
"Sanji's like wonder bread, he's black on the outside, white on the inside"
"Words can't change how you feel inside"
"Simple things amuse me, that's why I laugh at you"
Kari and Dylan: *trying to study for a test on China*
Dylan: What is "The Way"? (meaning "Dao")
Kari: Right or left?
"I regret nothing"
"I'm my own person, what you see is what you get, deal with it."
"Oh, don't be such a stud muffin-._-."
"Thank you for breaking my heart"
"I refuse to be normal"
"It's talking without the sound"
"You can mess with me, but you can't mess with my sister... no wait, you can't do ether."
"If there was anything worth fighting for, it would be you"
"You've got to be kidding me! Your the weirdest of weird and when I send you something that's weird you think it's weird... That's weird!"
"Love is like a rose, so why is it dying?"
"Would you smile if you knew how much it hurt?"
"I will not change myself for the benefit of others"
"I don't have ADD, your just too boring"
"Individuality is the key to life"
"*wearing a spiked necklace* Yeah, I had to sneak this to school. If my Mom ever saw me wearing this she'd ask where I got it and what dog I stole it from"
"I wear black because I am mourning for my country"
"Boys are just brothers who happen to share DNA with you"
"I'm the kinda kid your parents see on the street, and *PRAY* that thier kid won't turn out like me"
"Life's a joke and the joke's on you."
"Being tall doesn't make me any different from people who are short. I just wake up in the morning a few more feet away from the floor"
"Son of a bisquit!"
"Normal people worry me"
Tyler: Would you fight someone over a penny?
Kari: Only if it was a nickel.
"Now what's wrong with liking rainbows?"
'Just look at the ground Kari... just look at the ground... just look at the-' *trips*
Tyler/Kari: *presenting a report on their mythology god, Zues*
Kari: And Zues was also known as the "Pimp God"
"*writing adjectives that make a good leader* *thinks* You gotta be a pimp! *writes it down*"
"Your drunk, I'm drunk, let's get married."
Nick: Are you ok?
Kari: *crying* No... no, I'm not ok. I will never be ok...
"Wow, this is worst than when me and Ryan got locked in the closet and thought we were gonna die!"
"Well, back in my old school we had to use cubby holes as lockers up till 8th grade. And people would steal stuff from each other too, including the CCD people! So much for learning about Christ."
"You mean to tell me I've been looking for a classroom that doesn't even exist for the past 20 minutes? Aw, damn!" *runs down the hall*
"I'm fighting for a dream that will never come true"
"Let's just pretend we're normal for one second..."
"Wow... that was stupid-._-."
"There is so much more to life then we fail to realize."
Kari: *couting down the last 5 seconds of school* 5-4-3-2-1... *bell doesn't ring* Ring damnit!
Bell: *rings*
Kari: That's what I thought^.^
"We have to stay strong, even when others say we're weak"
"I'm not the kind of person who will give up that easily"
"When I get good at one thing, I suck at the other too. It's kind of a one way deal."
"Why did we find a naked doll and condoms in your bathroom Patrick?? What are you hiding from us?!"
Patrick: What are condoms?
Kura/Kari: 0.oU
"Kerry, stop pretending to be a pregnant man again"
"He even makes ME sound smart>.<"
"I'm an older sister, little sister, and a brother. How weird could I get?"
"So I tried to put 10 peanuts up my nose when I was five. It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"Oh come on Kura, as if someone's really gonna hit me" *about to take a step into the street*
Kura: *pulls Kari back before she walks right into a speeding car* KARI!
Kari: Well that's new.
"I always wondered how Ryan could always be a straight A student, then I found out that I have an IQ of a knat"
"If talk is cheap, then why is it so expensive?"
"I want a boyfriend who is kind, caring, and can sing the national athem while girgling warm water"
"There is so much more to life than Anime... I just don't care to notice it."
"In elementary school I always got the bimbo teachers that just got out of college, who didn't know what the hell they wanted to do in their life, and decided at the last minute that they wanted to teach children."
"I didn't learn much French, I was too busy throwing pencils at the teacher"
"No wonder Dan always beats me in debates, I can barely debate with myself>.<"
"Ah, yes. It's good to be back in the USA where everyone does drugs and gets shot."
"It's action man's twin brother; idiot face! Yay idiot face^o^"
"College is about having fun, getting drunk, and doing what Brittney Spears did best; get married!... then get divorsed0.o"
"I will fight until I can't fight no more"
*picks up box of condoms* "You think I should asked the register if these things work?"
"So you mean to tell me Sanji is Indian, but he's racist against Indians?0.0 Ok, how does that work out?"
Dylan/Kari: *laughing over a joke they said about Yu-Gi-Oh*
Michelle: You're laughing cause I'm different, I'm laughing cause your all the same.
Dylan/Kari: *stops and look at her*
Kari: We're not laughing cause your different, we're laughing cause your ugly
Dylan/Kari: *start laughing again*
"I only vote for Pedro"
"Sorry, but I'm already in love... with my guitar"
(can't think of anymore, please place in 25 cents....)
Kari
Ok, so I decided to take a song and make it into my own song, not much changed, but... oh well:
Hey there Makura
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Time Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Makura
Dont you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice its my disguise
I'm by your side
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
what you do to me
Hey there Makura
I know times are gettin hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Makura
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more love for me you'd fall
We'd have it all
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if i had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Makura, I can promise you
That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Makura
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be makin history like I do
You know its all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Makura here's to you
This ones for you
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
what you do to me...
"What makes a good boyfriend?"
[A good boy friend will, respect his woman's privacy, but wont let her block him out, will hold her when she's feeling down, will tell her he loves her every day, will not use physical violence when in an arguement, will stp in if she is being asaulted (Raped, beaten, etc, etc.), will let no one abuse her, will let no one touch her, will not sexually aault her, and stop when she says "no", will not walk all over her, will not play her like a violin, will be true to her and will not cheat]
Went to a Green Day concert and it fucking rocked! Billie Joe is SO my idol now, so here are some of his words of wisdom for you:
Billie Joe 's words of wisdom
"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."
"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"
VH1's Behind the Music: "We put the fun back in dysfunctional.
VH1's Behind the Music: "You say it to my face, you might be pickin' yourself off the ground."
"[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [mtvSTAR] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it."
"Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life."
"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot."
"They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"I think the little bush is a bit stupid and more or less the puppet of his old man."
"I fucking hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I've always hated Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin' backwards ass hillbilly shit."
"B-I-L-L-I-E J-O-E. My real name is Billie Joe. And it's southern, my moms from Oklahoma and that's how I got the name."
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'
"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"The darkness is coming now god dammit!"
"My mom was from Oklahoma, hence the name Billie Joe...It's not William Joseph it's just Billie Joe."
"They sound like Tré choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot)
"Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it."
"This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk. It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet."
"What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert)
"'Welcome to Montreal-- fuck you', would be a good sign at your highways."
"Ah, if someone falls down, please pick him back up cuz it doesn't mean that there's a fuckin' camera in your face that you don't have to lookout for each other."
"Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!"
"A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?"
"Never run in the rain with your socks on."
"I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now."
"Aw, how the fuck are you all doin' tonight?... That's what I fuckin' wanted to hear, goddamnit!"
"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!"
"I hate celebrities. I really hate them."
"I actually have less friends now than I ever had."
"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade."
"Our passion is our strength."
"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love."
"I got body lice in Gremany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid."
"You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?"
"One thing I want to teach my son is sensitivity to other people. I want to teach him not to be this macho freak."
"I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
"Attack your instruments. Don’t let them attack you."
"Punk is always something that’s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"Do I want to change the world with music? Well fuck yeah I want to change the world to a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed....it needs a kick in the ass."
"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? We walked around in our own clothes they just happened to be dresses."
(In regards to the story on the Kerplunk cover The Diary of Laurie L) "I thought it was kinda lame. The story was great. Totally hilarious. But it was too much. Kinda like turning us into a parody of ourselves."
(When asked in 1992 where they would be in 3 years) "I’m going to point a gun at Tre. Tre is going to point a gun at Mike. Mike is going to point a gun at me." (Mike: "We’re going to count to 3 and pull the trigger.")
"History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly."
"There is not a band you can mention that we haven’t kicked their ass at one time or another."
(at the 47th Annual Grammy Awards, acceptance speech) "Rock 'n' roll can be fun and dangerous at the same time."
"Woodstock was about the closest thing to anarchy I've ever seen in my whole life, and I didn't like it."
"You're the fucking leaders, you have the power. Don't let these bastards dictate the rest of the world, or dictate you fucking life!" (at Live 8 concert on July 2, 2005 in Berlin, Germany)
This is for all the rebels like me who just want to do whatever the fuck they want too and just want to do it without anyone's concern. Dude, can't they get it through their heads that WE DON'T CARE?? Well anywayz, here's "One Good Reason" by Blink 182(THEE best song ever!!!/or than "Welcome to my Life"/):
Mom and Dad they quite don't
understand it
All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls want to pierce their nose
And walk around in torn pantyhose,
oh yeah
I like the ones who say they listen
to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight against how
they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's
fucked to care.
Its cool when they piss people off with
what they wear, oh yeah
So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in
Hate the jocks, the preps, the
hippie-fuckin' scumbags
Heavy-metalers with their awful,
pussy hair bands
Counting seconds until we can get away
Ditchin' school almost every single day,
oh yeah
So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in
Give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in