Once again, stealing stuff from other people's houses(got this from [Love Hurts]). But let's just make it clear that I only do this because I think these things are worth your time to read, so hopefully they are worht your time^^
Niomi: You talk too much.
Kari: I know^.~:
Favorite Sayings:
You laugh at me because Im different, I laugh at you because your all the same.
Dont ask God for an easier life, ask him to make you a stronger person.
Life isnt measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Be your self so no one can tell you that your doing it wrong.
Never give up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
I believe that man will not merelly endure: He will prevail.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
We ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
Can I have a map to your heart because I am lost on your eyes.
Welcome to obession, it makes the world go round, we're made up by the people we surround, we live and die for crap we dont need
Another thing I got from someone's house([^_^ bubi et ^_^]):
ThIs Is ThIs CaT
ThIs Is Is CaT
ThIs Is HoW CaT
ThIs Is To CaT
ThIs Is KEep CaT
ThIs Is ReTaRdS CaT
ThIS Is BuSy CaT
ThIs Is FoR CaT
ThIs Is FoRty CaT
ThIs Is SeCoNdS CaT
NoW Go BaCk AnD rEaD aLl ThE WoRdS DoWn WaRdS oN ThE tHiRd WoRd On EaCh LiNe!!!
Ok, so I keep putting up useless diary entries, but this was TOO pretty!
Niomi: That's probably why we all stopped reading ur diary.
Kari: Woah, Niomi. When did you come back to life?
Niomi: I was dead?0.o
LOL~
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Stole this from [Stars Drenched In My Pain Again](I don't really feel like writing a real entry>.<):
Are you tired of all those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask... Because you are my friend.
I couldn't help it! They were so cute!!!>o<:
../) /)..
.( . .).
.C(")(") no...i don't want the cookie
../) /)..
.(O.O).
.C(")(") It wasn't me!' Do you swear?" every damn day. hehehehehehehe
../) /)..
.(>.<).
.C(")(") OH SHIT!
../) /)..
.( 'o' ).
.C(")(") Im tellin' yo mama!
../) /)..
.(-_-).
.C(")(") i really dont care...
../) /)..
.(X.X).
.C(")(") ooo death roocks
../) /)..
.(o.o).
.C(")(") oh snap...im definitley tellin yo momma!!!
../) /)..
.(^.^).
.C(")(") Lets all just be happy and get naked!!!
../) /)..
.(*o*).
.C(")(") OMG WAS THAT JLO!!!??? LOL
../) /)..
.($.$).
.C(")(") ooo there's money involved?
../) /) ..
.(@.@).
.C(")(") i...am...not..
../) /)..
.(~.^).
.C(")(") u didn't see anything...k?
Ok, this is awesome:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Some more stuff I got from someone else's house:
Love is precious!
I want to be the girl you call baby, the girl you call your own...The girl u hold in ur arms, and fall asleep with on the fone, the girl who makes your bad days better and the girl that will make you say "My life has changed since I met her"
Love is seeing him how no one else does
Love is when u no hes not perfect but u see him perfectly
Love is thinking about him day and night
Love is when he means the world to you
Love is when no one else nos how you feel
Love is the best feeling u can feel
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that tife is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true: somebody, somewhere is thinking of you
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
Love is a wonderful thing.
Ok, I did this name thing and this is what came up:
With an altruistic and crusading spirit you desire to make the world a better place for everyone. You are generous, sympathetic and always prepared to give help when it is required. Although you feel things deeply your strength and well balanced emotions allow you to remain objective. You have a creative and intuitive mind which may find an outlet through art. You are loved by all for your selfless nature and inspirational character.
http://www.bos
And here's a thing about me and love:
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
http://www.blo
*love sigh* Brendan...
This is who I am. I'm not of any importance to you. I love you or hate you. I can be your friend, and I can be your enemy. I can be the one person you'll never forget, or the one person who you wish you could hate. I could be the dirt on the street. Or the cloud in your sky. Our sky. I'm crazy, but your different. I'm a label, but your alive. I could be the girl of your dreams, or the enemy in your nightmares. I could haunt you, or please you. But never abuse you. You think you know me, but you don't. I'm just the shadow that follows you, and can never let you go. You could break my heart, or mend it. But ether way it's always broken. You can love me or hate me, but there's never an in between. It's ether life or death. I could be a figment of your imgaination, or be your one true reality. I could walk away, or be your forever and for always. I could be your shame and blood, or your tears and happiness. Your savior or demon. I could be the idiot who laughs away her tears, or the one who cuts away her pain. Ether way, there's always blood in the end. I could be the best things you had, or the person you'd wish you could forget. You could be the cause of my pain or the light of my life. The one I'll always love. But weather you are or aren't, you'll end up leaving me. Hello and goodbye. This could be one of a million words, or the last thing I'll ever say again. I am me, so who are you?
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Ok, I was gonna put this in my peoms wiki so I wouldn't bore you with this, but some ####### deleted all my peoms-._-.
Kari
I am a label, just like you.
Everyone is labeled wether we like it or not. We all spend so much time telling other people not to label us, that we fail to realize that we actually label ourselves. Society is made up of nothing *but* labels. To say that you're a human is to label yourself. No matter *what* you are, you *are* a label. I see the same people who get *so* pissed off that they're being labeled, go around labeling other people. In their Bio's I see "Don't label me, I'm not a soup can." etc. But then some where else in the *same* bio I see "I fucking hate preps" or "Don't talk to me if you're gay, lesbian, bi, punk, or goth" Or any other bullshit LABEL I can think of. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those all labels? People will label you as they see fit. Yeah, so you're a label, Get over it.
I'm not anti gay marriage, I'm straight but not narrow.
I don't think there is anything wrong with gay marriage, or gays in general (Girls included). Gay couples do most of the same things that regular couples do, so why do we prevent them from getting married? The only thing that seperates us from them is the fact that they like the same sex, or even both sexes. I don't care that the bible says being gay is wrong and a sin. I really, honestly, couldn't care less. I actually enjoy talking to gays & lesbians more than I do straight people. Why? Because I've noticed that [ they are much more open minded & accepting of others & there differences than 'straight' people are.
Couples are beautiful wether they are girl/guy, guy/guy, or girl/girl. It doesn't matter to me as long as you're happy.
Girl- Do you like me?
Guy- No
Girl- Am I pretty?
Guy- No
Girl- Am I in your heart?
Guy- No
Girl- Would you cry if I walked away?
Guy- No
The girl heard enough so she turned and walked away
The guy grabed the girls arm
Guy- I dont like you I LOVE you, youre not pretty your BEAUTIFUL, Youre not in my heart youre in my SOUL, and I wouldnt cry if you walked away I would die
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I am suck a sucker for love:p Brendan, I love you. Please realize that someday.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on? It’s bugging me.
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because brake failure. 2 people riding only 1 survived.
The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didn’t want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
THIS ACTUALLY IS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. WHAT KIND OF AN IDOT TAKES ANYONE ON THE BACK OF THEIR BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET, THIS TWAT DESERVED TO DIE FOR HIS OWN STUPITITY!!!!
LOL! I stole this from [DaisyPusher]'s house. I think it's SO hilarious when people make fun of this:p
[I don't have plans and schemes,
And I don't have hopes and dreams.
I, I, I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.
And I don't have fond desires,
And I don't have happy hours.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.
Happiness and I guess
I never will again.
When you walked out on me,
In walked old misery,
And she's been here since then.
Yeah, we're fucked !
I don't have love to share,
And I don't have one who cares.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.]
-Guns N'Roses
W00T! Guns N' Roses!
I'm gonna die on:
Sunday, July 7, 2086
www.deathclock
I will die:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
www.thedeathps
Never post most entries as u can see. Sorry for all those people who actually read my diary, which would probably be none, but I think my old enemies are trying to dig dirt off of me to ruin my life... again(as if they already haven't) so I'm just gonna post some random shit that I think is meaningful:
Some funny facts:
If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God...!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over
quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about the pig?)
A Worm can live a week without it's head (Thanks to [i've got a funny name] for that )
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More Funny Facts:
In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions
A snail can sleep for three years.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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It's pretty retarded actually, but hey, I learned something^.~
Message: When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few
seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future.
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that
If I was a country I'd be: Ireland
If I was a bad habit I'd be: slouching
If I was a swear word I'd be: damnit
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: chocolate chip cookie dough^o^
If I was a disease I'd be: love
If I was a feeling I'd be: sadness
If I was a war I'd be: But I don't want to be a war>.<
If I was a city I'd be: Los Angelos
If I was a color I'd be: white
If I was a movie I'd be: Napoleon Dynamite
If I was a currency I'd be: a penny^^
If I were a month, I'd be: May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: daylight, when the sun is shining brightest
If I were a planet, I'd be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: backwards
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a pillow!
If I were a sin, I'd be: shoplifting
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a tree, I'd be: weaping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: cardinal
If I were a tool, I'd be: a rubber mallet:p (that's for u Kura)
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: german shepard
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: lettuce
If I were a sound, I'd be: music
If I were an element, I'd be: water
If I were a song, I'd be: "Rock Show" by Blink-182
If I were a book, I'd be: a manga^^
If I were a food, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: love
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: smile
If I were a shape, I'd be a: circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 22
If I were a band, I'd be: Green Day
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: angel, ok, yeah, that sounded dumb, but hey, I would get to fly^^
If I were a card in someone's deck, I would be: Magician Girl=^.^=
I have wasted your time once again, feel free to slap me across the face anytime.
I took a weird personaility test when I was bored, and here's what came out:
[Your Personality Type]
You are an optimist who is often more focused on the past and the future than the present moment. You have an active imagination. You have good hunches and intuitions and people notice that.
[Your Motto]
"I want to discover the truth in life."
[How You Work best]
You work best in cooperative, harmonious environments. Competition, a rushed pace, and a strict format for communication don't work well for you. Your strength is your open-mindednes
[Your Life Situation]
You are not fully satisfied with your current life situation. It is in your own hands, though, to change this. Every day you have the opportunity to improve your life situation by making decisions that suit your personality best.
Making decisions that suit your personality best benefits all areas of your life: your relationships, your career, your love life, your goals, your family life, and your health.
Note: MAKE POVERTY HISTORY! EVERY 3 MINUTES A CHILD WILL DIE IN BRITAIN FROM POVERTY, AND EVERY 60 SECONDS A WHOLE FAMILY DIES IN AFRICA!! COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU CARE!
Dear Diary,
Wow, it's October already... it feels like we just started school, but we didn't cause it started in September. I'm just confused about everything. Everyone seems to have a plan of what they're gonna do, what college they are gonna go to, what job they want. I'm just focused on graduating from 9th grade>.< I went back to St. Rita's yesterday, it was nice to know that everyone had remembered me. Gosh, Dylan has really grown up. But what can ya say? They all grow up one day or the other, I just am delaying when I have too.
There's a Dylan at my school who really has a thing for me, it really makes me feel good that he doesn't sterotype me like the rest of the world does. He's nice and sweet and kind, and he likes me. But, the thing is, I don't feel like I feel the same way he does about me. Camille said that I should just wait it out, that sooner or later, I would probably have feelings for him, I just had to wait for the right time. But I just don't know. It's like I don't want to like him, and yet I do. It's really confusing>.< His going to fast with our relationship, he's already started kissing me on our 2nd date, he even tried to make out with me. Mentally, I'm just a kid, I'm just not ready for this kind of relationship, I've only known the guy for, like, 4 weeks.
I don't know weather to let him go, or just wait it out...
Bye!
Kari
"Shut up" by Blink-182
Shut the fuck up she said, I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud, everything's too loud
Now that all my friends left, this place is fucking dead
I wanna move out, when can we move out? This shit has got to stop
I'll run away
Get the fuck up she said
your life is meaningless
it's going nowhere, you're going nowhere
you're just a fuck up she said, I'll live alone instead
she said you don't care, I know I don't care
I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home
I got too fucked up again, and passed out on the plane
Try to forget you, I can't forget you
No sleep on this flight, I'll think about the nights
we had to get through, how did we get through?
I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home
I'll run away
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off i'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home
I'll run away
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave.
Oh my gosh, this is so freakin hilarious:
"THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREEKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE DEVISTATED PARENTS AND SAYS "I'M JUST MESS'N WITH YOU, IT WAS ALREADY DEAD"
It's kinda sad actually0.o