"Always Look On The Brightside Of Life"(from the Monty Python movie) This goes out to my awesomest, most coolest, most loveliest, most loving and caring best big sister in the world *breath* KURA!^o^
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
"Minority" by Green Day
i want to be the minority
i dont need your authority
down with the moral majority
'cause i want to be the minority
i pledge allegiance to the underworld
one nation under dog
there of which i stand alone
a face in the crowd
unsung, against the mold
without a doubt,
singled out
the only way i know
i want to be the minority
i dont need your authority
down with the moral majority
'cause i want to be the minority
stepped out of the line
like a sheep runs from the herd
marching out of time
to my own beat now
the only way i know
one light, one mind
flashing in the dark
blinded by silence of a thousand broken hearts
"for cryin out loud" she screamed unto me
a free for all
fuck 'em all
"you are your own sight"
i want to be the minority
i dont need your authority
down with the moral majority
'cause i want to be the minority
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? …. some fucking preps in my Health class
2. What is your weapon of choice? my fist, I don't believe in weapons
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yes
4.How about of the same sex? YES
5.Who was the last person who got really angry at you? some asshole in my Algebra class
6.What is your pet peeve? WTF?0.o
7.Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I let it go, I also don't believe in grudges. They are dumb and useless
Sloth
1.What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? dunno, homework?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 12 in the afternoon
3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? um... I dunno... Camille?
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? My brother ate my homework
5.Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? eh, probably not
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I don’t use an alarm clock..
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? JUICY JUICE!^o^
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? I don care
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? um... unless u count when I ate a slim fast cause it said it was a chocolate shake when I was 12
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? nah, but I think I should work out more
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?… SUGAR!!! sweet, dir
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "Food!"? Um... NO...0.o
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? what the fuck is up with these questions??
2. 2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/fam
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? actually I have
4. Have you "done it"? WHO GIVES A FUCK?!
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? NO U STUPID ASSHOLES!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? um, NO
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? ok, fuck you
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? no idea, I'm happy when I have 5 dollars>.<
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? famous, screw money
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? …. Um... I guess since I'm so fucking poor>.<
6. Have you ever stolen anything? ….Oh! Oh! Me and my friends shoplifted eyeline once^^
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? … none:p
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? … I dunno, standing up for what I believe in?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? ch-nothing.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Just to be with someone I truely love
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No, I'm happy if I get 20th place>.<
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? probably
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? nothing
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Uw! Brendan!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? …. Um... Delaney?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? … Billie Joe Armstrong
4. Have you ever been cheated on? nah
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah, muscles
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I love myself the way I am
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No, cause whoever made this has no life
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Suicide
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"Brighter than Sunshine" by Aqualung
I never understood before
I never knew what love was for
My heart was broke, my head was sore
What a feeling
Tied up in ancient history
I didnt believe in destiny
I look up you're standing next to me
What a feeling
What a feeling in my soul
Love burns brighter than sunshine
Brighter than sunshine
Let the rain fall, i don't care
I'm yours and suddenly you're mine
Suddenly you're mine
And it's brighter than sunshine
I never saw it happening
I'd given up and given in
I just couldn't take the hurt again
What a feeling
I didn't have the strength to fight
Suddenly you seemed so right
Me and you
What a feeling
What a feeling in my soul
Love burns brighter than sunshine
It's brighter than sunshine
Let the rain fall, I don't care
I'm yours and suddenly you're mine
Suddenly you're mine
It's brighter than the sun
It's brighter than the sun
It's brighter than the sun, sun, shine.
Love will remain a mystery
But give me your hand and you will see
Your heart is keeping time with me
What a feeling in my soul
Love burns brighter than sunshine
It's brighter than sunshine
Let the rain fall, I don't care
I'm yours and suddenly you're mine
Suddenly you're mine
I got a feeling in my soul ...
This is "Lose Yourself" by Eniem(yes, a rap song. He's about the only rapper I like):
"Lose Yourself"
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Once again, stealing stuff from other people's houses(got this from [Love Hurts]). But let's just make it clear that I only do this because I think these things are worth your time to read, so hopefully they are worht your time^^
Niomi: You talk too much.
Kari: I know^.~:
Favorite Sayings:
You laugh at me because Im different, I laugh at you because your all the same.
Dont ask God for an easier life, ask him to make you a stronger person.
Life isnt measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Be your self so no one can tell you that your doing it wrong.
Never give up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
I believe that man will not merelly endure: He will prevail.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.
We ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
Can I have a map to your heart because I am lost on your eyes.
Welcome to obession, it makes the world go round, we're made up by the people we surround, we live and die for crap we dont need
Another thing I got from someone's house([^_^ bubi et ^_^]):
ThIs Is ThIs CaT
ThIs Is Is CaT
ThIs Is HoW CaT
ThIs Is To CaT
ThIs Is KEep CaT
ThIs Is ReTaRdS CaT
ThIS Is BuSy CaT
ThIs Is FoR CaT
ThIs Is FoRty CaT
ThIs Is SeCoNdS CaT
NoW Go BaCk AnD rEaD aLl ThE WoRdS DoWn WaRdS oN ThE tHiRd WoRd On EaCh LiNe!!!
Ok, so I keep putting up useless diary entries, but this was TOO pretty!
Niomi: That's probably why we all stopped reading ur diary.
Kari: Woah, Niomi. When did you come back to life?
Niomi: I was dead?0.o
LOL~
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Stole this from [Stars Drenched In My Pain Again](I don't really feel like writing a real entry>.<):
Are you tired of all those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask... Because you are my friend.
I couldn't help it! They were so cute!!!>o<:
../) /)..
.( . .).
.C(")(") no...i don't want the cookie
../) /)..
.(O.O).
.C(")(") It wasn't me!' Do you swear?" every damn day. hehehehehehehe
../) /)..
.(>.<).
.C(")(") OH SHIT!
../) /)..
.( 'o' ).
.C(")(") Im tellin' yo mama!
../) /)..
.(-_-).
.C(")(") i really dont care...
../) /)..
.(X.X).
.C(")(") ooo death roocks
../) /)..
.(o.o).
.C(")(") oh snap...im definitley tellin yo momma!!!
../) /)..
.(^.^).
.C(")(") Lets all just be happy and get naked!!!
../) /)..
.(*o*).
.C(")(") OMG WAS THAT JLO!!!??? LOL
../) /)..
.($.$).
.C(")(") ooo there's money involved?
../) /) ..
.(@.@).
.C(")(") i...am...not..
../) /)..
.(~.^).
.C(")(") u didn't see anything...k?
Ok, this is awesome:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Some more stuff I got from someone else's house:
Love is precious!
I want to be the girl you call baby, the girl you call your own...The girl u hold in ur arms, and fall asleep with on the fone, the girl who makes your bad days better and the girl that will make you say "My life has changed since I met her"
Love is seeing him how no one else does
Love is when u no hes not perfect but u see him perfectly
Love is thinking about him day and night
Love is when he means the world to you
Love is when no one else nos how you feel
Love is the best feeling u can feel
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that tife is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember it's true: somebody, somewhere is thinking of you
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
Love is a wonderful thing.
Ok, I did this name thing and this is what came up:
With an altruistic and crusading spirit you desire to make the world a better place for everyone. You are generous, sympathetic and always prepared to give help when it is required. Although you feel things deeply your strength and well balanced emotions allow you to remain objective. You have a creative and intuitive mind which may find an outlet through art. You are loved by all for your selfless nature and inspirational character.
http://www.bos
And here's a thing about me and love:
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
http://www.blo
*love sigh* Brendan...
This is who I am. I'm not of any importance to you. I love you or hate you. I can be your friend, and I can be your enemy. I can be the one person you'll never forget, or the one person who you wish you could hate. I could be the dirt on the street. Or the cloud in your sky. Our sky. I'm crazy, but your different. I'm a label, but your alive. I could be the girl of your dreams, or the enemy in your nightmares. I could haunt you, or please you. But never abuse you. You think you know me, but you don't. I'm just the shadow that follows you, and can never let you go. You could break my heart, or mend it. But ether way it's always broken. You can love me or hate me, but there's never an in between. It's ether life or death. I could be a figment of your imgaination, or be your one true reality. I could walk away, or be your forever and for always. I could be your shame and blood, or your tears and happiness. Your savior or demon. I could be the idiot who laughs away her tears, or the one who cuts away her pain. Ether way, there's always blood in the end. I could be the best things you had, or the person you'd wish you could forget. You could be the cause of my pain or the light of my life. The one I'll always love. But weather you are or aren't, you'll end up leaving me. Hello and goodbye. This could be one of a million words, or the last thing I'll ever say again. I am me, so who are you?
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Ok, I was gonna put this in my peoms wiki so I wouldn't bore you with this, but some ####### deleted all my peoms-._-.
Kari
I am a label, just like you.
Everyone is labeled wether we like it or not. We all spend so much time telling other people not to label us, that we fail to realize that we actually label ourselves. Society is made up of nothing *but* labels. To say that you're a human is to label yourself. No matter *what* you are, you *are* a label. I see the same people who get *so* pissed off that they're being labeled, go around labeling other people. In their Bio's I see "Don't label me, I'm not a soup can." etc. But then some where else in the *same* bio I see "I fucking hate preps" or "Don't talk to me if you're gay, lesbian, bi, punk, or goth" Or any other bullshit LABEL I can think of. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those all labels? People will label you as they see fit. Yeah, so you're a label, Get over it.
I'm not anti gay marriage, I'm straight but not narrow.
I don't think there is anything wrong with gay marriage, or gays in general (Girls included). Gay couples do most of the same things that regular couples do, so why do we prevent them from getting married? The only thing that seperates us from them is the fact that they like the same sex, or even both sexes. I don't care that the bible says being gay is wrong and a sin. I really, honestly, couldn't care less. I actually enjoy talking to gays & lesbians more than I do straight people. Why? Because I've noticed that [ they are much more open minded & accepting of others & there differences than 'straight' people are.
Couples are beautiful wether they are girl/guy, guy/guy, or girl/girl. It doesn't matter to me as long as you're happy.
Girl- Do you like me?
Guy- No
Girl- Am I pretty?
Guy- No
Girl- Am I in your heart?
Guy- No
Girl- Would you cry if I walked away?
Guy- No
The girl heard enough so she turned and walked away
The guy grabed the girls arm
Guy- I dont like you I LOVE you, youre not pretty your BEAUTIFUL, Youre not in my heart youre in my SOUL, and I wouldnt cry if you walked away I would die
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I am suck a sucker for love:p Brendan, I love you. Please realize that someday.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on? It’s bugging me.
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because brake failure. 2 people riding only 1 survived.
The truth: halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, he didn’t want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
THIS ACTUALLY IS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. WHAT KIND OF AN IDOT TAKES ANYONE ON THE BACK OF THEIR BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET, THIS TWAT DESERVED TO DIE FOR HIS OWN STUPITITY!!!!
LOL! I stole this from [DaisyPusher]'s house. I think it's SO hilarious when people make fun of this:p
[I don't have plans and schemes,
And I don't have hopes and dreams.
I, I, I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.
And I don't have fond desires,
And I don't have happy hours.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.
Happiness and I guess
I never will again.
When you walked out on me,
In walked old misery,
And she's been here since then.
Yeah, we're fucked !
I don't have love to share,
And I don't have one who cares.
I don't have anything,
Since I don't have you.]
-Guns N'Roses
W00T! Guns N' Roses!
I'm gonna die on:
Sunday, July 7, 2086
www.deathclock
I will die:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
www.thedeathps
Never post most entries as u can see. Sorry for all those people who actually read my diary, which would probably be none, but I think my old enemies are trying to dig dirt off of me to ruin my life... again(as if they already haven't) so I'm just gonna post some random shit that I think is meaningful:
Some funny facts:
If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God...!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over
quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about the pig?)
A Worm can live a week without it's head (Thanks to [i've got a funny name] for that )
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More Funny Facts:
In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions
A snail can sleep for three years.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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It's pretty retarded actually, but hey, I learned something^.~