Inuyasha's 12 days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:


Inuyasha *snarls*: A Dog Demon in a God Tree.



On the Second Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Praying Miko
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree.



On the Third Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Shippou *Poof!*: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!!!
Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Praying Miko...
Inuyasha: And a God Demon in a Dog Tree.
Shippou: that's not how it goes.
Inuyasha: Shaddup.



On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Sango: 4 Dead Youkai.
Shippou *shying away from Sango*: 3 Kitsunes Shifting.
Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Miko Praying
Inuyasha: And a God Demon in a Dog Tree.
Shippou: That's still not how it goes.
*Bap!*
Shippou: Owie...



On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me,



Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!
Sango: 4 Youkai Dying. Relax Shippou, not you. Yet.
Shippou: Whew. Thanks! 3 Kitsunes Shifting.
Kikyo & Kagome *giggles*: 2 Miko Praying.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree. Happy?
Shippou: Thanks!



On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono layers.
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS! Hey! I can talk!
Sango: 4 Dead Youkai! Only for the song, no Tama.
Shikon no Tama: Dangit.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!! *POOF!*
Kagome: 2 Miko Praying.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Deamon in a God Tree. Where's Kikyo?
Kagome: She got bored and wandered off.
Inuyasha: Don't blame her.



On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers.
Kikyo: *Leer*
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS! BA-BUM-BUM!!!
Sango *eyeing Naraku*: 4 -Dead- Youkai.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!! Lookie! I'm a Christmas tree!
Kagome *sweatdrops*: 2 Praying Miko...
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree. Kikyo! Get back here!



On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women!! *Drool*
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! Ku Ku Ku!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers
Kikyo: Let's just count them to make sure, ne?
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! Wheeeeee!!!
Sango *gripping her boomerang *: 4 DEAD Youkai.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!
Kagome: 2 Miko Praying. Shippou, I don't think Inuyasha really needs tinsel on his tree...
Inuyasha: Get this off, Shippou! Dog demon, Tree, Whatever! Kikyo! What do you think you're doing?!



On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running!
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women... *sigh*
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers. Don't touch me, Onna!
Kikyo: Dangit.
Miroku: Priestess! Will you bear my child?
Kikyo: No.
Miroku: Dangit.
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!
Sango *getting a headache*: 4 Dead Youkai
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes! Whadda bout some pretty lights?
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. I don't think so, Shippou.
Inuyasha: And a !#$!$#^% PISSED OFF Dog demon in a God Tree!!!



On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Myouga: 10 flea bites! Yummy!
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! Kagome! Wait for me!!!
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women! Kouga, get a clue. She's taken.
Kouga: She is?
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! Ku ku ku!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers. Not one less!!!
Kikyo: What about stripes? How many do you have?
Sesshou-maru: Uh...
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!
Sango *tiredly*: 4 Dead Youkai..
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes!!! I know! This star'll look perfect on his head!
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. Uh... not if you value your life, Shippou.
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....



On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kagura: 11 Changes of Clothing.
Myouga: 10 Flea Bites! Can I have another?
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! No, and stay away from my men!
Myouga: *sulks*
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women. All mine...
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots. I'm really a beautiful girl too.
Miroku: Ewww...
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono layers. And stay away from my stripes!!!
Kikyo: I could always add some...
Sesshou-maru: o_O;;
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! All golden and shiny in the sun. Ah... I'm so pretty!!!
Sango: Why do you think there are over ~4 Dead Youkai~, Shikon no Tama?
Shikon no Tama: Because you love me! You really really love me!
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes!!! Hey! Do ya think I could use the Shikon no Tama as Christmas ornaments?
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. No, Shippou. That would be disrespectful.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Deamon in a Yiffin' God Tree. This SONG is disrespectful!
Kouga: To whom? I'm having fun. Right, Kagome?
Kagome: Actually, yeah.
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrr....



On the 12 (and thankfully last) Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal sent to me:



Rin: 12 Plot lines Hanging!!!
Kagura: 11 Changes of Clothing! They keep getting ripped in battles... *sigh*
Myouga: 10 Flea *tee-hee* Bites!
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! Okay, who let Myouga into the sake?
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women. Wasn't me. But I would be willing to assist Kagura with her clothing changes.
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! And keep your hands away from my Daughter, Monk!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers! As soon as Kikyo gives me back some of my clothes... grrrrrr...
Kikyo: Tee-hee!
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! BA-BUM-BUM!!!
Sango: 4 Dead Youkai. I give up. Kikyo, pass me some of that Sake, will you?
Shippou: 3 Shippous Shifting!
Kagome: That's not how your line goes!
Shippou: So? Everyone else is ad-libbing.
Kagome: True... But '1 Miko Praying' just doesn't work-
Inuyasha: AND A DOG DEMON IN A GOD TREE!!! There! Done! Now get me down from this !$#^%&Tree!!!



Fin.