here's somthin funny for all you Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fans

Things to Do to Sesshoumaru
Here's my little list of things to torture Sesshoumaru.

Have his little brother beat him up time and time again (oh, wait, he already does- HA!)

Dress him up in a sailor uniform and give him to the sailor scouts as a new recruit. Watch him go mad and commit suicide by the next episode.

Throw him to devoted Inu-Yasha fans and watch them maul him to death

Throw him to devoted SESSHOUMARU fans and watch them maul him to death

Turn Tenseiga into a singing sword that only knows NSync and Brittany Spears

Stick bubble gum in his tail

Show him what Viz has done to him

Put him in a dog pound when the females are in heat

Replace Jaken with Pikachu and watch Sesshoumaru shred him with his dokkasou (okay, so that's more to torture Pikachu, but who can blame me?)

Wax his head without the wax

Smack him every time he says "Kono Sesshoumaru" ("I, Sesshoumaru")- ahh, just smack him whenever he says ANYTHING.

Shave his tail poodle style and tie a pink bow with bells around it

Tie him to a chair, staple his eyes open and make him watch home movies of all the times he was defeated by Inuyasha

Continuously question his gender

Play pin the tail on the dog demon

Stick a prayer bead necklace around HIS neck and keep saying, "Oswari!"

Auction off his clothes to the Sesshoumaru fan girls

When his clothes run out auction HIM off to the Sesshoumaru fan girls

Paint his claws pink with permanent nail polish and watch him try to take it off

Make him show gang signs to a group of gangsters and watch them beat him up

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Let Miroku host the the preview of the following episode
Tell InuYasha that you gave your Shikon Jewel shards to Sesshoumaru or Naraku

Insult Sesshoumaru by saying that his tail is overgrown underarm hair

Read the manga wrong and tell Shippou to sit

Show your dog to InuYasha and say that it is his cousin
Put Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop, Wonder Woman, and Miroku in the same room
Mistake Kagome for Kikyou
Tell Miroku that you sensed evil at the Playboy Magazine headquarters
Try to paint InuYasha's claws with nail polish
Show Kagura a portable battery powered fan
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Have Kagome sit him until all his bones are broken
Strap him to a chair, bolt the chair to the floor, and put a picture of Kikyou JUST out of his reach
Put him in modern Japan and watch the citizens stone him to death
Lie him on the ground and run him over with a tractor
Pin him to a tree, using 50 bullets
Two words - DOG WHISTLE
Hook a dog collar and leash to him and attach the leash to an airplane
Play a violin E - string in his ear until he goes deaf
Put him in a princess dress, do his hair and makeup, then give him to Sesshoumaru

Inuyasha's 12 days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:


Inuyasha *snarls*: A Dog Demon in a God Tree.



On the Second Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Praying Miko
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree.



On the Third Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Shippou *Poof!*: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!!!
Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Praying Miko...
Inuyasha: And a God Demon in a Dog Tree.
Shippou: that's not how it goes.
Inuyasha: Shaddup.



On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Sango: 4 Dead Youkai.
Shippou *shying away from Sango*: 3 Kitsunes Shifting.
Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Miko Praying
Inuyasha: And a God Demon in a Dog Tree.
Shippou: That's still not how it goes.
*Bap!*
Shippou: Owie...



On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me,



Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!
Sango: 4 Youkai Dying. Relax Shippou, not you. Yet.
Shippou: Whew. Thanks! 3 Kitsunes Shifting.
Kikyo & Kagome *giggles*: 2 Miko Praying.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree. Happy?
Shippou: Thanks!



On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono layers.
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS! Hey! I can talk!
Sango: 4 Dead Youkai! Only for the song, no Tama.
Shikon no Tama: Dangit.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!! *POOF!*
Kagome: 2 Miko Praying.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Deamon in a God Tree. Where's Kikyo?
Kagome: She got bored and wandered off.
Inuyasha: Don't blame her.



On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers.
Kikyo: *Leer*
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS! BA-BUM-BUM!!!
Sango *eyeing Naraku*: 4 -Dead- Youkai.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!! Lookie! I'm a Christmas tree!
Kagome *sweatdrops*: 2 Praying Miko...
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree. Kikyo! Get back here!



On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women!! *Drool*
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! Ku Ku Ku!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers
Kikyo: Let's just count them to make sure, ne?
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! Wheeeeee!!!
Sango *gripping her boomerang *: 4 DEAD Youkai.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!
Kagome: 2 Miko Praying. Shippou, I don't think Inuyasha really needs tinsel on his tree...
Inuyasha: Get this off, Shippou! Dog demon, Tree, Whatever! Kikyo! What do you think you're doing?!



On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running!
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women... *sigh*
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers. Don't touch me, Onna!
Kikyo: Dangit.
Miroku: Priestess! Will you bear my child?
Kikyo: No.
Miroku: Dangit.
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!
Sango *getting a headache*: 4 Dead Youkai
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes! Whadda bout some pretty lights?
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. I don't think so, Shippou.
Inuyasha: And a !#$!$#^% PISSED OFF Dog demon in a God Tree!!!



On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Myouga: 10 flea bites! Yummy!
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! Kagome! Wait for me!!!
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women! Kouga, get a clue. She's taken.
Kouga: She is?
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! Ku ku ku!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers. Not one less!!!
Kikyo: What about stripes? How many do you have?
Sesshou-maru: Uh...
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!
Sango *tiredly*: 4 Dead Youkai..
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes!!! I know! This star'll look perfect on his head!
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. Uh... not if you value your life, Shippou.
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....



On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kagura: 11 Changes of Clothing.
Myouga: 10 Flea Bites! Can I have another?
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! No, and stay away from my men!
Myouga: *sulks*
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women. All mine...
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots. I'm really a beautiful girl too.
Miroku: Ewww...
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono layers. And stay away from my stripes!!!
Kikyo: I could always add some...
Sesshou-maru: o_O;;
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! All golden and shiny in the sun. Ah... I'm so pretty!!!
Sango: Why do you think there are over ~4 Dead Youkai~, Shikon no Tama?
Shikon no Tama: Because you love me! You really really love me!
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes!!! Hey! Do ya think I could use the Shikon no Tama as Christmas ornaments?
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. No, Shippou. That would be disrespectful.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Deamon in a Yiffin' God Tree. This SONG is disrespectful!
Kouga: To whom? I'm having fun. Right, Kagome?
Kagome: Actually, yeah.
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrr....



On the 12 (and thankfully last) Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal sent to me:



Rin: 12 Plot lines Hanging!!!
Kagura: 11 Changes of Clothing! They keep getting ripped in battles... *sigh*
Myouga: 10 Flea *tee-hee* Bites!
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! Okay, who let Myouga into the sake?
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women. Wasn't me. But I would be willing to assist Kagura with her clothing changes.
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! And keep your hands away from my Daughter, Monk!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers! As soon as Kikyo gives me back some of my clothes... grrrrrr...
Kikyo: Tee-hee!
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! BA-BUM-BUM!!!
Sango: 4 Dead Youkai. I give up. Kikyo, pass me some of that Sake, will you?
Shippou: 3 Shippous Shifting!
Kagome: That's not how your line goes!
Shippou: So? Everyone else is ad-libbing.
Kagome: True... But '1 Miko Praying' just doesn't work-
Inuyasha: AND A DOG DEMON IN A GOD TREE!!! There! Done! Now get me down from this !$#^%&Tree!!!



Fin.