Dad: You know what we don't have?
Me: Oh! Yeah! One of those little asian massuse people who like... walks on your back and stuff!
Dad: ...
Mom: ...
Dad: Well, I was going to say orange sherbet, but I like the way you think.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! THE WEBSITE IS DOWN?! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS THIS SHIT!

Super: Okay
So I keep mixing, "Stop! Hammertime!"
With Fergies, "Stop! Check it out!"
So I get, in Hammer's voice, "Stop! Hammertime!" Then in Fergies, "Baby, baby, baby... etc."
Or


Rachel: C_c... That's..
incredable.


Super: In Hammer's voice, "Stop! Check it out."
OMG! I could totally make it, "Stop! Hammer's out!" And then pick up with Fergie. ^^;;

If you were trapped on a desert island and could only bring one person along, who would it be:

A. the irrational choice everyone always chooses - their boyfriend or girlfriend. You know, the couples which would NEVER last if they were confined to a desert island, and wont last anyway, because we're kids, and none of it lasts. And besides, there's only so much hormonal teenage things you can do before sand gets where you don't want it and you get bored. Also they don't know shit about surviving on an island anyway.

B. The logical choice no one ever chooses - The leader of a search and rescue team, some PHD of getting-yourself-found-when-you're-lost, the guy who lived in the book Hatchet. The one that would make sure that even though you're stuck on a desert island, you're not going to stay that way. Why does no one pick him?


I want to get trapped on a desert island with you...
Perhaps we could trade off reading Dante.

They whisper behind her back - she's sure of it. Not really paranoia, but something of the same vein. Maybe it's shame, even though she shouldn't feel it, she flushes with it. They watch her, and it feels like everyone knows, even though no one does. "They say she dressed up," they must whisper to eachother. "They say she crawled into his lap. Crawled!" And she presses her hands to her face and feels herself burn, reaching out and protesting weakly, "no... That's not how it happened." but they just stare at her and look away, disregaurd her. "She's just making it all sound worse so she doesn't have to take responcibility," they mutter to one another.
And she feels so very lost.

By the way:
25 Years by Blackmore's Night is a pretty catchy Celtic song. :)

And also - Arthur is an aadvark, right? But he's also an antho. So do you think he should have two nipples, or six? He's drawn with none, but this cannot be correct.
Discuss.

Remember all that talk a while back about people being opposed to that Homosexual agenda? Well, I finally found out what that homosexual agenda was!


In other news:
^Yay _mono!

*goes to sleep*

This goes out to the scrabble goddess of my heart! (You know who you are!)

http://www.bustedtees.com/triplenerdscore

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
I can’t stand still - Footloose

2.How would you describe yourself?
Nine Million Bicycles – Katie Melue

3.What do you like in a boy?
Bite to break the skin – Sense Fail

4.How do you feel today?
Broken Down - Sevendust

5.What is your life's purpose?
As long as you love me – Backstreet Boys

6.What is your motto?
Ride On – Christie Moore

7.What do your friends think of you?
King of My World - Saliva

8.What do you think of your parents?
Albuquerque – Weird Al

9.What do you think about very often?
Time is running out - Muse

10.What is 2 + 2?
Bleed For Me - Saliva

11.What do you think of your best friend?
If trees could Speak – The Flashbulbs

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Bluejeans - Silvertide

13.What is your life story?
Beautiful - Lifehouse

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Always - Saliva

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Lollipop - Mika

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
Disconnected - Trapt

17.What will they play at your funeral?
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – Loreena Mckennitt

18.What is your hobby/interest?
Bleed it out – Likin Park

19.What is your biggest fear?
Comin’ up form Behind – Marcy’s Playground

20.What is your biggest secret?
I wish I had an angel - Nightwish

21.What do you think of your friends?
24 - Jem

22.What will you post this as?
Geisha Dreams - Rollergirl

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QYgXxIgrXMs

Owoooooooo
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood!

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want
Listen to me
Owoooooooo!

Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone
Owoooooooo

What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways

What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone
Owoooooooo

Little Red Riding Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't
Owoooooooo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with
Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good
I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything that a big bad wolf could want
Owoooooooo
I mean baaaaaa
Baaa