This song is surprisingly catchy! ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvUkthvnni0

Bring It by Cobra Starship.

Times are strange
We've got a free upgrade
For snakes on a plane
F**k 'em, I don't care
Pop the cheap champagne
We're going down in flames, hey

Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye

It's time to fly
Tonight the sky's alive
With lizards serpentine
Lounging in their suits and ties
Watch the whore's parade
For the price of fame, hey

Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes

So kiss me goodbye

Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye

Ladies and gentlemen,
These snakes is slitherin'
With dollar signs in they eyes
With tongues so reptilians
This industry's venomous
With cold-blooded sentiments
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye

Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]

We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace
From midtown to downtown
Snakes on a blog
I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye

...Happy mother's day, Mom.........

Me: I just drank hotsauce.
Now I'm dying.
^-^;;;

David: Nooooo!!!!!!
*saves you*

Me: There's no saving me from the spicy.
*dies*

David: *healing*
Thank goodness I'm a druid

Me: Rez me!
I need to respawn!

David: Crap
I need to go back to town and buy a reagent
Lemme Hearth really quick
Okay
Got it
Coming back

Me: XD

David: *twenty minutes later*

Me: Hurry!

David: Okay, rezed!

Me: Yay!
*dies again*
Fucking hot sauce was camping my corpse!

David: Yeah, they respawn after all that time
Thankfully, I have extra reagents
but I'm a druid
So we have to wait a half hour

Me: *sighs*
Yeah, yeah.

David: Srry

Me: Hang on, lemme see if anyone in my guild will rez me...
....
Nope.

David: ill check my friends list
dam, no ones online

Me: /yell NEED REZ IN HOTSAUCE ZONE

David: /yell ollyollyoxynfree!
ill whisper teh palys

Me: XD
David... We're no nerdy....

David: Gosh, you even made me revert to the 7331speak

Me:*preens* I have that effect on most men.

David: You do?

Me: You have no idea.
It's teh pwn.

"So are you going to gratuate?"
"Yes."
"When?"
"...June 8th..."
"Huh..."
"...Why?"
"I'm not going to be there."
"....Ah."

Prom was lovely.

Too bad there was a nightmare waiting for me in the morning.

How the fuck do you lose a GODDAMN busdriver?!?!

DAd just accidently gave me peanuts.
I'm out ofr the night, guys.
<3

So make me promises, boy, the kind I know you can't keep.
And while I'm losing my mind, I hope you're home finding sleep.

Dad: You know what we don't have?
Me: Oh! Yeah! One of those little asian massuse people who like... walks on your back and stuff!
Dad: ...
Mom: ...
Dad: Well, I was going to say orange sherbet, but I like the way you think.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! THE WEBSITE IS DOWN?! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS THIS SHIT!

Super: Okay
So I keep mixing, "Stop! Hammertime!"
With Fergies, "Stop! Check it out!"
So I get, in Hammer's voice, "Stop! Hammertime!" Then in Fergies, "Baby, baby, baby... etc."
Or


Rachel: C_c... That's..
incredable.


Super: In Hammer's voice, "Stop! Check it out."
OMG! I could totally make it, "Stop! Hammer's out!" And then pick up with Fergie. ^^;;

If you were trapped on a desert island and could only bring one person along, who would it be:

A. the irrational choice everyone always chooses - their boyfriend or girlfriend. You know, the couples which would NEVER last if they were confined to a desert island, and wont last anyway, because we're kids, and none of it lasts. And besides, there's only so much hormonal teenage things you can do before sand gets where you don't want it and you get bored. Also they don't know shit about surviving on an island anyway.

B. The logical choice no one ever chooses - The leader of a search and rescue team, some PHD of getting-yourself-found-when-you're-lost, the guy who lived in the book Hatchet. The one that would make sure that even though you're stuck on a desert island, you're not going to stay that way. Why does no one pick him?


I want to get trapped on a desert island with you...
Perhaps we could trade off reading Dante.