[Keseken]'s diary

1029412  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-05-15
Written: (6036 days ago)

And someone remind me to get a Tattoo of pi going from the nape of my neck all the way down my arm like a fucking fantastic mathmatical ribbon!

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/images/piboychik.png

1029410  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-05-15
Written: (6036 days ago)
Next in thread: 1029411

Well, I'll be god damned....

... Why do people make eating utensils with uranium in them? Yeah, they glow, but come on...

http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/consumer%20products/vaseline.htm

1028731  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-05-12
Written: (6039 days ago)

This song is surprisingly catchy! ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvUkthvnni0

Bring It by Cobra Starship.

Times are strange
We've got a free upgrade
For snakes on a plane
F**k 'em, I don't care
Pop the cheap champagne
We're going down in flames, hey

Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye

It's time to fly
Tonight the sky's alive
With lizards serpentine
Lounging in their suits and ties
Watch the whore's parade
For the price of fame, hey

Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes

So kiss me goodbye

Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye

Ladies and gentlemen,
These snakes is slitherin'
With dollar signs in they eyes
With tongues so reptilians
This industry's venomous
With cold-blooded sentiments
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes

So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye

Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]

We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace
From midtown to downtown
Snakes on a blog
I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye

1028642  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-05-11
Written: (6039 days ago)

...Happy mother's day, Mom.........

1028020  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-05-08
Written: (6043 days ago)
Next in thread: 1028034, 1028077

Me: I just drank hotsauce.
Now I'm dying.
^-^;;;

David: Nooooo!!!!!!
*saves you*

Me: There's no saving me from the spicy.
*dies*

David: *healing*
Thank goodness I'm a druid

Me: Rez me!
I need to respawn!

David: Crap
I need to go back to town and buy a reagent
Lemme Hearth really quick
Okay
Got it
Coming back

Me: XD

David: *twenty minutes later*

Me: Hurry!

David: Okay, rezed!

Me: Yay!
*dies again*
Fucking hot sauce was camping my corpse!

David: Yeah, they respawn after all that time
Thankfully, I have extra reagents
but I'm a druid
So we have to wait a half hour

Me: *sighs*
Yeah, yeah.

David: Srry

Me: Hang on, lemme see if anyone in my guild will rez me...
....
Nope.

David: ill check my friends list
dam, no ones online

Me: /yell NEED REZ IN HOTSAUCE ZONE

David: /yell ollyollyoxynfree!
ill whisper teh palys

Me: XD
David... We're no nerdy....

David: Gosh, you even made me revert to the 7331speak

Me:*preens* I have that effect on most men.

David: You do?

Me: You have no idea.
It's teh pwn.

1027884  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-05-07
Written: (6044 days ago)
Next in thread: 1027892

"So are you going to gratuate?"
"Yes."
"When?"
"...June 8th..."
"Huh..."
"...Why?"
"I'm not going to be there."
"....Ah."

1027454  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-05-04
Written: (6046 days ago)
Next in thread: 1027470

Prom was lovely.

Too bad there was a nightmare waiting for me in the morning.

1027212  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-05-03
Written: (6048 days ago)
Next in thread: 1027256

How the fuck do you lose a GODDAMN busdriver?!?!

1026272  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-04-28
Written: (6053 days ago)

DAd just accidently gave me peanuts.
I'm out ofr the night, guys.
<3

1026099  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-04-27
Written: (6054 days ago)

So make me promises, boy, the kind I know you can't keep.
And while I'm losing my mind, I hope you're home finding sleep.

1025818  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-04-25
Written: (6056 days ago)
Next in thread: 1025821

Dad: You know what we don't have?
Me: Oh! Yeah! One of those little asian massuse people who like... walks on your back and stuff!
Dad: ...
Mom: ...
Dad: Well, I was going to say orange sherbet, but I like the way you think.

1025433  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-04-22
Written: (6058 days ago)
Next in thread: 1025438

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! THE WEBSITE IS DOWN?! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS THIS SHIT!

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