Me: By the way, these are AMAZING scars
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I feel like they are a language.
And I am envious.
Gabby says:
Are those scars for reals?
Me: I think so.
Gabby says:
Dang!
Me: They look real.
Do you feel the envy?
Gabby says:
Totally!
I wanna be awesome and BA like that.
People would always ask about them.
And you could be like," Fuck, I got them fighting bears by Chuck Norris' side."
And someone remind me to get a Tattoo of pi going from the nape of my neck all the way down my arm like a fucking fantastic mathmatical ribbon!
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Well, I'll be god damned....
... Why do people make eating utensils with uranium in them? Yeah, they glow, but come on...
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This song is surprisingly catchy! ^_^
http://www.you
Bring It by Cobra Starship.
Times are strange
We've got a free upgrade
For snakes on a plane
F**k 'em, I don't care
Pop the cheap champagne
We're going down in flames, hey
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye
It's time to fly
Tonight the sky's alive
With lizards serpentine
Lounging in their suits and ties
Watch the whore's parade
For the price of fame, hey
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye
Ladies and gentlemen,
These snakes is slitherin'
With dollar signs in they eyes
With tongues so reptilians
This industry's venomous
With cold-blooded sentiments
No need for nervousness
It's just a little turbulence
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
So kiss me goodbye
Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
So kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in your eyes
Goodbye
Oh! I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it![x42]
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace
From midtown to downtown
Snakes on a blog
I suggest you grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye
...Happy mother's day, Mom.........
Me: I just drank hotsauce.
Now I'm dying.
^-^;;;
David: Nooooo!!!!!!
*saves you*
Me: There's no saving me from the spicy.
*dies*
David: *healing*
Thank goodness I'm a druid
Me: Rez me!
I need to respawn!
David: Crap
I need to go back to town and buy a reagent
Lemme Hearth really quick
Okay
Got it
Coming back
Me: XD
David: *twenty minutes later*
Me: Hurry!
David: Okay, rezed!
Me: Yay!
*dies again*
Fucking hot sauce was camping my corpse!
David: Yeah, they respawn after all that time
Thankfully, I have extra reagents
but I'm a druid
So we have to wait a half hour
Me: *sighs*
Yeah, yeah.
David: Srry
Me: Hang on, lemme see if anyone in my guild will rez me...
....
Nope.
David: ill check my friends list
dam, no ones online
Me: /yell NEED REZ IN HOTSAUCE ZONE
David: /yell ollyollyoxynfr
ill whisper teh palys
Me: XD
David... We're no nerdy....
David: Gosh, you even made me revert to the 7331speak
Me:*preens* I have that effect on most men.
David: You do?
Me: You have no idea.
It's teh pwn.
"So are you going to gratuate?"
"Yes."
"When?"
"...June 8th..."
"Huh..."
"...Why?"
"I'm not going to be there."
"....Ah."
Prom was lovely.
Too bad there was a nightmare waiting for me in the morning.
How the fuck do you lose a GODDAMN busdriver?!?!
DAd just accidently gave me peanuts.
I'm out ofr the night, guys.
<3
So make me promises, boy, the kind I know you can't keep.
And while I'm losing my mind, I hope you're home finding sleep.
Dad: You know what we don't have?
Me: Oh! Yeah! One of those little asian massuse people who like... walks on your back and stuff!
Dad: ...
Mom: ...
Dad: Well, I was going to say orange sherbet, but I like the way you think.