Dear Jerk-off who stole my purse,
I understand that you may be a meth addict, or someone with some other fixation which requires hefty sums to keep you feeling alive. This is the only reason I can see that you would steal my purse while I was still in the same room, and people were probably looking right at you. And for this, I hope my ninty dollars serve you well. I'm sure you'll use it for better things than I would have, like, for instance, my phone bill. And thank you for leaving my purse in a trash can somewhere for a janitor to find so he could return it to me - it would have been a shame to lose a beat up purse like that once you ravaged it of most of it's worth. I see that you did not take the grape flavored condom. I'm sorry if grape is not your flavor. Try next week, it'll be banana.
Oh, yeah. And fuck you.
Sincerely yours,
Rachel
Same old, same old. Sorry I've burdanded you. Sorry I'll never be able to fix it. Sorry you were my parents.
Growing to hate the word 'mutual'...
If you were gonna hate losing our relationship so much, maybe you shouldn't have fucked me in the first place, mm?
The swelling fermata...
He regrets it so very much. So very much...
In other news, there will never be a shortage of men having sex with odd animals.
http://www.ana
http://www.msn
This article states that more than 2,000,000 teens in the United States have been depressed in the last year (I.E. suffered from major depression, which is often debilitating). I am not surprised. But what appauled me about this article was the ending.
A (the) fantastic bachata song. ^__^
http://www.you
She could cry, can feel the tears, could do it, could, but instead she hugs her knees to her chest and sits so still that for some reason, she wont, instead humming Mon Cour to herself, and remembering how beautifully her sister sang it, and missing the better days...
Me: By the way, these are AMAZING scars
http://proseuc
I feel like they are a language.
And I am envious.
Gabby says:
Are those scars for reals?
Me: I think so.
Gabby says:
Dang!
Me: They look real.
Do you feel the envy?
Gabby says:
Totally!
I wanna be awesome and BA like that.
People would always ask about them.
And you could be like," Fuck, I got them fighting bears by Chuck Norris' side."