Twisted Ballerina
by Jayne Sachs)



Little girl
Little twisted ballerina
Little steps
Little twisted ballerina pirouettes
across the floor
to the window where her
daddy watches from the corner of his eye
and her uncle watches her thighs

Little girl
Little twisted ballerina
Dance

Well her mom's at work down at the hospital today
and her daddy decides to cash his paycheck today
and her uncle says "Sure, I'll watch your ballerina... dance."
Well she's heard those words before
She's seen that look before
She's smelled his breath before
She's felt his weight on her before
This ballerina
And when her daddy leaves
and when they're alone he's says
"I just bought a ticket to your show."

Little girl
Little twisted ballerina
Dance

dance
Got to dance got to dance got to dance got to dance got to dance got to dance
Dance

And she dances out the bedroom
And she dances down the hall
And she dances down the steps
And out the front door
And she goes up to the clouds
that's where she find her stage
And she does the dance that's twice her age

How did he get here?
Who let him in up here?
Who let him in down there?
I was dancing here
I was dancing here

Little girl
Little twisted ballerina
Little steps
Little twisted ballerina pirouettes
Little twisted ballerina pirouettes

She feels the lapse in favor acutely, left alone in her bedroom as her father and her brother ride the two motorcycles next to eachother...

In a complete and shocking lapse of judgement on my part, I reached for a soda, and ended up spraying myself in the face with shaving cream...

Hah.....

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Dear Jerk-off who stole my purse,

I understand that you may be a meth addict, or someone with some other fixation which requires hefty sums to keep you feeling alive. This is the only reason I can see that you would steal my purse while I was still in the same room, and people were probably looking right at you. And for this, I hope my ninty dollars serve you well. I'm sure you'll use it for better things than I would have, like, for instance, my phone bill. And thank you for leaving my purse in a trash can somewhere for a janitor to find so he could return it to me - it would have been a shame to lose a beat up purse like that once you ravaged it of most of it's worth. I see that you did not take the grape flavored condom. I'm sorry if grape is not your flavor. Try next week, it'll be banana.

Oh, yeah. And fuck you.

Sincerely yours,

Rachel

Same old, same old. Sorry I've burdanded you. Sorry I'll never be able to fix it. Sorry you were my parents.

Growing to hate the word 'mutual'...

If you were gonna hate losing our relationship so much, maybe you shouldn't have fucked me in the first place, mm?

The swelling fermata...

He regrets it so very much. So very much...