Todd: Why do women think I'm creepy?
Attractive nurse: Because you have to turn everything into a double entendre.
Todd: I do not.
[Attractive nurse leaves, Todd stares at Turk]
Chris Turk: Go.
Todd: I'd like to double her entendre. ..
hahaha thats good tv..

In my long life, I have accomplished nothing, and achieved even less. But I have learned a few very important lessons, like: nice guys always finish last; unless they finish first, or somewhere inbetween.... True that.