[Fox_Child]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2005-05-02
Written: (7143 days ago)

Numa Numa


Some fat guy dancin' to Dragostea Din Tei <n.n> takes a while to load, but its extremely funny

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Written about Monday 2005-05-02
Written: (7144 days ago)

FUN STUFF TO DO AT THE MALL!!!!!!
1. Drop all your change on the ground near a vending machine and pick it up via crawling.


2. Ask for a price check at the Dollar Store- without the tax.


3. Follow a family and pretend you are the long lost child they gave up for adoption during the blizzard of 76. When they deny it, walk away.


4. Set up a DDR right in the middle of a walkway and REVOLUTIONIZE THE MALL WALKWAY!!! (You may need some extension cords for this, but that'll be the least of your problems)


5. Only use pennies to pay for things (or you can cheat and use dollar bills too)


6. Talk to inanimate objects.


7. Have a staring contest with a statue and wonder out loud why you keep losing.


8. Follow people and make loud footsteps. Tell them to stop it when they look at you-that's your cue to walk normal. Continue.


9. Obscure extremely important signs.


10. Make funny faces while trying to hold a conversation.


11. Poke fake food.


12. Hide in clothes racks and jump out at shoppers, but make sure there's room for you in there first. When this goes wrong, it hurts.


13. Talk in different languages to random people


14. Poke people.


15. Try the products.


16. If ever you find your hands too moisturized in the Bath and Body Works, comment on the soft robes they have. (This makes no sense to you, but it still makes for a good time.)


17. Draw on people's faces and send them to buy stuff or ask questions.


18. Beat up random things.


19. Sit on a bench and feed imaginary birds.


20. Play 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly' on the Carousel.


21. Make piles of stuff and then bury people in it.


22. Put your face real close to glass windows.


23. Bump into things (preferably glass windows).


24. If you do bump into a shiny glass window, ask people "What this new age contraption is”


25. Host Woodstock '05.


26. Dance your brains out at Woodstock '05.


27. Hide in the directories if they're leaning against each other in a triangle shape- sorta like ^, but bigger.


28. Make it your mission to cut as many people off as you can. Have a contest with your friends.


29. Say a certain word in every sentence, like 'macaroni'.


30. Stare at things. People will then stare at that thing. Then stare at the person.


31. Stare at someone, but when they look, look away. Slowly look back. Continue.


32. Speak Gibberish. Ask questions in gibberish.


33. Ask questions with obvious answers.


34. Sit on people and when they realize it say "Oops- Sorry! I didn’t see you there!"


35. Put on a fake mustache and act dastardly.


36. With a friend, pretend you're a foreign exchange student from some made up country. Who are they to know every single country in the world?


37. Host an art/stuff you found in the garbage auction.


38. Tell a store clerk that you lost your brother as a friend stands right next to you.


39. Run up to people and say "Here she is!"


40. Bring your imaginary friend.


41. Wear signs that say funny stuff (like pointless Trigun quotes)


42. Go into a picture booth. Take pictures, then hand them out to random people. Autographs optional.


43. Jazzercise in the elevator.


44. Act like the elevator operator in the elevator.


45. Start a conga line, and go into the elevator, which will hopefully cut off the end of the line, and tell the people in the elevator that you're "Glad they're gone".


46. Stick little notes on merchandise (like a ring that says 'The One' or you can try to put the whole inscription on it, but that's really hard to fit on a piece of paper)


47. Try to use words starting with the same letter as much as possible.


48. Have a fake fist fight with a friend.


49. Put random things on your head.


50. Salute people who walk by.


51. Go shopping for your attack hamster (see Safety Tips by Martha)


52. Pretend to be sick and cough/sneeze on people.


53. Stuff notes in pants pockets (like 'I'm your new pocket-gnome, Bill' or 'Lestat').


54. Tape things together.


55. ‘Accidentally’ fall down. Crutches come in handy for this one. So to digital cameras.


56. Buy dog collars for you and your friends. Better yet, get some ID tags to eliminate any confusion.


57. Pretend the glass elevator is a teleporter and scream, "BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!"


58. Tape "Kick Me" signs on people.


59. Act out famous movie scenes.


60. Talk like a robot.


61. Consult your handy stuffed animal on which shade of blue eye shadow you should get.


62. Act like James Bond and roll around on the ground whenever you have to get somewhere.


63. Slap people with a glove and say, "I challenge you to a duel!"


64. Actually duel in the proper Harry Potter fashion, pencils and all.


65. Talk through a sock puppet.


66. Save some ketchup packets from McDonald's to snack on later--and tell the nice people staring at you that it's 'astronaut food'.


67. Teach some parrots at the pet shop some new vocabulary.


68. Build a porch/deck at sears--they have all the tools ya need.


69. Ask any appliance salespeople if they have a tv that speaks English.


70. While you're at sears in the tool section, ask a salesperson how well certain saw cuts through bone.


71. Rummage through a bin of jellybeans in a candy store-and claim you're looking for an expensive earring.


72. Answer any service phones that ring with the traditional 'Pizza Hut' (or if you're a spaz like me, Pizza the Hut)


73. Pretend to be a mannequin and stand very still in store windows. Scream occasionally.


74. Wave at the security cameras.


75. Make up songs about mispronounced words.


76. Sing 'Toxic' to bystanders and do all the choreography from the video. They won't mind at all.


77. Ride the Hate Doll around!


78. If you're at the national mall, fly little egg-shooting monkeys around, preferably aiming at bush. It would help to have a camera mounted on the monkey as well.

550612  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-04-14
Written: (7162 days ago)
Next in thread: 551522

FaLlEn

[Fox_Child]

“Ring around the rosy...”

Stop it!

“Pockets full of posies...”

Shut up!

“Ashes...Ashes…”

Leave me alone!

“…We all fall down…”

Everyday, voices in our head
Singing, taunting us to no end

Behind the smile, screams our soul
“Help us! We’re not okay!!!”

No one will, no mortal sees the pain
Only in the shadows does it rain

Raining glass, shattered glass
Small rivers are born, then die

Every day, we bear new shells
Only a ruse to hide the hell

This life I ‘lived’ has killed my soul
Now I wander alone, without hope

Surrounded by hatred, living in Hell
Nothing now but an empty shell

“…We all fall down…” indeed
“Ashes…ashes…I’ll drag you all down with me…”


Eh . . . I felt poetic

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Written about Wednesday 2005-04-06
Written: (7170 days ago)

75 Ways To Order Pizza

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.


2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.


3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."


4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.


5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."


6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.


7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.


8. Answer their questions with questions.


9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.


10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.


11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.


12. Stutter on the letter "p."


13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.


14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."


15. Change your accent every three seconds.


16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.


17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.


18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.


19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.


20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.


21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.


22. Imitate the order taker's voice.


23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.


24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.


25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"


26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.


27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."


28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.


29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.


30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.


31. Ask to see a menu.


32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."


33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.


34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.


35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.


36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.


37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"


38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.


39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.


40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."


41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.


42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."


43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.


44. Try to talk while drinking something.


45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"


46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.


47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.


48. Be vague in your order.


49. Use CB lingo where applicable.


50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.


51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.


52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."


53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.


54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.


55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.


56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.


57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.


58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.


59. Put them on hold.


60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.


61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."


62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.


63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"


64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."


65. Haggle.


66. Order a one-inch pizza.


67. Order term life insurance.


68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"


69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.


70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.


71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."


72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.


73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.


74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.


75. Order a steamed pizza.

540895  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-04-04
Written: (7172 days ago)

uploaded new Breaking Point Chapter on Fictionpress.com

www.fictionpress.com/~wildfoxchild

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Written about Saturday 2005-03-26
Written: (7181 days ago)
Next in thread: 532469

   I have entered the "snapdragon" part of my life......
   Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

"Sometimes we must leave the past behind us for if we linger there, we will cease to realize reality."

Quotes galore, apply to me and people I know o.O

530603  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-03-24
Written: (7183 days ago)

One Vision Lyrics
by Queen

(God works in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways)

One man, one goal, one mission
One heart one goal just one solution
One flash of light, yeah one God, one vision
One flesh, one bone, one true religion
One voice, one hope, one real decision
Wo, wo, wo, wo, gimme one vision

No wrong, no right
I'm gonna tell you there's no black and no white
No blood, no stain
All we need is one world wide vision
One flesh, one bone, one true religion
One race, one hope, one real decision
Wo, wo, wo, wo, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I had a dream, When I was young
A dream of sweet illusion
A glimpse of hope and unity
And visions of one sweet union
But a cold wind blows and a dark rain falls
And in my heart it shows
Look what they've done to my dreams

So give me your hands, give me your hearts... I'm ready
There's only one direction
One world, one nation, Yeah, one vision
No hate, no fight, just excitation
All through the night it's a celebration wo, wo, wo, wo yeah

One, one, one, one...

One flesh, one bone, one true religion
One voice, one hope, one real decision
Gimme one light, Gimme one hope
Just gimme
One man, one man
One bar, one night
One day, hey, hey
Just, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
Fried chicken

(Coughs while pointing to last line) You would really expect something more deep than that >.>''

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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-22
Written: (7185 days ago)

Life

The supreme irony of life?
No one gets out alive

No matter what we say
Or what we do
Deals we make
Promises we break

No one gets out alive

So take a dive
Off a cliff
Learn to fly
The key’s to miss
Miss the ground
And the trees

Row your boat
Down a stream
Under the falls
And through the dream

Dream during the day
Live during the night

Live free

‘Cause no one gets out alive

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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-22
Written: (7185 days ago)

Reality

Size 36 chest
Size 24 waist
Screams perfection in your face

Perfect smile
Perfect grace
She doesn’t bend at the waist

High-heeled feet
Without shoes
On long work days, singin’ the blues

Perfect hair in the box
Take it out, tangled locks
Brush it; comb it, the same it’s not

Her body’s solid plastic
Her head is empty space
The only thing she wasn’t, was President of the United States

The perfect woman?
Ha! I think not!
She’s nothing more than a plastic robot

An imperfect dream
Not meant to be
She doesn’t even bend at the knee!


Mwahaha, my poem 'bout Barbie

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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-22
Written: (7185 days ago)

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my day, any questions? No? Good.

damn, my headache just got worse . . .

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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-15
Written: (7191 days ago)

More Proof of Our Stupidity

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(And that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: …You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(Well... duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...And you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And... I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hot or cold pack: Warning: do not microwave while wearing
(Like I can fit in a microwave)

Sure-kill rattraps: warning: do not use on any animal larger than a mouse.
(But isn't a rat larger than a mouse?!?)

Ever wonder why?...
1.) Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
2.) Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
3.) Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
Lottery"?
4.) Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5.) Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6.) Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
7.) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
8.) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
9.) Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
10.) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
11.) When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
12.) Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
13.) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
14.) You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
15.) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16.) Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
17.) If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
18.) If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
19.) Why people drive on parkways but park on driveways?

ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.
3.Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

523376  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-03-15
Written: (7191 days ago)

30 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophecy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-15
Written: (7191 days ago)

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make racecar noises when people get on and off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"

4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm..... tasty!"

21. Meow occasionally.

22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

25. Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.

26. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

34. Play the accordion.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"

519463  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-03-11
Written: (7195 days ago)
Next in thread: 519712

Mad 4 U
By: [Fox_Child]

Locked in a room
Pads on the wall
Smile on my face

Mad 4 u

Written in Pen
On white walls
Were the words

Mad 4 u

All alone
In a man-made hug
Forever I will be

Mad 4 u

Waiting in silence
Surrounded by white
Forever and always

Mad 4 u

Yeah, I was poetic for once in Lit. so voila. ^n.n^ -dances- Yeah, this really doesn't pertain to me, but it does to some of my friends

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